Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

"That damn Xiao Lin Yifeng!"

At the entrance of Konoha Village, Danzo shouted angrily with a red face. "How dare you play tricks on us like this, you bastard!"

"This bastard is really not a human being." Mitomon Yan took a breath and said with a complicated expression: "No matter what, it was us in Konoha who raised him. In the end, the good things are taken away by outsiders! All they gave us are some seafood?"

What a fucking seafood product!

The most important thing is that he is allergic to seafood! He can't even eat it!

"Don't say anything more for now, just get back to the village safely." Sarutobi Hiruzen took a breath and said, "Everyone calm down, the villagers have come out to pick us up."

As if to confirm his words, a group of remaining ninjas, led by Utane Koharu, appeared in sight.

"Hiruzen, you guys have worked hard."

"Unfortunately, we lost."

Sarutobi Hiruzen put on a very positive attitude, and said with a sigh: "I, as a Hokage, am ashamed of the teachings of the first and second generations!"

"Think positively, we are not the only ones who have lost." Utane Koharu paused, looked around and said, "Don't be too hard on yourself, let's go in and talk first."

Sarutobi Hiruzen nodded with a complicated expression, turned around and said to the hundreds of Konoha ninjas he had brought back: "Everyone! Your relatives and friends will probably be very worried, go back and report your safety first."

Hundreds of Konoha ninjas were dismissed and headed towards their respective mansions.

This also includes Shikamaru's father, Nara Shikaku.

Compared to his colleagues who seemed relieved, this Konoha think tank seemed to be a little worried.

He stood in front of his door, took a deep breath and knocked.

Squeak.

The door opened, and his biological son, who had the same hairstyle as him, stood inside the door and looked at him calmly. "You're back?"

"Yeah." Nara Shikaku nodded, took off his shoes and walked into the house. "Where's your mother?"

"I went shopping with my third aunt." Shikamaru made a cup of tea for his father and sat cross-legged opposite him.

"Really?" Lu Jiu nodded, not seeming surprised. He took a sip of tea and said calmly, "What's going on between you and Xiao Lin Yi Feng?"

"Oh my, we were discovered?" Shikamaru rubbed his head with a headache.

"Don't act so pretentiously here. In fact, you had already hinted that you were in contact before I left, right?" Lu Jiu raised his hand and knocked him on the head, saying with an unhappy expression: "Don't treat me like an idiot!"

"What a hassle." Shikamaru sighed and said, "If I thought you were an idiot, there would be no need for me to hint at you, right?"

"So, what do you mean now?"

"Nothing, just a reminder. Maybe one day I will run away to the Land of Waves, so don't look for me everywhere then."

Nara Shikaku fell silent for a long time before he sighed and said, "You little bastard, you really made an incredible friend. He defeated the entire ninja world by himself. Even during the time of the First Hokage, I'm afraid there wouldn't be anyone like him."

"Not to mention you, even I was shocked when I first received the news." Shikamaru smiled.

"So, you bastard boy are also planning to eliminate the ninjas?" Shikaku paused, took another sip of tea and said, "What did the ninjas do to you? I really want to know."

"Eliminating ninjas is just a means, not an end." Shikamaru glanced to the side and said meaningfully: "Yifeng wants to create a world where everyone is equal, but equality is impossible with the existence of ninjas."

Shikaku's eyes suddenly widened, and he said with a look of realization: "So that's how it is, that's incredible!"

If someone had told him this ideal in the past, Shikaku would never have thought it would succeed.

Everyone is equal, but the premise is to overthrow all existing systems in the ninja world! There are no daimyo, nobles, or village shadows or elders. Even the first Hokage never thought of this.

How could it possibly succeed if I haven't even thought about it?

But if it was Kobayashi Yifeng, Nara Shikaku would be a little unsure.

With the power of one country, they fought against the four major ninja villages and won, and even completely pacified the Sand Village. With such a fruitful record, it might be possible to conquer the world!

"Well, that's the situation." Shikamaru blinked and suddenly asked, "Dad, you won't report me as a spy in front of the Hokage, right?"

"Are you scared?" Lu Jiu raised his eyebrows.

"That's not the case." Shikamaru shook his head and grinned, "I just think this drama of father and son killing each other is too old-fashioned!"

"Get out of here." Lu Jiu looked at him with disgust.

Konoha, Hokage's office.

"How could this be?" Utane Koharu gasped in disbelief, "Thirty thousand ninjas were wiped out in an instant?"

"Those bastards from Wave Country have no moral principles!" Mitomon Yan sighed and said, "Who knew they would attack from the sky? They are simply not human!"

"And the enemy has been firmly controlling our army's movements." Sarutobi Hiruzen took a puff of cigarette and said softly, "It's not just our side, the other two routes are the same. Being hit with precision is like the enemy performing a surgical operation..."

"It's obvious that it was the Sand Village that tipped off the other party." Danzo concluded, his voice low, "But at that time, none of us knew that the Sand Village was actually a traitor."

"Forget it." Utane Koharu shook her head and said, "It's a blessing in disguise that you're still alive. It seems that Xiaolin Yifeng still remembers our old friendship."

"What the hell is he saying!" Mitomon Yan slammed the table, his beard trembling slightly. "That bastard is the worst kind of person!"

"What's wrong?" Utane Koharu blinked in confusion.

"It's about the gift." Sarutobi Hiruzen sighed.

"what gift?"

"The Wave Country prepared a farewell gift for us important people. Other ninja villages gave us luxurious electronic products. Only the three of us got seafood..."

"Water, aquatic products?"

"Menyan's is a hairy crab, mine is a toad, and Tuanzo's is a giant turtle..."

"puff."

Upon hearing this, Utane Koharu couldn't hold back and almost burst out laughing.

Although his friend's experience is pitiful, it is really funny! Big bastard, it fits Danzo very well!

"What do you mean by looking at me like that?" Danzo was very keen and noticed the mockery in the other person's eyes.

"No, nothing." Utane Koharu looked away and changed the subject, "Let's take a good rest for a while. We will discuss the issue of Wave Country in the long run."

"Impossible!" Danzo snorted and raised his head, saying, "I have already thought of a countermeasure. Xiaolin Yifeng will not be so proud for long! Bastard, I will make him feed turtles every day from now on!"