Among the five time travelers, the Hokage is actually me?
Chapter 1: People in Konoha, starting with a secret code with four teammates
the land of fire,
Konoha,
After the Second Tsuchikage and the Second Mizukage died together,
The ninja world has ushered in a rare peace.
Over the past decade,
Under the wise leadership of the Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen,
Konoha reached another peak.
Sarutobi Hiruzen is also known as the strongest Hokage.
at this time,
In a small room somewhere in the Forest of Death,
Several people are discussing how to seize power.
"Odds change, evens remain the same,"
“Symbols look at the quadrants.”
"Palace Jade Wine,"
"One hundred and eighty cups."
"How's this wine?"
"Listen to me."
"Hydrogen Helium Lithium Beryllium Boron,"
"Carbon Nitrogen Oxygen Fluorine Neon."
"Sodium magnesium aluminum silicon phosphorus,"
"Sulfur, chlorine, argon, potassium, and calcium."
"Scandium Titanium Vanadium Chromium Manganese,"
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Do I need to memorize the periodic table up to 20 digits onwards?
No one told me.
The hooded and sunglasses-wearing boy Aburame Shigan who asked this question secretly smiled.
Hey,
A bunch of chemical scum,
I will kill you instantly now.
Calm down,
The level of style cannot be reduced.
"Cough cough."
Aburame Shigan said coldly,
"To prevent a special mind-reading technique, if it can read minds, wouldn't we be in great danger? So according to common sense, there may not be one time traveler who can recite the periodic table. And in the same world, there will definitely not be two people who can recite the elements after the 20th digit, so whoever can answer it must have a problem. Now it seems that no one has a problem."
The four people in front of him broke out in a cold sweat.
This fellow countryman seems a bit difficult to deal with.
"Then if you can recite it, doesn't that mean there is something wrong with you?" asked the pineapple-haired boy Uchiha Shenren.
Shit, why didn't I think of this? I can guarantee that there will be no problem for others, but who can guarantee that there will be no problem for me?
Although Aburame Shigan was extremely excited, her face remained calm.
The scene gradually became quieter.
"Aburame Shigan, scandium titanium vanadium chromium manganese, what's the next sentence."
Inuzuka Ryo, with his face painted with oil paint and holding a gray and white wolfdog in his arms, asked.
Fuck, how could someone ask the examiner questions using the same questions the examiner would have asked? Inuzuka Ryo, are you sick?
Aburame Shigan remained calm, but did not answer.
Two minutes later,
The remaining four people looked at each other.
The situation suddenly calmed down.
But they all gave Aburame Shigan a look of contempt.
What? I just remembered five more. Why are you pretending? You’re rubbish.
Aburame Shigan???
Four bastards, do you know the other five? Do you know? I don't know, but I know who you are despising.
Of course, eye contact while wearing sunglasses is completely meaningless.
There were four people and one dog left.
A real four people and one dog.
They are all very happy.
There is nothing more satisfying than seeing others fail in their attempts to show off. If there is anything more satisfying than seeing someone fail in their attempts to show off, it must be because you succeeded in doing so.
The remaining silent boy, Senju Hideki, said,
"Aburame Shigan, how do you know that we are all, ahem, from the same place?"
Oh, there is also a Hinata who always rolls his eyes at others.
Uchiha Kamito, Inuzuka Ryo, and Hyuga Hiya all looked at Aburame Shihui;
Everyone was staying at home well.
Suddenly a bug flew in.
Then the bug brought in a letter.
The letter said, "Palace Jade Wine, do you want to know the price? If you want, come here."
It scared everyone. How could we not come and take a look?
When it comes to this,
Aburame Shigan was so angry that he almost died.
I live in Konoha, trembling with fear, shivering, walking on thin ice, and growing up in a wretched way every day, but look at what you are doing,
With his left hand he pointed at Uchiha Kamito.
"You brought two of the Uchiha family's followers and surrounded Uchiha Fugaku after school, beating him while shouting, 'You want to seduce my sister, you want my sister to give birth to two children for you, absolutely not, do you understand? Stay away from my sister in the future... But Uchiha Fugaku did not have an ambiguous relationship with any girl, and he rarely even talked to her."
With this remark,
The others looked at Uchiha Kamito,
He's so arrogant. It turns out that those who traveled through time and space and became Uchiha are brainless.
Then he pointed at Senju Hideki,
"In the Senju clan, there is a person who has been taking their young clan leader, Senju Nawase, to practice how to avoid being killed by the detonation talisman. Although Senju Nawase refuses in every possible way, the person remains indomitable and becomes a wonder of the Senju family."
The others looked at Senju Hideki.
Oh my god, it's so naked, it's obviously problematic, it seems we are still too conservative. But at the age of five, are you really doing such things?
Another finger.
"When I passed by the Hyuga clan, this man was practicing Tai Chi under a tree."
The plagiarism party is shameful and we disdain to associate with them.
"This person is dating Inuzuka Rinko."
???
"This has nothing to do with where I come from. People here mature early. We are from the same clan and we are childhood sweethearts. Isn't it normal to hang out together?"
Inuzuka Ryo asked back. He didn't think that just by going shopping, he would be exposed.
Asshole, is this the point? You are only five years old. No, she is only five years old. Are you still a human being?
A pedophile, a nymphomaniac...
Everyone was outraged. Such behavior was simply unworthy of being a human being. Bah.
Just to make a statement,
It's definitely not because of envy,
It's definitely not because of envy,
It’s definitely not because of envy.
Aburame Shigan explained,
"You gave Inuzuka Rinko a cup of bubble tea."
Beast, wait a minute.
"Where did you get the bubble tea?"
"Give me a drink too."
Uchiha Kamito, Senju Hideki, and Hyuga Hiya said in unison,
"Uh, Inuzuka Ryo's mother's ninja dog is called Pearl."
"You beast, why did you give this to the rafters to drink?"
"Scum, scum."
"shameless."
"Oh my god, what do you know? The tradition of our Inuzuka clan is to drink dog milk. This can enhance physical fitness, and the aura on the body will make ninja dogs more fond of it, and it will also be easier to practice ninjutsu. Do you understand, you NetEase Cloud players?"
Inuzuka Ryo jumped up and explained. He had to explain. He, Inuzuka Ryo, was not a scumbag. This was a serious personality issue.
Everyone understood.
Please understand the special customs.
But he still didn't spare anyone's words.
"Tsk, drink dog milk if you want, we don't look down on you." Senju Yingshu said,
"Asshole, it's Inunai, you know that? It's really unpleasant when you talk like that, isn't it, Eimaru."
"Wang Wang."
"Wait, what's your dog's name?"
"Eimaru, what's wrong, Eiki?"
"I advise you to change him."
"No."
"Asshole, I'll destroy you."
The two men and the dog immediately started fighting.
The remaining three hid aside and watched.
But everyone may have an idea in their mind at this time.
It’s great that I’m not the only one.
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