Among the five time travelers, the Hokage is actually me?

"How do you feel now? Do you feel uncomfortable anywhere?"

"No, I'm just a little hungry, and I feel like my stomach is like a bottomless pit right now. I can eat anything."

"You can really eat anything, not nothing?"

Aburame Shigan's expression was strange.

Looking at Senju Hideki who is only about 1.9 meters tall now,

Good to know that he was Yao Ming of the Ninja World before,

Now it has shrunk to this shape.

When Aburame Shigan just received the message and was about to pick him up,

If he wasn't the only human in the Wet Bone Forest, it would be impossible for him to be brought back.

"When the protagonists come back to life, they all become taller and more handsome, but why do you shrink when it comes to you?"

"Hey, hey, hey, it's really unpleasant to hear you talk like that. Let me tell you, concentrated things are the essence, you know? And what right do you, a 1.7-meter-tall dwarf, have to say that I've shrunk? Even now, I'm still 1.9 meters tall."

(Ohnoki: Now that it has come to this, I have to tell the truth. I was originally the top ninja in the world with a height of three meters, but for the sake of strength, I reluctantly became like this.)

Senju Hideki quickly retorted that there was absolutely nothing wrong with his condition and that this was how the protagonist should be.

"I'm seriously telling you again, it's not 1.7 meters, it's 1.798 meters, and the minimum height with shoes on is 1.80 meters."

Aburame Shigan was very serious.

Every number of a man's height and a woman's weight needs to be taken with extreme caution.

"Okay, okay, 1.80 meters is 1.80 meters."

Senju Hideki said indifferently,

It's just a difference of one or two centimeters. Why are you so fussy about it? You're such a stingy man. Look, I never care about those things.

Aburame Shigan looked at Senju Hideki,

I had an inexplicable urge to beat him up.

He must have thought something bad.

"Guest, your ten bowls of ramen are here. Please enjoy them slowly."

"Okay. I'm going to start."

Scroll, scroll,

Ten seconds later,

Ten bowls of ramen have disappeared.

A bowl of noodles in one second.

The Aburame Shigan next to him was stunned.

"No, isn't it hot?"

"Well, when you put it that way, it seems like you really didn't feel it."

"Oh, by the way, didn't you just ask me if there were any changes in my body?"

A sharp stone spear condensed in Senju Hideki's hand.

He stabbed his arm fiercely.

With a crunch,

The stone spear broke.

"I feel like my body's defense ability has increased a little bit."

A little bit?

Can this be called a little bit?

I really envy this bastard, he can get stronger after a good night's sleep.

But my strength is improving slowly.

Is it because I haven’t had a near-death experience?

No, I don't have a heart, how can I be dying?

Is it going to be broken into pieces and turned into mud and dust?

Damn, what the hell am I thinking about.

Aburame Shigan quickly woke up.

Being near death is not the same as committing suicide. How could I have such thoughts?

"Yingshu, no matter what, you are alive. What do you think and what do you want to do now?"

"I don't have any ideas. I just want to sleep and eat, eat and sleep every day, and then have some fun."

(Hinata, good day: Brother, I understand you, believe me, once you experience a day like this, you will want it for the rest of your life.)

"Then what about your Senju clan?"

"Well......."

Senju Hideki was silent for a moment.

He had promised those elders that he would revive the Senju clan.

Although those old people may not be around now,

But how can a man go back on his word?

"Zhi Qian, help me think of a way to make the Senju clan rise again."

(Hinata: No, shut up, brother. What are you going to do? Are you going to betray the organization and the party? It's wrong for you to do this, you know? If you try hard, then I'll be a fool.)

"I've prepared it for you a long time ago, just waiting for you to speak."

Senju Hideki: ??? So you are just waiting for me to ask you for this.

......

The next day,

The five-member team that had gathered together for a long time started their meeting again.

The first thing to do at the meeting is

Liquidation,

Uchiha Kamito was the first to place his ninja sword horizontally on Senju Hideki's neck.

"Let's settle our accounts first."

One hand pointed at his eyes wrapped in white cloth.

"Do you know what was here originally? A pair of eyes with unlimited potential, a pair of eyes that could one day make them the top of the ninja world. But now it's gone, forever. It's all because of you, a bastard. You faked your death and didn't even explain it clearly. I thought you were really dead, and I tried my best to avenge you. Do you know that?"

"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, it's all my fault."

Hideki Senju decisively admitted his mistake and apologized four times in a row.

"Apologize. If an apology is useful, then why do you need the police? You will pay the price for what you have done."

Uchiha Kamito sheathed his sword.

Aburame Shigan, Inuzuka Roshi, Hinata Hinata,

Get out of the way!

It is said that a friend dies rather than a poor Taoist.

However, if the blood splattered by your fellow Taoist after his death splashed on me, it would be a very impolite thing to do.

"How about that one thing? I have no morals and no bottom line. I will do it if you say so."

"Ten pieces."

"Three pieces, can you show some sincerity?"

"Nine."

"four pairs."

"Eight."

"three item."

"Asshole, why are you descending back?"

"Nonsense, if I buy one more, I'll lose a lot of money. If you're willing to bargain, it means you want it, right? Since you want it, what's wrong with me lowering the price?"

Senju Hideki said this.

Inuzuka Ryo and Hyuga Hiya looked at Aburame Shiken.

"Did you teach it?"

"How could I teach him this?"

"Then how would he know such a thing? Did you bring back a fake?"

"It's possible. He's really not like Yingshu because he's too smart."

"Assholes, can you three keep your voices down when you're saying bad things about others?"

Senju Hideki instantly appeared in front of the three of them.

The three of them were startled.

The three of them looked at the god again, and found that he was at least a hundred meters away from here.

"One step is a hundred meters?"

"So far away?"

"Where did you learn this trick?"

Senju Hideki also felt the opportunity to show off.

Start immediately.

The other three silently made an OK gesture.

The topic was changed so easily, Yingshu didn't run away.

(Hideki Senju: Are you still human? I haven't seen you for so many years, and I just transformed back from a stone statue. Not only do you not care about me, but you treat me like this. Do you still have a conscience?)

(Shigan, Kamito, Eiki, and Hien: No.)

"When I was in the battle between the Land of Grass and the Iwagakure, I turned into a mountain, and it was endless..."

"Wait, I'll go get some popcorn."

"I'll get the drinks."

"I'll go get the stool."

"I'm going to buy some melon seeds and peanuts."

Senju Hideki was stunned.

Can you please respect me a little? I have worked so hard to build up my emotions.

"The melon seeds need to be caramelized, and the peanuts need to be garlic flavored. Don't make any mistakes."