Dress up as a sickly person to capture the villain princess!

As the saying goes, people have three urgent needs.

One of them was so anxious that he wished he could go into the book and slap the heroine in the face.

Xia Zhiyuan admitted that she had a little bad temper. At this moment, she was sitting on the toilet with a stack of toilet paper in her hand, her fingertips tightly grasping the toilet paper in her palm.

What does this author mean?

Are you deliberately trying to keep her from enjoying herself? Now she can't even poop!

It's so infuriating that it makes people have breast hyperplasia!

"Oh my god, this author really didn't do it on purpose! Why did he write the heroine so miserable? And she even volunteered to be a concubine!"

"Besides, why are there so many girls who like this rotten cucumber male protagonist? Are you all blind?"

"If it were me, I would tear the hero into pieces!"

"I really can't stand it... I must..."

At this moment, the light in the toilet went out. For a moment, everything was silent. I could only see my cell phone, which was still emitting a faint light.

Oops, I didn’t have time to clean my butt yet.

I could only turn on the light on my phone as an emergency measure. Before I knew it, my phone started to flash the pages of the novel on it non-stop, as if it had been infected with a virus.

The sallow screen flickers between dark and bright.

Xia Zhiyuan seriously suspected that a Sadako would crawl out of the phone in the next second. As a result, the next second, the phone showed that the battery level was low and it turned off automatically.

"No, are you kidding me? It still had 5% power just now, how come it's gone in an instant?"

"There's no other way. It looks like we can only act in the dark now."

Xia Zhiyuan was holding up his pants. His own toilet was only the size of one and a half acres. Xia Zhiyuan was still very confident about the placement of things in the toilet.

But Xia Zhiyuan obviously overestimated his own shortsightedness in the dark. As soon as he stepped out, his sandals stepped on the wet floor.

Caught off guard, Xia Zhiyuan only felt a pain in his forehead, as if he had hit the sink, and then a warm current slid down his forehead.

Immediately afterwards, a feeling of dizziness and darkness swept over me.

No way...it would be too embarrassing to die like this. No one would have time to react!

At least - at least - could God please give her some time to format her phone before going to die?

The things inside are really not worthy of being seen by others and cannot be exposed to the light of day.

Xia Zhiyuan was howling in his heart, feeling extremely devastated, and suddenly he heard the familiar voice of AI in his ears again.

Wasn't this the sound he often heard in books? Xia Zhiyuan instantly breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that maybe he had just fainted on the floor of his own bathroom.

But the cold AI voice did not continue to tell the story in the novel, but sounded in Xia Zhiyuan's ears in an almost questioning tone.

"Congratulations, host. You have been bound to our protagonist's self-rescue system. You will get the role of the heroine in "The Overbearing Marquis Loves Me Hard"."

"I am the number, at your service."

No, there is no mistake.

How could such a thing happen to her? Xia Zhiyuan would rather continue to close her eyes and wail. She was someone who would miss a packet of seasoning when eating instant noodles!

Who wants this kind of shit luck?

"Host, are you willing?"

That voice rang in his ears again. Xia Zhiyuan raised his middle finger in his heart and answered weakly.

"What if I say I don't want to..."

"Ahem... ahem... I will never give in, don't even think about it!"

What's more, Xia Zhiyuan, who had read the original novel, knew very clearly that the heroine in the original novel lived a miserable life. Xia Zhiyuan seriously suspected whether the author had some unspeakable little hobby.

Not only does she have poor health, but she also has to be tolerant in everything, even when she marries the male protagonist in the later period. As a marquis, the male protagonist is unwilling to be inferior to others, not to mention that the old emperor has passed the throne to his only daughter.

Princess Changyi.

He began to think about treason, so he discussed with the general Sima of the time that as long as he could inherit the throne, he would kill his wife quietly.

Let General Sima's daughter succeed to the throne and become the queen.

The legitimate daughter of General Sima, and the second female lead in this work, from then on, the style of this novel took a sharp turn and turned into a cliché drama of two women competing for one man.

However, what made Xia Zhiyuan continue to watch was that the useless heroine was actually the same as himself - yes, that's right, it was just as everyone thought.

A very terrible curse.

Same name and last name.

Another point is that although Princess Changyi appears as a particularly sinister and ruthless villain, unlike most people in the comment section, Xia Zhiyuan does not hate Princess Changyi, and can even be said to like her a little.

However, as a tragic villain, Princess Changyi's final fate was just cannon fodder. She was hanged alive by the male protagonist who succeeded in the rebellion and became the emperor.

In the end there were no bones left.

The following plot is naturally that after the male protagonist ascends the throne to become emperor, he is reluctant to kill the female protagonist, who is a good wife and mother.

What's more, the male protagonist couldn't stand the fact that General Sima's daughter kept talking about her father's achievements every day, so he suddenly had the intention to kill her.

However, he had concerns.

He knew that General Sima held great power now, and if anything happened to his legitimate daughter, he would be the first person to be suspected.

As the saying goes, when the cunning rabbit dies, the hunting dog is cooked; when the birds are all gone, the good bows are put away.

So he planned to push the heroine out as bait, making General Sima mistakenly believe that the heroine wanted to murder his daughter, so as to completely secure his position as queen.

Seeing this, Xia Zhiyuan originally planned to flush the toilet and put this book on his blacklist forever. This is outrageous, it's simply feeding shit!

Who knew something like this would happen.

"Dear host, because you stay up late every day reading novels and eating junk food, your life span has become negative. If you want to be reborn in a good way in the next life, then bind to our protagonist's self-rescue system~"

"Okay, start the forced binding!"

"Three, two, one!"

The cold countdown is over.

No, what does this mean? Did I really die in the toilet without dignity? I was just reading a novel and my eyes were blurry, so I accidentally bumped into the sink.

Is this something serious?

How could he even lose his own life!

"Wait, wait, I'm not dead yet... I want to format my phone first...!"

However, before he could finish his words, Xia Zhiyuan felt a burst of electric sound in his head, and then he heard the sound of footsteps coming and going in his ears.

It felt like walking on wooden boards, very dull.