Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

"Tsk tsk tsk, you've never let me down when it comes to your devious ways!"

In the office of Wave Country, Kushina looked at Danzo who was curled up in the corner and exclaimed in admiration: "No matter how hard the bones are, they will become soft when they touch you."

"What about you?" Mrs. Mikoto stood beside them and asked meaningfully, "Are you weak-willed or weak-limbed?"

"Oh, do you want to try it yourself?" Kushina glanced at her and unzipped her collar. "Some things can only be understood after experiencing them yourself."

"Tsk, what a shameless crazy woman!" Mrs. Mikoto's face flushed all over and she lowered her head and spat softly.

"hey-hey."

Kushina didn't care at all, instead she playfully winked at her. She didn't continue teasing this thin-skinned best friend, and turned her beautiful purple-blue eyes to the curtain in the front hall. "Little bastard, now we have a big problem!"

"Oh?" Yi Feng raised his eyebrows.

"Danzo has taken care of it, but what about Konoha?" Kushina sat on his legs, holding his neck with one hand. "Will the old man Sandai be willing to be the sucker and pay the money?"

Compared to paying a ransom, Kushina guessed that he would rather continue to send Konoha ninjas to rescue.

"Don't worry." Yi Feng waved his hand gently, and said calmly: "I have a plan. He will have to go out even if he doesn't want to!"

"What plan?" Kushina looked curious.

Yifeng winked at her and tapped his lips with his finger.

"Okay, okay, you little bastard, you're trying to trick me, right?" Kushina grinned and looked at her best friend beside her. "Mikoto, come over here and help!"

"Ah? Me?" Mrs. Mikoto was caught off guard and stood there at a loss.

"Forget it, I was just joking." Yi Feng hadn't expected Kushina to do this, so he quickly tried to smooth things over. "Don't take it seriously."

Now he no longer has any psychological burden to tease his sister, instead it becomes a little fun between the two of them. But Mrs. Mikoto is obviously not up to it yet, she is a little short of the right level.

But just as Yifeng finished speaking.

Mrs. Mikoto suddenly came up to him at a very fast speed and touched the corner of Yifeng's lips.

boo.

A soft sound.

Mikoto and Yifeng looked at each other for a few seconds, and a subtle and ambiguous atmosphere gradually spread in the office.

"Oh, finally taking this step!" Kushina, who was watching from the sidelines, was also stunned for a moment before she teased, "My dear Mrs. Mikoto, how does it taste?"

"It's just like you said. I don't feel involved at all." Mrs. Mikoto pretended to be calm, but her rosy cheeks and wisps of white smoke coming out of her head betrayed her.

"Humph."

Kushina hummed noncommittally, pinched Yifeng's cheeks with one hand, leaned over and nibbled on his mouth. "I'll reward you with double the happiness. Now tell me your plan! How are you going to make the Third Hokage pay the ransom even if he doesn't want to?"

"Well, it's actually very simple."

Yi Feng coughed lightly and smiled, "Just take a few blackmail photos. If the Hokage doesn't pay the ransom, I'll release these blackmail photos to the entire ninja world."

Blackmail photo?

Kushina was stunned for a moment, and slapped Yifeng's thigh fiercely. "As expected of you, you can even think of such a dirty trick of blackmail! You little bastard are so insidious, cunning, and shameless, you are absolutely unparalleled in this ninja world!"

The smile on Yi Feng's face disappeared, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly as he said, "I really appreciate your compliment..."

Bang bang bang.

There was a rhythmic knock on the door.

"Chief, let me do your makeup." The door opened and Mrs. Rina walked into the office carrying a makeup bag.

When the other party knocked on the door, Kushina and Mikoto had already returned to the Soul Containing Pearl and were observing the situation outside with their eyes open.

The purpose of makeup is to make Yifeng look miserable, so that it will seem reasonable when he returns to Konoha.

Mrs. Rina opened her makeup bag and quickly started applying makeup, applying powder, blending... The whole set of movements was smooth and completed in one go.

Yi Feng looked at his miserable appearance in the mirror and praised sincerely, "Mrs. Lina's craftsmanship is really amazing!"

"There's something even more powerful. Would you like to try it, Chief?" Mrs. Rina put her red lips close to his ear and stroked his chest and gradually moved her hand downwards.

"Quick, promise her!" Kushina's voice suddenly sounded, and she said excitedly: "Let us also watch it carefully!"

"This woman is even more immoral than you, Kushina!" Uchiha Mikoto was a little depressed, but also a little envious.

She can't do it!

Even if I think so in my mind, I can't be as relaxed as Rina and Kushina when I actually take action!

Could it be that all the women in the Uzumaki family are of this action-oriented nature?

Damn it, Uchiha misled me!

"How about another day?" Yi Feng showed a very stiff smile on his face, trying to ease his embarrassment.

He wanted to try it, but the problem was that it didn't have that function! If he wanted to drive a car without a steering wheel, would he try it with his head?

"I think you need to do some effective camouflage on other parts of your body." Mrs. Rina reached out and unbuttoned his collar, and murmured in a low voice: "Chief, you don't want to be discovered by the people of Konoha..."

hiss.

Yi Feng sucked in a breath of cold air. Why do all the ladies around him like to play the game of Reverse Tian Gang?

I just complained in my heart, and suddenly I felt a little cold on the right side of my neck. I tilted my head to look at her, and the corner of my mouth twitched slightly as I said, "Mrs. Rina, you are drooling... Are you really trying to pretend for me?"

"Oh my, maybe I didn't sleep well last night." Mrs. Rina showed a foxy smile on her face and said in a calm voice: "Don't worry, leader, I will help you clean it up!"

He leaned his head forward and pressed his lips to the spot where his saliva was dripping.

Bah.

The loud sucking sound echoed throughout the office.

"This scheming woman!" Uchiha Mikoto's face was filled with indignation, but her black eyes stared at the scene without blinking.

"There's actually this trick?" Kushina's eyes widened, with an expression as if she had learned something.

"Ha ha……"

While the two ladies were watching the operation, the secretary standing behind Yifeng began to tremble slightly as if she had received an electric shock. She held onto Yifeng's collar tightly with both hands and gasped for air.

?

Mikoto and Kushina looked at each other. Why did this scene look like...

No way?

I just sucked on my neck, is it that outrageous?

Yi Feng had already stood up with a complicated expression, and helped his limp secretary through her clothes to sit on the chair.

He was the only one who knew clearly that this was the passive effect of his "Holy Sun Constitution" being triggered.

The probability of making female creatures that come into physical contact enter a trance is really strong! But he really doesn't want this passive ability. It is simply a painful torture for him now!

at this time.

Danzo also felt tortured in the dungeon of Wave Country.

He is writing a letter!

Writing a letter for help to his good friend Sarutobi Hiruzen was an intolerable humiliation for such a proud man!

But looking at Hei Chu Lei Ya on the left side of the prison where he was, and Maruyama on the right side, he could only grit his teeth and swallow the humiliation.

It took a very long time to finally finish writing the letter.

Hanzo, who was acting as the supervisor beside him, took a closer look and praised: "Your writing is quite good, my old friend!"

"That's enough." Danzo was very tired now and just wanted to have a good rest.

"The letter is fine, but we still need a few photos." Hanzo grinned and said softly, "Old friend, you should cooperate with us, right?"