Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

Dark cave.

Obito, wearing a yellow mask with black patterns, paced back and forth on the steps, looking a little anxious.

"Don't worry, A-Tu!" A White Zetsu standing at the bottom of the stairs couldn't help but let out a sharp laugh when he saw this, and said slowly: "I believe that you will be able to meet your beloved Lin again soon."

This White Zetsu looked very unusual, its entire face was twisted in a spiral shape, and the lines on its body were completely different from those of other White Zetsu, making it an "elite monster" that could be seen with the naked eye.

This thing is Uzumaki White Zetsu, or you can call it "Afei".

Unlike the clones of White Zetsu's original body, it was truly created by Uchiha Madara through the Outer Path Demon Statue combined with Hashirama's chakra.

His strength far exceeds that of the White Zetsu himself, and his personality is more anthropomorphic than other White Zetsu.

Its original intention was to comfort Obito, but it ended up flattering him. The masked man suddenly turned his gaze to it and vented his emotions, saying, "How many times have I told you not to call me that ridiculous name again!"

"Ah, but..." Ah Fei felt a little aggrieved. This was the name he had been using since he and Obito first met.

"No buts!" Obito said in a cold and condescending voice, "I am no longer the foolish boy you knew. Don't talk to me in such a slick tone anymore."

Ah Fei opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but was stopped by Black Zetsu who was wearing White Zetsu. "Stop talking. Before he saw Nohara Rin's body, this guy was a powder keg."

Do we really have no friendship?

Ah Fei fell silent, and couldn't help but think of what the White Zetsu clone who called himself "007" had said to him.

[In the eyes of Uchiha Madara, Obito, White Zetsu and Black Zetsu, they are just dispensable tools. Even if they die for them, they won't get a single tear. ]

At that time, Ah Fei did not think too deeply about it, he just thought that this "007" was very creative and interesting.

It was not until now that it suddenly woke up.

“007” is right!

Ah Fei felt a little disheartened and stepped aside with his head down.

Neither Black and White Zetsu nor Obito paid attention to its behavior. In their eyes, this Uzumaki-faced Afei has always been a typical psychopath. When Uchiha Madara was still alive, he was pissed off by it several times. It was not surprising that this guy did anything abnormal.

"Hello everyone!"

A white head suddenly emerged from the ground and greeted everyone, "I'm back!"

Obito's eyes lit up, and he quickly asked, "Is it done?"

"Well, two toads were found." White Zetsu 007 blurted out.

"What?" Obito obviously didn't hear clearly.

"I mean, it's done." White Zetsu 007 looked a little nervous, and slowly crawled out from underground. "The body of Miss Lin is here with me..."

It had never seen the power of Mirror Flowers and Water Moon, but in order to complete the task assigned by the leader, it still appeared in front of Obito.

"Rin!" Obito didn't care what it said. He rushed forward and hugged the two toads, one big and one small, in White Zetsu 007's arms.

He squeezed so hard that the two frogs rolled their eyes.

Ah, this.

White Zetsu 007 was stunned by the scene before him. He hadn't even explained what the leader had said.

Looking around, he found that it was not just Obito himself... even Black and White Zetsu didn't show any abnormality when they saw him holding the two toads.

Oh my God!

Is this what the leader said, that everything is under control?

Too domineering!

However, there was an exception among the people present, Uzumaki White Zetsu "Afei".

At the Akatsuki meeting, both Black and White Zetsu and Obito were present, and they witnessed the liberation ceremony of "Mirror Flower and Water Moon" with their own eyes. A Fei did not go with them, but he escaped.

At this moment, it looked at Obito hugging the toad, with a warm and affectionate look, and tilted its head, a little bit unable to understand for a moment.

That toad is Nohara Rin?

"A Tu, are you..."

Ah Fei opened his mouth to correct it, but was stared at by Obito's scarlet eyes. "I'll say it again, don't use that stupid name again!"

There was a cold tone in his voice, and Ah Fei could even feel that the other party had murderous intentions.

I considered him a friend, but he actually wanted to kill me?

Ok.

Come to think of it, I helped Madara-sama to deceive him in the past, so I guess we are even now.

Ah Fei scratched his head, but still felt a little uncomfortable.

To be exact, it's very frustrating!

It was even more frustrating than when he was caught peeping at Mr. Madara's poop!

"I want to be alone with Lin for a while. We can talk about other things later." Obito said this coldly and walked into the depths of the cave with the two toads in his arms.

"Okay." Hei Bai Jue nodded and burrowed into the soil.

They are not interested in watching such boring and miserable dramas. It would be better to use their time to gather more intelligence.

Ah Fei sighed and was about to turn around and leave, when he saw the White Zetsu who called himself "007" and a few younger brothers who were also clones of White Zetsu quietly following Obito into the inner room.

Obito, who was immersed in the reunion with his beloved girl, obviously did not notice this. After entering the inner room, he placed the two toads on his bed and stroked their rough skin as if he was caressing his lover.

"Everyone, you see now, is our new leader a god?" White Zetsu 007 squatted underground, pointing at the scene in front of him and said proudly: "With just a Mangekyō Sharingan, he is still being fooled!"

"Indeed, you are right." One of the White Zetsu clones nodded in agreement, and then changed the subject. "But I am more concerned about the five social insurances and one housing fund. Are they really there?"

"Hmph." White Zetsu 007 snorted, dug a hole in his chest and took out a pair of brand new sunglasses. "See? This is the reward for completing the mission earlier."

"hiss."

The White Zetsu clones around them gasped, with envy visible on their faces. They would never dare to think of such a thing in their lifetime, even if they completed the task and got a reward!

"And it's not just the five social insurances and one housing fund."

White Zetsu 007 looked around and said calmly with a grin, "My leader has also said that if you fellow compatriots are willing to join us, you will have two days off every week! Think about it, how many years have you not had a rest?"

"But, damn it!" Another White Zetsu clone gnashed his teeth and shouted angrily, "Compared like this, Uchiha Madara and Black and White Zetsu are really not human! They only know how to order us around, and don't care about our thoughts and opinions at all!"

"And Obito is also a bastard!" A voice of agreement sounded next to it, complaining: "I just wanted to verify with him how humans fart, and he planted me in the field for a whole week!"

"In that case, why don't we just follow 007!" suggested the White Zetsu clone who spoke first.

"Not with me." White Zetsu 007 shook his head and said solemnly, "Follow my leader! He is our guiding light, the dawn that illuminates the entire ninja world!"

"007, you are really good now!" said the White Zetsu clone squatting next to it with envy on his face.

“Read more books and learn more.”

White Zetsu 007 patted its shoulder and said seriously: "This is the only way to become a useful White Zetsu, instead of being useless like the original body. And the leader has promised me! If we complete the task well enough, he will choose a White Zetsu from among us to be the toilet guard!"

"Wha, what?"

"Bathroom guard?"

"Doesn't that mean I can study human poop every day?"

The enthusiasm of White Zetsu's clones was fully mobilized, and they looked at 007 with burning eyes.

"Huh, what a bunch of trash!"

A cold voice suddenly sounded, and all the clones, including White Zetsu 007, looked in the direction of the voice. A White Zetsu with an unusual whirlpool face looked at them with his arms folded across his chest, his attitude very contemptuous.

"How dare you dare to try to get your hands on that honor? The restroom guard is destined to be mine!"