Siheyuan: Reborn in 59 years of famine, with a wife and daughter

"Okay, don't even think about hitting on Lin Qiye. Lin Qiye's wife is a good wife at home. She treats Lin Qiye well and manages the household well. You don't stand a chance."

Xu Huizhen looked at the terrible scene, which was already a mess due to Chen Xueru's vomiting. She sighed and continued.

"Xue Ru, look at my store now. It's in a mess. Not only do you have to pay for the food and drinks today, but you also have to pay for the sanitation. Otherwise, you can stay and help me clean up the store today."

Now, after pouring out all the wine in her stomach in one breath, Chen Xueru's belly, which had been bulging like a ball, like a baby who had been pregnant for ten months, finally deflated.

I also felt much more comfortable. It was no longer like before, when I was not drunk to death but almost ate too much.

Cheng Xueru looked at the wine she had spilled all over the floor and said with a smile, "Come on, come on, I'll pay for today's wine and I'll also pay for your sanitation, come on.

Really, we are still good friends and sisters. I have brought you so much business, but you are still trying to get me for such a small amount of money."

Xu Huizhen smiled and said, "Of course you did. You didn't know your own limitations and chose to provoke Lin Qiye. Not only did you make a fool of yourself, but you also scared away all the customers in the store. Otherwise, at this time of day, there would still be many customers in the store drinking and eating."

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Chen Xueru took out money from her bag and paid for the food and drinks that Lin Qiye had eaten and drank with him today. However, Xu Huizhen returned the extra money to Chen Xueru.

After all, asking her to pay the sanitation fee was just a joke.

Xu Huizhen said, "From now on, you will be responsible for Lin Qiye's food and wine expenses for half a year. Considering Lin Qiye's drinking capacity, I think you will have to spend money in the next six months."

Chen Xueru sighed helplessly and said, "Who knew that Lin Qiye could drink so much? I, Chen Xueru, have been in the drinking world for so many years, but I didn't know that there was such a heavy drinker in our city. Today, all my former prestige in the drinking world has been shattered by Lin Qiye."

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At the gate of No. 95 compound.

Lin Qiye stopped the car with one foot.

He gently slapped the faces of Sha Zhu, Xu Damao, Yan Jiecheng and Liu Guangqi with his palm.

He said, "Stop pretending. Just get up and go in. Do you want everyone in the compound to know that the four of you fought in turns and got drunk by a woman? It would be so embarrassing."

After hearing Lin Qiye's words, Xu Damao, Sha, Liu Guangqi and Yan Jiecheng woke up slowly. It turned out that they were no match for Lin Qiye. They were not really drunk to that extent.

Although several people were indeed drunk, they were not unconscious. They were just drunk by Chen Xueru alone in the Qianmen Tavern, with so many people watching.

A few people were unable to save themselves and didn't know how to end the situation, so they just lay on the table and pretended to be dead.

"Qi Ye, I still can't fool you. How do you know we didn't drink too much?" Sha Zhu said with a smile.

Lin Qiye looked at the four people who had just climbed up. If they were people who had lost consciousness, they would definitely be limp if I carried them.

But you four were obviously not in this condition when I carried you into the car. Your bodies were still fine.

Lin Qiye knew that if a person who was drunk and unconscious was carried, he would be no different from a dead person.

In the army, Lin Qiye participated in earthquake relief and rescue, and had lived with the dead. He knew that the bodies of the dead were not like those of the living.

When a conscious person is being carried, the muscles throughout the body will involuntarily contract, making their body more compact and stronger, and the feeling of being carried will be different.

So when Lin Qiye carried these four guys into the car, he knew that these four guys had not fainted yet, they were just pretending to be faint.

Xu Damao sighed and said, "I didn't expect that Chen Xueru could drink so much. Although the four of us can't drink a lot, we can still drink at least 700 grams. But even so, we are no match for her in a round-robin battle."

Liu Guangqi said: "Yes, this woman is really capable. This is the first time I have met someone who can drink so much. When I heard that this woman can drink a lot before, I thought it was just a rumor."

Yan Jiecheng smiled and said, "But no matter how much I drink, I was drunk by Brother Qiye. Brother Qiye, I didn't expect you to be so alcoholic."

Although Chen Xueru and Lin Qiye had a drinking contest before.

Yan Jiecheng, Sha Zhu and four others pretended to be blackouts and closed their eyes, but by listening to the sounds around them, they could still tell what happened next in the tavern.

They all knew that afterwards, Lin Qiye continued to drink with Chen Xueru, and even drank better than Chen Xueru.

After hearing what Yan Jiecheng said, Sha Zhu, Xu Damao and Liu Guangqi all looked at Lin Qiye.

Xu Damao said curiously, "Yeah, Qiye, buddy, you drank too much today. Why didn't I realize before that you can drink so much? Even with my eyes closed and listening to the discussions around you, I knew that you drank more than two jars of wine, which is nearly 50 kilograms. If it were an ordinary person, it would be enough to die from alcohol overdose several times."

Sha Zhu also looked at Lin Qiye curiously and said curiously: "Yes, Qiye, you drank so much wine, even if you are not drunk, but your stomach is not bloated at all, I think you are still normal, that is 50 kilograms of wine.

When you were drinking together, I secretly opened my eyes and took a look at Chen Xueru's belly. It was bigger than a pregnant woman's belly after ten months of pregnancy. I almost laughed out loud at that time. It was so funny."

"Zhu Zi, look at how unskillful you are. You even pretended to be drunk and peeked at the beauty." Lin Qiye rolled his eyes at Silly Zhu and continued, "Actually, that's because I can do magic and made all the wine go away. Otherwise, I can't drink that much. You all know how much I can drink. I get drunk after drinking a little."

Lin Qiye thought that only by fooling around like this could he explain why his stomach wasn't as heavy as Chen Xueru's, and he didn't care about it at all.

Sure enough, after hearing this, Xu Damao, Sha Zhu, Yan Jiecheng and Liu Guangqi all nodded repeatedly and believed it.

After all, Lin Qiye's explanation is more reasonable than drinking so much alcohol.

Yan Jiecheng said, "Oh, Brother Qiye, so you were cheating. But your magic is really good. You fooled everyone present, including Chen Xueru."

Lin Qiye said, "There's nothing I can do. Chen Xueru is too good a drinker. I can't take her down without this method. Besides, I saw my brothers get drunk by him, and I wanted to avenge them, so I resorted to this desperate measure."

Xu Damao, Sha Zhu, Yan Jiecheng and Liu Guangqi were deeply moved after hearing this.

"Okay, are you guys going to get off the car or not? If not, I'm leaving first."

Lin Qiye glanced at the four people.

Xu Damao said, "Let me slow down for a moment. I feel like I'm about to vomit. I don't want to make a fool of myself in the compound."

As soon as he finished saying this, Xu Damao tilted his head, stuck his head out of the passenger seat window, and started vomiting.

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