Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

Sand Hidden Village, Kazekage's office.

Orochimaru, who had already completed the usurpation of the throne, looked at the "wanted warrant" in his hand with a thoughtful expression.

This "wanted order" was issued by Konoha, and the whole article focuses on describing the various evil deeds done by the former elder of Konoha, Shimura Danzo! And request other ninja villages to encircle and suppress him in all aspects, regardless of life or death!

No matter if it's a corpse or a living person, as long as you can send Danzo back to Konoha, you will receive a bounty of up to 50 million taels!

Fifty million taels, this is obviously not a small amount.

Orochimaru made a rough estimate and found that 50 million ryo was enough for him to rebuild a secret laboratory in the Sand Village.

"You seem to be hesitating, my friend."

The figure of Hanzo of the Salamander walked in from the side door, but in Orochimaru's eyes he was the real Danzo. "Isn't our friendship worth that little bounty?"

"You're really becoming humorous now, Danzo." Orochimaru sneered and said, "I never knew there was any friendship between us. It's just that we maintain a cooperative relationship temporarily because you still have some value."

As he spoke, he stuffed the "wanted warrant" into his sleeve in front of the other person.

"Is this your sincerity in cooperation, Orochimaru?" Hanzo narrowed his eyes and pretended to be very angry.

"I'm just curious, what on earth did you do to make that old man so angry?" Orochimaru stared at him with his pale yellow pupils, his expression playful: "You even threw away decades of ties."

Hanzo was silent for a moment, then said, "You don't know?"

"Should I know?" Orochimaru frowned.

Hanzo pulled out a newspaper from his sleeve and pointed at the photo on it. "You really don't know this?"

Hey!

When Orochimaru saw himself in the photo, he was completely numb. His conscience was as big as two bowling balls. "What the hell, who did this?"

Wave Country, Chief's Office.

"Hahahaha, Orochimaru is asking which bastard did it!" Kushina laughed happily while looking at the monitor.

"I don't know, but I'm not a bastard anyway." Yi Feng shrugged.

"You are!" Kushina straddled him with her legs and wrapped her gloved arms around his neck. "If you weren't a bastard, there would be no bastards in this world!"

"At least, I should be slightly better than those other bastards, right?" Yi Feng excused himself.

"Other assholes don't do what you did to their best friend's mother." Kushina's eyes were full of love, and her lips were close to his ears. "Tell me, are you a super asshole?"

"Isn't this kind of thing something we both agree on?"

"You were the one who seduced me first, so you are still the bastard!"

"..."

Wow, Yifeng was actually left speechless.

"Hehe." Kushina was in a good mood when she saw his embarrassed look, and she kissed him directly with her lips.

boo.

There was a slight sound in the office.

"Damn it, my passive didn't trigger!" Kushina stood up unhappily and said, "Mikoto-chan, it's time to change players."

Mrs. Mikoto blushed and took over the other person's previous position.

"What are you doing?" Yi Feng was a little confused by the interaction between the two ladies and asked with a bewildered expression.

"We are playing a game of who is the lucky one." Kushina giggled and explained, "One of us gives a kiss, and whoever triggers your succubus's passive skill first wins... The loser will be severely punished that night!"

……

Yi Feng twitched slightly. Are they playing an alternative game of kings here? The one who triggers the passive trance first wins. How weird!

Just as he was thinking this, Uchiha Mikoto's bright red lips came closer to him.

Bah.

The two kissed each other for a long time, and it seemed that the lady really wanted to win. But unfortunately, the passive skill still did not trigger.

Just as I was planning to change players again, a soft "buzzing" sound suddenly rang out.

Yi Feng was stunned for a moment, then took out a "mysterious communicator" from his pocket.

The two ladies were too busy playing games at this time and leaned forward.

【？ ？ ？：Mysterious dating? 】

[Waste Snack: Hey, isn’t it amazing? ]

【？ ？ ？：Are you its creator? 】

【Waste snack: Not really. 】

【？ ？ ？：Humph, then what are you so proud of? 】

"I feel like this new netizen is not easy to talk to either," Yifeng said softly, touching his chin.

"Be content, he's much better than the golden one in front of you." Kushina patted his shoulder and urged him, "Keep chatting! Ask him his name, gender, age and where he lives!"

"Sister, are you here checking the household registration?" Yi Feng complained helplessly.

【Waste Snack: Do you dare to say your name, Lao Deng? 】

【？ ？ ？ ：My name is Uchiha Madara! 】

Hiss, what the hell?!

Yi Feng stared, stunned.

Mikoto and Kushina were not much better, their mouths were wide open with blank expressions.

Uchiha Madara?

The behind-the-scenes boss of this world has become your online friend?

"What do you think?" Yi Feng whispered.

"I don't think it's necessarily true." Kushina pursed her lips and made an analysis, saying: "Based on your experience in your previous life, it's hard to say what's on the Internet..."

"I think so too." Yi Feng nodded solemnly.

[You have obtained the real name of this friend, do you want to set a nickname? ]

stunned.

Yifeng and Kushina were both stunned.

Real name?

In other words, this guy is the real Uchiha himself?

"What do you say now?" Yi Feng asked softly.

"Let's set a nickname first." Kushina took a breath and said calmly: "And even if it's Uchiha Madara, he may not be from our world. Isn't there a parallel ninja world?"

"Indeed." Yi Feng nodded again.

Following the prompts on the communicator, he used his mind as a keyboard to fill in the words "Magical Girl" in the nickname column.

"Hahaha, sure!" Kushina laughed out loud, covering her mouth and saying, "The nickname of Magical Girl is very appropriate!"

[Do you want to set your friend's nickname to "Magical Girl"? ]

[Tip: Once the setting cannot be changed, please consider carefully. ]

Yi Feng was too lazy to waste time and just nodded "yes".

[Magical girl:? ]

【Waste Snack: What happened? 】

[Magical Girl: What's up with this nickname? ]

He can see it!

[Yi Feng was stunned for a moment, and sent a message back: This, I'm not too sure about this. It should be set by the system itself. You see, my nickname is also very nonsense. ]

[Magical Girl: What a jerk! What the hell is a magical girl? ]

[Waste Snack: It is not a thing, but a group. This group takes it as its mission to eliminate evil and is the messenger of love and peace! ]

"Hahahaha, you bastard really know how to fool people!" Kushina, who was watching the conversation, was laughing like crazy.

【Magical Girl: Love and Peace? 】

In the pure land.

Uchiha Madara, who had just woken up from his deep sleep, looked at these four words and couldn't help falling into deep thought.

Is it because Uchiha Madara has love and peace in his heart that the system was given this nickname?