When the people present heard the sound, they looked and saw two people dressed in dark yellow standing in the distance. Their entire bodies were dark yellow, with only a pair of eyes showing, and mud was still dripping from their bodies.
Yu Yousheng has a very sensitive sense of smell. She covered her nose and took several steps back.
Lu Ze also covered his nose and shouted loudly, "Did the shit-legged creature come out?"
——No, my sense of humor is as shit as shit, hahahaha.
——Is this Gu Wei and Nian Xuan?
——Why did they come at this time? Didn’t they take Jiang Nianke to pick up manure?
——In this situation, it seems like they are the ones carrying the manure.
——What the sister above said makes sense! I was just wondering why only Jiang Nianke and the handsome white-haired guy came back. It seems that a good show must have been staged at that time.
Gu Yan also heard the voice, but he pretended not to hear it and continued looking at Jiang Nianke.
The two looked at each other like this, and Jiang Nianke raised his hand.
"Snapped!"
Another slap hit him in the face.
Jiang Nianke’s hand was quite strong, and Gu Yan’s head was tilted by the blow, with his tongue poking at his left cheek.
A cold voice sounded from above.
"This slap is a reward for you. If you continue to be a jerk, I will make you live a life worse than death." Jiang Nianke paused for a moment, leaned over and whispered in his ear, "I will make you live a life worse than death."
As soon as Jiang Nianke finished speaking, Gu Wei rushed over yelling.
Jiang Nianke covered her nose, with undisguised disgust in her eyes, and said coquettishly, "It stinks, did you eat shit?"
Gu Wei's outstretched arms stopped in the air, and her body froze for a moment.
Looking at Jiang Nianke, even though her face was covered in shit, it couldn't hide her face which was distorted with anger.
"Jiang Nian Ke! Ah! I will kill you!" As he said that, he rushed towards Jiang Nian Ke.
Jiang Nian Ke stood there motionless.
Disgust flashed in Gu Yan's eyes, and he reached out to grab Gu Wei's hand, "Weiwei, what's wrong with you?"
Gu Wei suddenly felt aggrieved, "Wuwu, brother, it was Jiang Nianke. After I took Jiang Nianke over, she kicked me into the manure pit when I was not paying attention. Wuwu, brother, it's my fault. I provoked Nianke before, but...but she can't do this to me."
Gu Wei twitched as she spoke, dark yellow liquid from her body dripping onto the ground.
There was a hint of disgust on Gu Yan's face, and the surrounding villagers also looked over, and the whispers became louder and louder.
"Let's take a shower first." Gu Yan took Gu Wei away.
"Brother, you should go with us." Nian Shilong said, covering his nose.
Nian Xuan looked at the color of his body. He was so angry just now that he didn't smell the stench on his body. After hearing what Nian Shilong said, an irresistible smell penetrated into every pore of his body, making him faint on the ground.
"He has such a poor mental quality. Take him away quickly. Leaving him here will pollute the air." Jiang Nianke said, covering his nose.
Nian Shilong glared at her angrily, not daring to make any other moves. He turned around, took a deep breath, bent down, picked up his brother and left.
Yu Yousheng dodged to the left and then to the right. It was because her sense of smell was too sensitive and she couldn't stand the smell.
Yu Bai stood beside her, and the pleasant mint scent on his body enveloped her nostrils.
"What did you just do?" Yu Yousheng asked Jiang Nianke.
Jiang Nianke spread his hands, "After Gu Wei and the others took us to the manure pit, they suddenly jumped into it like crazy. I couldn't stop them. Moreover, after they jumped in, they swam to the middle of the pit, gushing water like crazy as if they hadn't had any in days."
"vomit!"
"vomit!"
"Ugh." Lu Ze propped up Lu Li's shoulder with one hand and vomited, "What did Jiang Nian eat to grow up like this? He is so talkative."
Vomiting sounds were heard one after another. The villagers who were watching the fun did not expect Jiang Nian to say it so bluntly, and they all bent over and vomited.
Yu Yousheng nodded seriously and watched them leave. "Everyone has their own hobbies. They must have their reasons for doing this."
Jiang Nianke touched her head amusedly.
"Third brother, don't believe anything the Gu family says. They are all lies. Don't pay any attention to them." Jiang Nianke said to Jiang Haoyu beside him.
