Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

"This is so funny! Now the Slug Immortal really remembers you!"

In the Soul-Yin Pearl, Kushina said in a teasing tone: "In thousands of years, I think you are the first man who makes it feel this way!"

"The first guest?" Mrs. Mikoto blurted out.

"Hahahaha, Mikoto-chan's term 'lover' is very apt! The Slug Sage's lover, that's amazing!" Kushina couldn't hold it back and laughed happily again.

"The fucking word 'the guest of honor' is used here?" Yi Feng's mouth twitched fiercely.

"What else?" Kushina covered her mouth and smiled gloatingly, "It would be better to call you a bug master?"

"It was just an accident, don't think too much about it."

"The slugs must be trembling with fear in the Wet Bone Forest, fearing that you will summon them again! No, it's hard to say! If they fall in love with this feeling, it's possible that they will stick to you every day..."

"Sister, are you telling me some horror story?" Yi Feng said with a frown on his face.

buzzing.

A soft sound interrupted the conversation between the few people.

Yifeng had just taken out the mysterious communicator when Mao Yue Xi Yan, who was cleaning the kitchen, poked her head out and asked, "Captain Yifeng, what's that sound?"

"It's an alarm, don't worry about it." Yi Feng responded and directly used the mirror flower and water moon to block the other person's vision.

【Waste Dessert: What do you mean, Mr. Madara? 】

[Magical Girl: I want to know why Black Zetsu betrayed me? ]

He pondered for a long time in the Pure Land but could not come up with an answer, and finally could not help but ask.

【Choose.】

[1. Because Black Zetsu coveted your drum, but you didn't give him a chance! ]

[2. Black Zetsu envies you for being able to transform into a magical girl! ]

[3. You didn’t expect that! Black Zetsu is my eldest son, and I am the culprit! ]

Is this even an option?

[Yi Feng was stunned for a moment, and sent a message in reply: Black Zetsu envies you for being able to transform into a magical girl. ]

[Congratulations on obtaining twenty years of chakra energy]

[Magical girl:? ]

[Waste Dessert: I was just kidding, don't take it seriously. In fact, Black Zetsu didn't betray you. It has never been on the same path as you.]

[Magical Girl: What do you mean? ]

[Waste Dessert: Literally, Mr. Madara. Black is not your will, but the will of Kaguya Otsutsuki. In order to free its mother from the seal, it chose you as its enemy.]

[Magical Girl: Kaguya Otsutsuki? Who is that? ]

[Useless snack: Mr. Madara doesn't even know that she is the mother of the Six Paths Sage. ]

[Uchiha Madara was stunned, with a look of disbelief: The Six Paths Sage has a mother? ]

[Waste Snack: Then how do you think the Sage of Six Paths was born? Did he jump out from a crack in a rock? ]

[Magical Girl: …]

That's not what I meant, but it's almost the same.

Uchiha Madara always felt that the Six Paths Sage grew out of the ground, like a plant.

I didn't know until today that the Six Paths Sage actually has a mother?

Black Zetsu is the will of the Six Paths Sage's mother, and he is just a pure tool?

Can't stand it!

This kind of thing is really unbearable for the proud and arrogant Uchiha Madara!

[Waste Dessert: I know you must be very angry now, but don't be angry yet. Do you have any way to deal with Black Zetsu in the Pure Land? ]

Uchiha Madara looked at the message and fell silent again.

The answer is of course no.

Although he had awakened in the Pure Land, it was just a vast expanse of space. There was nothing there except the glittering soul balls all around.

[Magical Girl: What should I do? ]

Uchiha Madara finally decided to ask without hesitation.

[Waste Snack: According to the original plot, wait for the fourth war. 】

[Magical Girl: Original Story? ]

[Waste Snack: Hey, wait a minute. I think I can send you the complete story. ]

Yifeng found the memory transmission in the upload button area.

hum.

After a burst of information infusion, Uchiha Madara finally understood the plot direction of all Naruto stories.

"Aren't you afraid of causing trouble by doing this?" Kushina beside her asked curiously.

"I'm afraid Uchiha Madara will be more difficult to deal with now that he knows all the plot lines?" Mrs. Mikoto also looked worried.

"Don't use inertial thinking." Yi Feng grinned and said, "Is the current Hokage the same as before? He is just Uchiha Madara. We will have no rivals in front of us!"

Putting away the mysterious communicator, Yi Feng took out a piece of white paper and began to write and draw.

"Captain Yifeng is really hardworking." Mao Yue Xi Yan also came out of the kitchen at this time, holding a cup of hot tea in front of him and said: "With your strength, do you still need to write a battle plan?"

"Just some small summaries." Yi Feng smiled gently.

"Is that so? Will I disturb you if I'm here?" Mao Yue Xi Yan smiled and moved closer quietly.

At this distance, she could already smell the scent coming from Yifeng's clothes. It was clearly just the smell of ordinary laundry detergent, but it made her feel very intoxicated.

"No." Yi Feng pretended not to notice the other party's little action.

"Captain Yifeng may not look very old, but he knows a lot!" Mao Yue Xi Yan sighed and said, "The gap between a genius like you and mortals like us is really huge."

"Don't underestimate yourself. Miss Xiyan is also very capable." Yi Feng shook his head and said softly, "Not only is she very talented in swordsmanship, but she is also very gentle and delicate in dealing with people."

"Hey, hey, hey..." Mao Yue Xi Yan was a little confused by the praise, and the corners of her mouth curled up wildly. "No."

"This girl is almost hooked and has completely forgotten the shape of her childhood sweetheart." Kushina sighed.

"There's nothing we can do about it. Our Yifeng-kun is attractive enough." Mrs. Misaka smiled sweetly with her hands covering her mouth.

"Don't do it. Don't do it."

Yi Feng couldn't help but chime in, saying solemnly, "For a pure love fan like me, this kind of praise is simply an insult!"

"Hahahaha, what a pure love party!"

"You don't have the slightest self-awareness, Yifeng-kun!"

Ignoring the two ladies' teasing, Yi Feng turned his gaze to the dazed Mao Yue Xi Yan and said, "Miss Xi Yan, if you feel sleepy, you can go to the guest room to rest. I can do it alone."

"No, I'm not sleepy yet." Mao Yue Xi Yan pouted her bright red lips and said in a coquettish tone: "Captain Yi Feng, don't chase me away. I still want to talk to you. What kind of girls do you like? I don't know if someone like me can..."

As he spoke, his eyes completely closed.

"Hey, you little bastard, you used hypnosis, right?" Kushina floated out of Yifeng's body, raised her eyebrows and said, "Why don't you let me finish my words?"

"Are you afraid that what I'm going to say next will insult a pure love warrior like you?" Mrs. Mikoto chuckled.

"It's time to get down to business, both of you." Yi Feng shook his neck and stood up.

"What a poor little girl." Kushina looked at Uzuki Yugao with pity and sighed, "When she wakes up in the morning, the sky will fall..."