The fake daughter returns, and the villain cannon fodder becomes the group's favorite
Chapter 28 Sincerity is the ultimate skill! Kill the warriors who charge for love!
He gave everyone some time to calm down, then spoke slowly.
"The lion actually tripped and knocked down the scheming leopard by accident, just like dominoes. Just as the lion was struggling to get up, Uncle Elephant rushed over, swinging his trunk left and right and howling."
"He was already unconscious at the time and saw the home run in front of him. He mistook it for his wife and rushed over madly to have sex with her."
Everyone gasped when they heard this, and sighed as they looked at the lion that fell to the ground after being kicked by the elephant.
But he deserved it. Didn't he know the power of an elephant? How dare he do that?
Jiang Nianke spat out the grape seeds on his hand, "But they didn't succeed. We arrived at a very coincidental time, just when Second Uncle was pressing forward."
"Because Uncle Elephant was huge and in heat, the noise attracted other animals, and that's what happened."
[Hey, luckily I ran fast, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to eat hot food. ]
Jiang Haoyu curled his lips and looked at Jiang Nianke, he was too warm to say that.
The other animals also nodded frequently, saying that they had all seen it by chance.
——This elephant is so fierce! Elephants in heat are not to be trifled with.
——嘤嘤嘤 I really want to see them mate.
——My friend, I suggest you go to see the Animal World.
——Will the elephant be unclean? Jiang Nian Ke and the others came over and sat down to watch the show. No one stopped them. Jiang Nian Ke knew it but was still watching the show! Woo woo woo I can't accept uncleanness! If it were me, I would definitely rush over to appease them!
——Oh, oh, do you know the difference between a saint and a saint bitch? A saint means that the elephant was drugged and that’s why I’m going to stop him! A saint bitch means that you clearly knew he was drugged and why didn’t you stop him! It’s all your fault that he’s unclean!
——The Notre Dame de Paris is on the run, it’s a pity that the cathedral has collapsed and you have no home.
Jiang Haoyu asked Jiang Nianke if he would be like his second uncle...
Jiang Nianke shook his head, "Second Uncle Xiang is still very loyal to his wife. The lion drug was not given in sufficient quantity, otherwise it would really be out of control."
"When Second Uncle Xiang found out that his wife was about to give birth and Scar was going to drug her, he was immediately washed away by the river on his way back. Now he is home and has beaten Scar severely."
Everyone felt relieved immediately. Fortunately, they got home in time, otherwise they would not have found their wife and children.
Jiang Haoyu whispered, "Uncle Xiang is truly a warrior who charges forward for love! I want to learn from him!" His eyes were determined and he raised his right hand to make a cheering gesture.
"Sincerity is a killer move that specifically kills warriors who charge for love." Jiang Nianke said.
Jiang Haoyu: ...
——There is absolutely nothing wrong with this!
——The warrior covered his face and wept.
——Didn’t Jiang Nian just say that? What do you think of other people’s love and feelings?
——Ahahaha, if you mess with Jiang Nian, it's like kicking cotton~ There's a needle hidden in the cotton~
"He had already walked in when he saw Erxiang's wife lying on the ground in pain. After watching her for a while, he knew what happened to her. It would have been fine if he had just ignored her, but he actually did it!"
Then he stopped talking and started eating the grilled fish dipped in some honey.
The atmosphere among the others was getting heated and just when the fire was about to erupt, Jiang Nian stopped talking.
They looked at Jiang Nianke and heard her say slowly, "Being impatient can lead to premature ejaculation. Take a breath and take it slow."
Everyone's anger was suppressed again and they started eating.
The guests were made to laugh and cry by Jiang Nianke. Yu Yousheng blushed a little and leaned closer to Jiang Nianke.
[Youyou is so cute. I really want to kiss her. 】
Jiang Haoyu felt that it was impossible to kiss, absolutely impossible...
Before he could finish his thought, he saw the scene in front of him.
Jiang Nianke held Yu Yousheng's face and took a bite, making a loud noise.
Yu Bai's face turned dark, and Jiang Nian Ke smiled at him provocatively.
Most animals have this kind of relationship, and I thought Jiang Nian was the same.
Jiang Nianke took the lead, and the animals behind him hugged their partners and kissed them.
Yu Yousheng’s face turned red as if blood could drip out, and she shyly looked at the bright and beautiful girl in front of her who had a satisfied look on her face.
Then I heard her say, "Sister Youyou, you are so cute I couldn't help it."
Jiang Nianke looked at the mature beauty in front of him and wanted to play a little trick on her. He leaned his head slightly closer to her and spoke in a low and seductive voice.
"Sister, don't you like it?" He looked at her with wet eyes, like a child who had made a mistake.
Yu Yousheng really took the bait and quickly waved her hands, "No, no." Then she lowered her head and blushed again, "I like to be close to you, too."
Hearing this, Jiang Nianke was stunned for a moment. She just thought she was so cute and wanted to tease her, but she didn't expect her to be so sincere!
——Ahhhh, I kowtow! I'll carry the Nian Sheng banner! !
——Wow, their smiles are so contagious, they cleanse my dark and twisted heart.
——I declare! Lily is the best! Give me bran!
——Jiang Nian is so bold! She is a seductress. Sheng Sheng is directly seduced by her and gradually enters her heart!
