The fake daughter returns, and the villain cannon fodder becomes the group's favorite
Chapter 26 Animal Melon
As soon as they arrived, they saw an elephant holding a lion, the lion holding a white lioness, the lioness holding a golden jaguar, and the jaguar holding a chipmunk.
But all you could see was the chipmunk's tail, which was sticking up high, and then it fell to the ground with a thud, never to get up again.
There were all kinds of animals from the forest surrounding them, and parrots were circling in the air, shouting, "Press him down, let her go."
There was also a gibbon hanging on the tree, swinging back and forth, making "Mmm~Mmm" sounds from its mouth, which sounded very cheerful.
There was a family of six squirrels on the ground, and the child was holding a pine cone, watching and eating it.
There were also a few foxes gathered together and whispering, a huge black bear was holding a beehive and gnawing on it, and a monkey nearby was dipping a banana into the fallen honey.
Next to Uncle Black Bear, Jiang Nianke was seen sitting cross-legged on the ground. The monkey handed her a banana that had just been dipped in honey. She looked straight ahead, took the banana and ate it.
Jiang Haoyu looked at Jiang Nianke eagerly, and then looked at the monkey eagerly. The monkey turned around coldly, leaving only a high-raised tail and a red, sexy butt.
Everyone who saw this scene was dumbfounded, and the people in the live broadcast room were silent for a long while.
——Jiang Nianke! I would like to call him the number one melon eater!
——I was wondering why she ran so fast, and now it turns out this is the scene!
——These animals are just like me when I was eating melons, hahaha. They also sat next to me with a bag of snacks and watched happily, and talked to other people from time to time. I can only say that I was not socially anxious at all when I was eating melons.
——Look at Hao Ge’s aggrieved look, hahahaha, poor thing, he also wants a banana, but Monkey is so aloof that he only leaves a cold back, just like the boss in the domineering CEO, “Woman, I can give you anything, but don’t even think about my heart!”
——The people above must have seen it a lot, hahaha.
Yu Yousheng walked carefully to Jiang Nianke's side. She tried her best to minimize her presence, because next to Jiang Nianke was a giant bear that was two meters long and two meters wide.
Yu Yousheng walked over carefully and just as she sat down, Xiong Dashu handed her a plate of honeycomb, and the cool Monkey Brother also brought her a banana.
Yu Yousheng was so scared that he dared not speak or move. Jiang Nianke still looked at the home run in front of him and kept his head close to Yu Yousheng.
"Youyou, take it. They won't hurt anyone. They've shared all these things with me, so don't worry about eating them."
Hearing her say this, Yu Yousheng took it carefully, then smiled and said thank you.
The aloof Monkey Brother was no longer aloof. He stood with his legs turned inward, one monkey hand behind his back, the other hand on the back of his head scratching, his face turned to the side, and he was shyly mumbling something.
Uncle Xiong also scratched his head and laughed innocently. Jiang Nianke translated for her, "Brother Monkey is saying you're welcome. I'm willing to serve beautiful women."
Yu Yousheng looked at her in surprise. Although she didn't know why Jiang Nian knew what they were talking about, seeing Monkey Brother's shy look, she knew the meaning was pretty much the same.
Yu Yousheng wasn't so scared anymore. Si Muqian and Si Yating also walked over carefully and received the same treatment.
Si Muqian's elegant temperament added a different charm to her whole person. As soon as she came over, she was surrounded by the three fox brothers who were just whispering to each other.
Si Muqian didn't know what they were talking about and could only ask Jiang Nianke for help. Jiang Nianke glanced at the three foxes and smiled slyly.
"Give up your stupid idea. We are different species, so you won't get anything! Besides, Sister Simu is such a beauty, how can I let you succeed? I haven't even started yet."
Si Muqian heard the first half of Jiang Nianke's words and nodded. When she heard the second half, she was suddenly stunned and said, "Ah?"
Jiang Nianke looked at Si Muqian and smiled mischievously, "Sister Si Mu, these three slutty foxes want to marry you back to the fox cave. They like women with charm like you, but don't be afraid, I won't let them succeed."
Si Muqian laughed out loud, and then politely explained to the foxes, but she didn't know if they understood.
Si Yating remembered what Jiang Nianke had said to her before and glanced at Jiang Nianke.
Jiang Nian Ke seemed to know it was her, so he just said don't worry, and said nothing else.
