Surprise! Mrs. Xie is setting up a fortune-telling stall on a tricycle again
Chapter 8 Dad, help me
Assistant: “Fuck.”
Xie Rongsheng: “Fuck.”
"Ahhh——" Jiang Zhengguo screamed and fell into the ten-meter-deep pit. Because of his fat body and the pit full of snake corpses, all of which were fresh and soft, he achieved a soft landing.
Jiang Zhengguo did not hurt himself from the fall. He struggled to sit up and touched himself to make sure he was not injured.
Just when I was about to congratulate myself on my good fortune, I looked carefully at the contents of the pit and saw long snakes filling the entire bottom of the pit.
He screamed and crawled around with his limbs twisted like a zombie, but there were snakes everywhere he crawled, and he finally fainted from fright.
Jiang Cha sighed softly, "He fainted already?"
Xie Jiujian made a simple gesture, and bodyguards immediately went to the yard and poured buckets of water at Jiang Zhengguo below.
Jiang Zhengguo was awakened by being splashed with water, or perhaps by something falling from a high altitude.
He opened his eyes and saw the snake.
"what--"
Fainted.
Two buckets of ice water came down from above, and Jiang Zhengguo woke up again.
"what--"
Fainted again.
Two more buckets of water.
woke up.
"what--"
Dizzy again.
Keep looping several times.
When Jiang Zhengguo screamed in the back, his voice became hoarse.
Jiang Cha felt bored after watching the cartoon for a long time, so he sat back on the sofa and continued watching the cartoon, happily eating the spicy strips.
Xie Jiujian had Jiang Zhengguo taken out and thrown on the roadside.
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"Ahhh, Dad, help me!"
Jiang Zhengguo rushed into the house, followed by a swarm of bees, which stung him from time to time.
Jiang Zhengguo's whole body was swollen at this time and he looked unrecognizable.
Seeing this, the servant at the door wanted to rush over to help him drive away the bees, but it was no use. It was as if the bees had identified him and kept chasing Jiang Zhengguo to bite him.
Jiang Zhengguo's miserable crying attracted the attention of old man Jiang.
Old Master Jiang came out, and Master Yuanyi followed behind him.
Mr. Jiang's face was dark, and he felt that his son had embarrassed him. "What's going on? I asked you to go get the ginger tea, but you went to poke a beehive?"
"I didn't, ahhhh it hurts so much, daddy save me!"
The scene was chaotic.
Jiang Zhengguo ran around screaming, and several servants chased after him, trying to help him drive away the bees, but to no avail.
Master Yuanyi looked at it for a while, walked up, and took out a triangular talisman paper from Jiang Zhengguo's back pocket.
Master Yuanyi was holding the talisman paper and was about to show off when a swarm of bees immediately turned around and flew towards him.
The first bee that rushed over stung Master Yuanyi's thumb, which immediately became swelled.
Master Yuanyi quickly took out his lighter and set fire to the talisman paper.
He hid his swollen fingers in his sleeves and pretended to straighten his back, but in fact he was in so much pain that cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
But I have to keep pretending.
After the talisman paper was burned, the bees flew away.
Jiang Zhengguo was exhausted, but he didn't dare to sit down. He scolded two servants to support him.
His entire body was stung by bees and it hurt everywhere, especially his butt, which was so sticky that it could hold up a pig.
"Master Yuanyi is worthy of his name. He can see the clues at a glance, but what is going on?" Old Master Jiang didn't look at his useless son. His attention was all on Master Yuanyi's hands.
Master Yuan Yi pretended to be profound and said, "This talisman paper was made by a master. It seems that someone is protecting her."
Mr. Jiang: "Who could it be? Is there a master in this world who is more powerful than Master Yuanyi?"
Master Yuan Yi pretended to be modest and said, "There are always people better than you. My master has many disciples. I just happened to enter the sect early and graduate early."
Subtext: I learn early and learn fast, which means I am good and awesome.
Old Master Jiang continued to praise, "Master is so powerful that no one in Beijing can match him. If it weren't for Master's guidance, Tong'er might have died long ago. Master is a great benefactor to our Jiang family."
Master Yuanyi was flattered by the compliment, and his brows relaxed. "The matter of changing luck is just one step away. Although Miss Xitong is no longer in danger of death, if we want to completely obtain her good fate, she must disappear from the world."
Mr. Jiang looked worried. "Will that affect Tong'er's current career? The girl likes acting. Her career has been going well recently. She smiles every day when she video chats with me. I hope she can be happy and worry-free forever."
Master Yuan Yi stroked his long beard and said, "It won't have much impact. Unless someone can break my luck-changing spell, Miss Xitong will have a bright future and a happy marriage."
Mr. Jiang was relieved, "That's good, that's good."
Master Yuanyi: "But..."
Mr. Jiang's heart was in suspense again, "But what?"
Master Yuanyi: "Miss Xitong's fate is uncertain. If we can't completely possess her fate, there may be changes in the future."
Old Master Jiang narrowed his eyes, his expression became fierce and violent, "I know what to do. As long as Jiang Cha dies, my Tong'er will be happy all her life."
Master Yuan Yi flicked the whisk in his hand and said, "In the past year, Master Jiang had better do more good deeds, accumulate virtue, and pray for Miss Xitong."
Mr. Jiang: "Master, don't worry. I will have someone donate a large sum of money to the Rende Taoist Temple tomorrow."
The Ren De Taoist Temple mentioned by Grandpa Jiang is the place where Master Yuan Yi started his apprenticeship.
Master Yuanyi: "It's not enough. It would be best if Miss Xitong could donate some of the money and goods she earns to children's welfare institutions in various places."
Mr. Jiang: "I will tell Tong'er to do this well."
Master Yuanyi took out another jade plaque and handed it to Mr. Jiang. "This jade plaque has been blessed. Give it to Miss Xitong and ask her to wear it 24 hours a day for the next six months. If the jade plaque is damaged, please contact me immediately."
Old Master Jiang immediately asked someone to come over, take the jade token, and hand it to Jiang Xitong.
Jiang Xitong was recently filming on a drama set. She took a leave last night to come back and attend Jiang Cha's funeral. As a result, Jiang Cha ran out of the coffin in the morning and Jiang Xitong suddenly fell down. She is still lying on the bed in the bedroom.
"Master Yuanyi, is there really nothing wrong with Tong'er's health now?" Old Master Jiang asked the family doctor to check Jiang Xitong immediately. There was no problem, but the person had just woken up and still looked very weak.
Master Yuanyi: "It's just a conflict. Please find Jiang Cha's birth date and time."
Old Master Jiang quickly took out Jiang Cha's birth date.
Master Yuanyi copied it on cinnabar yellow talisman paper, folded it, and stuffed it into a rag doll.
The doll's face had no facial features.
Mr. Jiang was watching from the side.
Jiang Zhengguo suddenly said, "Don't these dolls need to have their faces painted?"
The next moment, Master Yuan Yi took out a one-inch headshot of Jiang Cha from the bag, applied some glue, and stuck it directly to the doll's face.
Jiang Zhengguo raised his thumb and said, "Master, that's great. It's really great."
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