———Did you notice the other animals? After Jiang Nianke kissed Shengsheng, the monkey standing on the black bear lifted up the bear's head and kissed it!
——More than that! I saw two female squirrels kissing each other! One of the squirrels standing behind the dark brown squirrel directly pushed the dark brown squirrel over and kissed it!
——What a blast! Look, my brother is going to be in trouble!
Then the third brother Rat stood on Jiang Haoyu's shoulder and kissed him on the face. Jiang Haoyu was petrified on the spot.
Jiang Nianke laughed at his brother when he saw his brother's expression.
Bai Yuncheng walked up to her, pulled the corner of her clothes, and whispered, "I want one too, kiss."
Jiang Nianke got closer to hear clearly, and looked at him with a sly smile, "Okay, one kiss for 100,000."
——Jiang Nian, you are really obsessed with money.
——Isn't she the daughter of the Jiang family? Why does she seem to be short of money?
——I learned something new hahaha, it’s just a kiss, exchange it for money, we can negotiate if you have money.
Jiang Haoyu freed himself from the petrification and rushed over, but still failed to stop Jiang Nianke, who kissed Bai Yuncheng on the face.
When I bent over, the pleasant scent of soap hit me again.
Jiang Nianke was very ruthless after kissing him, "Remember, one hundred thousand is the price."
Bai Yuncheng nodded and left.
Jiang Nianke continued, "That Scar didn't save Uncle Xiang's wife, but went to smell her feet! He went to find Uncle Xiang's wife because her feet attracted him."
"Now his wife has been taken to the delivery room by the goat doctor who came here, but the process was a bit difficult. It seems that she is carrying twins, and because she had a miscarriage, it was not easy to give birth."
[Hey, if she can't give birth, she might die in labor, and the baby might not survive. I'll see if there's anything I can do to help her.]
As she said that, she flipped through the system mall, [Found it! This should work. ]
Jiang Haoyu was originally very worried about the Pure Love Warrior, but he was relieved when he heard that his sister had a solution.
After Jiang Nianke finished telling the story, he stood up, patted his butt and was about to go to Uncle Elephant's house. The other animals were also very worried about him, after all, Uncle Elephant was very popular in their animal world.
Just when everyone was about to leave, the scheming leopard's boyfriend arrived. He was a black leopard with smooth and shiny fur without any stray hairs.
His eyes were green, and he scanned the crowd sharply, fixing his gaze on the scheming leopard. He ran up to it in one go.
He smelled the scent of many kinds of animals on the scheming leopard, so he bared his teeth and asked him fiercely who he was.
He smelled the scent of the scheming leopard on Erya beside him. He didn't listen to what the scheming leopard said, but just growled with his teeth bared.
At this moment, a howl attracted everyone, and they saw a huge lion with a mane with a few tufts of black hair standing majestically on the stone in front.
He glanced at Arya, his cold eyes softened with a hint of tenderness, and then he looked at the Black Panther next to him and his eyes became cold again.
He walked down with a very graceful cat-like gait, neither hurried nor slow, and each step exuded nobility, just like a king about to ascend the throne with a red carpet laid out in front of him.
He walked alone gracefully and calmly, with murderous intent in his steps.
The wind blew over him, causing his smooth hair to flutter slightly. The wind brushed his eyes, but he still looked at Arya firmly.
He walked in front of Arya, his cold head never lowered, but he glanced at the black panther with contempt, with murderous intent in his eyes.
——I see love in this lion! Compulsion! Secret love! Protecting wife! Abstinence!
——This lion is so beautiful! This is the first time I have seen the power of a lion so directly! It feels like I am right there instead of behind the screen. His kingly aura is overwhelming!
Jiang Nian was afraid that they would waste time arguing, so he rushed over to explain and smooth things over until the matter was made clear.
Jiang Haoyu was worried because he didn't stop her. He saw her saying a few words to the Lion King and then to the Black Panther, but neither side listened.
Until he saw her reveal her iron sand palm and look at both sides fiercely, he didn't know if it was an illusion, but he saw that the Lion King and the Black Panther each took a step back.
When Black Panther learned of the situation, he remembered that when he came here, he got stuck in the mud and was rescued by an elephant. He knew it was Uncle Elephant.
He communicated with Jiang Nianke and asked her to sit on him, but Jiang Nianke thought about the relationship between him and the scheming leopard and refused.
Erya came out at this time and said that she could sit on her. Time was running out, so Jiang Nian didn't refuse and rushed forward.
The others were stunned and stood there in a daze. They just saw Jiang Nianke sitting on Erya and rushed forward.
— Holy shit, is this real? Am I seeing things?
——She sat on the lion?
——Yes, I also recorded the screen.
This incident instantly became a hot topic.
Jiang Nianke riding a lion
Jiang Nianke communicates with animals
Animal gossip
Jiang Nianke kissed Yu Yousheng
Beauty Stickers
These terms have been on the hot searches, and the number of people in the live broadcast room has continued to increase, breaking a new record in variety show ratings, and the director was laughing with joy.
Some passers-by were disdainful of the entry about Jiang Nianke riding a lion. They thought such outrageous marketing was a bit too much, and they were slapped in the face when they clicked on it.
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