Jiang Haoyu nodded, "I'll find a reason to beat him up next time." He raised his fist, eager to try.
Shen Youning and Shen Ci'nian came over.
[It's really beyond one's capabilities. This Nian Xuan has only been popular for a year, but he has the audacity to challenge Shen Ci Nian. What's wrong with Nian Shilong that he dares to challenge him in person? ]
"Little Youning is quite amazing." Jiang Nianke said with a smile.
Shen Youning lowered her head shyly: Hehe, my idol praised me hehe.
"Who told him to touch my brother? I am the only one who can beat my brother. Besides, he is so delicate. I usually only punch him when I am angry. But that big idiot actually pushed him."
Shen Youning clenched her fists angrily.
Everyone looked at the delicate Shen Cinian. If their eyes were not blurry, they would have seen that Shen Cinian was kicked nearly two meters away by the big guy.
Shen Qinian chuckled at the side, "Excuse me."
[Why does this actor feel different from what is described in the book? Although he is also a sister-con, he is not described as a drama queen. ]
Yu Yousheng looked at the old man beside him and said, "Why don't we help him harvest the rice? It will just solve our lunch problem for today."
Their breakfast was generously donated by Chrysanthemum, and it would be bad to stay at someone else's house and eat at someone else's house at the same time, as the show wouldn't be able to go on like that.
Jiang Nianke walked up to the old man and put that smile back on his face.
"Grandpa, do you need help?" Jiang Nianke looked at the old man with half-closed eyes.
The old man's cloudy eyes focused on Jiang Nianke, and his mouth opened and closed as he uttered, "Light..."
The others didn't hear what he said clearly, and the old man continued talking.
"Light... there is golden light on you... golden light, you are a god!"
As he said this, the old man threw away his crutches and was about to kneel down.
Jiang Nianke held him tightly, "Oh, if you kneel down, I will lose ten years of my life. No, no, no."
The old man's legs were trembling, but Jiang Nianke held him firmly.
Bai Yuncheng handed him the crutch, and the old man looked at Bai Yuncheng with fear in his eyes.
He took the crutches in silence.
"Grandpa, do you need help? We can help you harvest the rice. We don't charge you if we don't do a good job." Jiang Haoyu said.
The old man nodded, "You are here to complete the mission, I am NBC."
"NBC? It's NPC, right?" Jiang Haoyu and Jiang Nianke whispered to each other.
"It seems the director has already made arrangements." Jiang Nianke said.
She had previously made an agreement with the director, and after reading the script for this episode, she decided to move it to the next episode.
The next episode will be the most explosive and craziest one in this variety show or in all variety shows on the entire platform.
The two chatted until midnight, and ended with the brightly lit phone screen reflecting their crazy smiles.
The old man led them to the front of the rice field, pointed to a large area of golden rice and said, "Your task is to harvest all the rice in this area."
Everyone looked in the direction of sight and saw golden rice standing in the fields, like a sea covered with gold. The breeze blew and the rice fluttered in the wind. The sunlight shined down, shining brightly and radiating golden light.
——What a beautiful scenery.
——This is the big city without color, natural and simple.
——Sisters, I am about to cry. I am thinking of that great man. Is he enjoying the cool under the rice now?
——Burst into tears!!!
"Such beautiful scenery can only be seen in the countryside." Shen Youning said.
The old man picked up four sickles and handed them to them. "There is no time limit for this task. You can come every day. If you cut a certain amount, you will have food to eat."
Jiang Nianke took it and looked at it. The sickle was very sharp, and the blade was a little old, looking like it had been newly sharpened.
Yu Bai and Shen Cinian took the sickle and looked at it like Jiang Nianke, but they couldn't figure out what it was.
Lu Li held the sickle and looked at the golden rice fields.
"What about us?" Shen Youning asked.
"Let the girls help harvest the rice, and the men will cut it." After saying this, the old man looked at Jiang Nianke who was holding a sickle.
"God, you...you can also harvest rice." The old man said with a little surprise, his eyes full of admiration.
Jiang Nian Ke smiled, "Grandpa, my name is Jiang Nian Ke, not God. I don't know how to harvest rice, but I want to try."
The old man said nothing when he saw this. He turned around and went to rest in the shade of the straw.
There were already a lot of villagers gathered there, some were curious about their work, and some came to mock them for their work.
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