Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

no respond.

This system was obviously a dead object without any intelligence. No matter how Yi Feng complained about it, it didn't react at all.

Damn, this is a bit difficult.

Scratching his head, Yifeng stuffed the barbecue held between chopsticks into his mouth.

vomit!

It was the strong smell of mustard, which made his nose run and tears flow. He looked up and saw Shikamaru trying to hold back his laughter.

"Kid, do you think this is funny?"

"good?"

"Ah."

Yi Feng ignored the childish kid in front of him and continued to study his "golden finger".

By the way, can this thing really be considered a cheat code? The awakening love system in the Naruto world doesn't seem very reliable no matter how you think about it! Find a girl to fall in love with and then become a gigolo?

【Choose.】

What the hell?

Looking at the prompt box that suddenly popped up in front of him, Yi Feng's expression was a little dazed.

[1. Use the Impure World Reincarnation to summon Uzumaki Kushina and express your love to her.]

[2. Write a touching love letter and deliver it to Chiyoko of Sand Village by post.]

【3. Stand on the Hokage Rock and loudly confess your love to Might Guy, declaring your love for him in public.】

???

Looking at the option prompts that popped up in front of him, Yi Feng's eyes widened and he was completely stunned.

Get sick!

This system is definitely sick!

What kind of love interests are you looking for? The long-dead Kushina, Chiyo from Sand Village?

These two are okay, at least they are women!

What the hell is Might Guy?!

That turbulent man with a watermelon-like head, wearing green tights and shouting "youth" every day, let me stand on the Hokage Rock and loudly confess to him? That would kill me, absolutely and completely socially dead!

Goodbye!

Yi Feng immediately decided to banish this damn system to the cold palace and never employ it again! What a jerk! It's really crazy!

He took a deep breath and began to finish the barbecue on his plate quickly.

After a few minutes, the system interface began to flash red prompts.

【You have fifteen seconds to make your choice. 】

What do you mean, you are still forcing it?

Yi Feng curled up his lips into a disdainful smile, picked up a piece of barbecue with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth.

Come on, come on, I won’t choose!

Wait to be wiped out!

【Time is up.】

Yi Feng still looked calm, he was really not afraid of death.

Living in this bloody, dirty, fucked-up world, it's fine to be alive, and it's no problem to die. After a few decades, you'll just be a handful of dirt anyway, so what if you die earlier?

[Warning: Please complete the task as soon as possible! ]

Laugh to death!

Yi Feng snorted coldly and continued to eat barbecue leisurely. If you keep warning me, I will lose if you hit me on the brow!

[Warning: You have five seconds to make your choice! Otherwise, a close friend of yours will be selected and his mother will be killed! ]

puff!

The barbecue in his mouth sprayed all over Shikamaru's head and face, and Yifeng opened his mouth in disbelief.

what a god...

No, buddy! Which planet are you from? From the birth planet, right? If you don't complete the option, it's not you, the system owner, who will be killed, but you want to designate a friend's mother to explode?

Crazy!

What a retarded system!

[Warning: Four seconds left to select friends, three, two, one...]

The prompt interface flashing red light was like a death note, and it didn't care at all about the complaints from its host, Yi Feng.

"Stop, stop!" Yi Feng shouted loudly in his mind, took a breath and said, "I choose, you damn system! Choose one!"

[Choose successfully. 】

The red light disappeared, and Yi Feng finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Xiao Lin Yifeng, what the hell are you doing again, you bastard!" Shikamaru on the opposite side finally wiped the flesh off his face and said angrily.

"Brother, you should feel lucky." Yi Feng stood up and patted his shoulder, saying, "It was me who saved your family with my integrity."

"what?"

"It was me who stopped your mother from exploding. So to express your gratitude, you should buy the meal."

"Go to hell!"

Walking out of the barbecue restaurant, Yifeng looked up at the red glow in the sky.

"Tsk, what a sin!"

When the golden finger was awakened earlier, he was a little excited, thinking that his buddy's luck had finally turned.

But now, he even wanted to strangle this Gou Ba system to death!

Using your best friend's biological mother to threaten your host, is this something a legitimate system would do?

Satan has to have a tattoo of you on his back!

But fortunately, my buddy is still smart enough after all!

Having chosen the first and most impossible task, he would never be able to be reborn!

I can't blame myself if I fail to complete this mission, right?

[I have obtained the knowledge of the Impure World Reincarnation skill for you. Please summon your love interest within five minutes. ]

?

Yi Feng's face turned green when he felt the knowledge suddenly poured into his mind.

This thing can actually do this?

Moreover, this Impure World Reincarnation is a "magic modification" that doesn't even require the corpse of the person being reincarnated! As long as the remains of the person being reincarnated are used, it can be summoned directly!

Shit, you stole the power of the Holy Grail next door, didn't you? Impure World Reincarnation became the summoning of heroic spirits?

But I don’t have any of Uzumaki Kushina’s relics. Do I have to use Naruto as a medium?

Yi Feng stared and took a breath of cold air.

What the hell is this, summoning someone else's mother as your love interest in front of the child?

This is fucking like a new life!

【Please complete the options within the specified time. 】

The red light flashed, and the new system issued an alarm again.

"Fuck!" Yi Feng gritted his teeth and shouted angrily, "You bastard, don't give me a chance to catch you again!"

He rushed out of the door and ran towards Naruto's house.

"Yi Feng?"

As soon as he arrived at Naruto's door, he saw a little yellow-haired guy standing at the door. "Are you here to see me?"

"Well, can I use your toilet for a moment?" Yi Feng panted, with his hands on Naruto's shoulders.

"Huh?" Naruto was stunned, his eyes widened. "By the toilet? You ran so far..."

"We are good brothers, right?" Yi Feng asked sincerely.

"Yes!" Naruto nodded decisively.

His best friends in the village are Shikamaru and Yifeng, especially the latter, who has taken good care of him since he was a child.

"That's it, toilet!"

"Then come in."

Naruto scratched his head. He still didn't quite understand what the connection was between being a good brother and borrowing the toilet. But seeing Yi Feng's anxious look, he didn't ask in the end.

"Naruto, can you wait for me at the bathroom door?" Yi Feng asked loudly after entering the bathroom.

He was really embarrassed to summon someone's mother to propose to her in front of her, but BYD's "Reincarnation" reminded that the relic cannot be too far away from the summoning location.

"What?" Naruto was confused again.

You go to the toilet by yourself and you want me to wait at the door?

"Brothers!"

"Alright alright……"

So, here we go!

Yi Feng took a deep breath, formed seals with his hands and slapped them on the ground. "Immortal Reincarnation Technique!"