——Hahaha, beautiful women have benefits wherever they go, hahaha.
———Can Jiang Nian understand animals' speech? It can't be a gimmick.
——The actress Si’s charm is still the same as it was back then. Even the foxes in the animal kingdom are bewitched by her.
——Look at Brother Hao, hahaha, he is sitting alone like in the Pansi Cave, and he is still not welcomed.
Jiang Haoyu looked at the endless supply of fruits and honey from the beauties, and tears of shame flowed from the corners of his mouth.
When he stood up and was about to confront Monkey Brother, he saw a bunch of wild chrysanthemums being handed up from below, with pine cones arranged in the shape of a heart in the middle.
It turned out that he was the third brother of the six squirrels. He fell in love with Jiang Haoyu and planned to have a cross-species love with him.
But Jiang Haoyu, the fool, happily accepted the token of love from him and showed it off to Jiang Nianke, without noticing the eager look in Rat Third Brother's eyes at all.
[Oh, Third Brother, you should be more careful. ]
Jiang Haoyu was puzzled. He simply thought that an animal sent him flowers. It seemed that he was so charming that even animals would be fascinated by him.
He just sat there and chatted with the squirrels, but I don't know when Jiang Haoyu learned rat language.
——Brother Hao is still that careless guy. He can even chat with squirrels. Haha.
——Look at how worthless the flowers he received were. I can’t even say that I’ve been a fan of him for seven years.
——Old fans dislike it, but we new fans love it hahahaha.
Yu Bai and the others also came over one after another. Bai Yuncheng sat next to Jiang Nianke, "Hey, you changed back."
"Well, the energy is not enough, it can only last for a while." Bai Yuncheng nodded, still with baby fat on his face. Jiang Nianke reached out and pinched his face.
"Hehe, you're still the cutest like this. We kids should just play as kids." Jiang Nianke's hands were a little sticky after eating the honey.
Bai Yuncheng reasonably suspected that she did it on purpose, but had no evidence.
Gu Wei also walked over carefully. She had just seen the situation clearly. Beautiful women could get food from animals.
And she is the heroine of this world. It is easy for her to be liked by animals. She just needs to snap her fingers and something will be delivered to her.
She hooked her finger and said no.
I ticked twice, but no.
In the end, Song Ling thought she had a cramp in her hand and asked her about it with concern, but no animal brought her anything.
Jiang Nian Ke sneered, "Oh, some people, God is watching what you do, really take advantage of the kindness of animals."
Jiang Nian Ke didn't mention anyone by name, but everyone understood clearly what he said, and the animals around them also stayed away from them.
The parrot flying in the sky stopped announcing the home run and started announcing her instead. "God is watching what you do, God is watching what you do." "Hit the monkey brother, hit the monkey brother."
——There is a melon! Jiang Nian is going to reveal a melon! Who knows that the melons I have eaten these days are all ripe! My stomach doesn’t hurt anymore.
——Why did Jiang Nian spread rumors about Weiwei! She didn't do anything!
——It’s not enough to mention Song Ling, but you also have to mention Weiwei, right? Jiang Nian is really an unlucky star. Whoever is with her will be unlucky.
——Don't talk nonsense! Weiwei was always in the camera, unlike Jiang Nianke who would disappear from time to time and no one knew what he was doing.
——Hey, look, besides Song Ling who is always looking for trouble, who else has bad luck when they are with her? Your two holes are really empty.
——The donkey did nothing all day and kicked so many fans on the head. Even six walnuts couldn’t make up for it.
When Gu Wei heard Jiang Nianke's suggestive words, she was not that nervous. As long as she refused to admit it, no one could confirm it. Unexpectedly, the dead parrot actually spoke.
She gave the parrot a sharp look, and it flew around in the air, saying, "Kill the bird, kill the bird."
Everyone and the animals looked at Gu Wei, and Gu Wei pretended to be weak again, "Why are you looking at me? I'm not doing anything here."
Raising her hand to wipe away her tears, Song Ling stood in front of her, looking at Jiang Nianke fiercely.
It's her again! It's Jiang Nianke again!
Song Ling felt an evil erupting in his heart, an evil towards Jiang Nianke.
Jiang Nian Ke looked at him, not hiding the hatred in his eyes, "Look at me again! I will eat you if you look at me again." He raised his hands halfway in a threatening gesture.
With his mouth opened, revealing two fangs, he originally looked very fierce, but Jiang Nian made it look like he was acting coquettishly, like an angry kitten baring its teeth.
At this time, a person in front of the screen was sitting in the spacious nanny's room, and the tablet in his hand was playing the angry scene of Jiang Nianke.
The corners of the man's mouth rose slightly, and there was warmth in his eyes.
At the same time, the three members of the Jiang family who were watching the live broadcast took screenshots and made them into emoticon packages. This was the first emoticon package in their mobile phones.
"Sister, the meat is not clean and there are maggots in it. We won't eat it. Here, eat this." Jiang Haoyu fed Jiang Nianke a pine cone.
"You! You are not clean." Song Ling glared at Jiang Haoyu.
"Oh, are you sure you are clean?" Jiang Nianke looked at him with a charming look without any warmth, and said as if she knew everything.
——There are some melons! Does Song Ling have some more melons?
——Is it the Song Group or him personally!
——Jiang Nian is about to explode! I'm ready!
The marketing platforms and paparazzi who were watching the show were also ready to go, waiting for Jiang Nian to reveal the news so that they could get the first-hand coverage.
Song Ling was really afraid that she would continue talking, so he shook his head without saying anything. Gu Wei looked at his back with disgust and secretly called him a waste.
[Hmm! What! She's giving birth!]
Jiang Nianke suddenly stood up and walked towards the home run in front of him, shouting.
"Uncle Xiang, stop suppressing this lion. You have been drugged by this lion in order to lure you away. His other brother is planning to steal our house!"
When these words were spoken, everyone was shocked.
Uncle Xiang raised his trunk and roared towards the sky, Jiang Nianke said quickly.
"This lion likes his brother, and his brother also knows that he likes him, but his brother doesn't like him. He likes the feet of animals that are taller than him! Last time I went out to drink water, I saw your wife bathing in the river. I saw her pair of beautiful feet and fell in love with them at first sight! So he used this lion to get you away."
"You should go home and have a look! Your wife is pregnant with an elephant baby! She is about to give birth! Brother Lion has a scar on his face, you should go back quickly, the scar has not reached the baby yet, but it will soon."
When Uncle Xiang heard this, he left in a hurry, and stepped on the lion before leaving.
When Lion heard that his plan was exposed, he wanted to sneak away and tell Scar, but he was paralyzed by this kick.
The white-furred lioness suddenly felt a lot more relaxed, and then she heard Jiang Nianke say something again.
"Arya, stop pressuring the jaguar. I don't like you. A forced melon is not sweet."
Erya didn't like what she heard and bared her teeth to scare her, but she didn't expect Jiang Nian to be afraid at all and continued to speak slowly and earnestly.
"This scheming leopard is just using you! He has a boyfriend! He just had a quarrel with his boyfriend, and seeing that you are so beautiful and a female, he wanted to use you to piss off his boyfriend. Now his boyfriend is here to kill you, you better get help."
Erya got up from the scheming leopard and walked towards Jiang Nianke with a very graceful cat-like step.
Jiang Haoyu shouted anxiously and rushed out, and saw Erya licking Jiang Nianke's face, then slipped and fell to the ground.
Erya looked at Jiang Nianke and asked if what she said was true.
"Really? Hurry up and ask your secret guards to get someone over here."
Erya's eyes became slightly rounder.
I called out to the woods and a lion appeared, greeted me and immediately left.
The scheming leopard was standing nearby, and he also apologized to Arya with a wronged look on his face, saying that he didn't mean it.
It was when his boyfriend was in heat that he hurt him, and he cried out in pain, but his boyfriend thought it was just fun and didn't stop, so he got angry.
Jiang Nian Ke acted as a mediator by the side, nodding his head, occasionally saying a few words about Xinji Bao's faults, and occasionally showing concern for Arya's mood.
——This... With Jiang Nian here, I can eat my fill of the animal melons.
——I never thought that one day I would be able to eat animals’ melons!
——What about that chipmunk on the ground?
Jiang Nianke walked over and helped the dying Hua Lisu up, shaking his head, "Oh, how pitiful."
Crowd: What? !
Animal: Have a nice journey.
Arya and Scheming Leopard squatted beside her, both with sad expressions. Arya was about to lick her when she saw -
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