Male protagonist, please think twice, I am a villain and cannot kiss you

Everyone was so angry at Director Fan’s outrageous move that they were speechless.

They learned waist drum dance for two days, and under such abnormal requirements, they were also asked to make the waist drums themselves.

Feng Qingyue said, "Director Fan, if you want my life, just tell me directly. Why are you beating around the bush like this?"

He Yanshu said: "Is it because the ratings of our show are too low? So we need to abuse the guests to increase the ratings?"

Fang Kecheng said: "No, the ratings of our first show were quite good, and it even set a new record."

Su Huachen said: "The director may just want to kill us."

Duan Xingyu said angrily, "We make waist drums ourselves? Why don't you just let us start by washing the cowhide?"

Director Fan slapped his thigh and said, "You guessed it right. It starts with washing cowhide."

Guests: "..."

Netizen: "..."

[Fuck, even I can’t help cursing. ]

[Hahahahahahaha, let's mute the world and listen to the voices of the guests breaking down their defenses. ]

[I am dying of laughter. Everyone, please take a screenshot of Duan Xingyu's emoticons. They are so funny.]

[Director Fan: Are you surprised? Are you surprised?]

[Although I know it’s not right to laugh at this moment, but they are really so miserable hahahahaha. ]

[I usually don’t make fun of others in public unless I really can’t help it.]

"I'm listening to you farting here in the hot weather." Duan Xingyu was so angry that his face turned green, and he shouted, "Dad, quickly call two dogs to bite him."

When he turned around, he saw that An Chen, who was standing beside him, was gone.

When I looked up, I saw An Chen sitting under a big tree.

A green belt made of tiles was built around the big tree. An Chen was sitting on the tiles, waving a small round fan in his hand.

There were two old ladies sitting on each side, asking about Anchen's age and whether he was married.

An Chen fanned himself with a fan and replied politely. He saw the two grandmothers looking at An Chen as if they were liking their grandson-in-law.

He even stuffed an apple into Anchen's mouth.

An Chen waved his fan and said softly, "It's not good to let a dog bite someone."

An Chen opened his mouth and prepared to take a bite of the apple.

"You can't eat." Director Fan immediately stopped them and said, "From today on, you have to strictly enforce the rules. You can't eat before mealtime."

An Chen: “…”

Duan Xingyu fanned the flames: "Dad, this rule is obviously aimed at you."

Fang Kecheng said: "I can't stand it either."

He Yanshu raised his eyebrows and asked, "Do you need help finding a handy tool?"

Feng Qingyue clenched his fist and said, "I can take sides."

Su Huachen said: "Then how can I help?"

Anchen had stuffed half of the apple into his mouth, but Director Fan pulled it out of his mouth with force, leaving a half-bitten tooth mark on it.

Facing the group of angry people, Director Fan straightened his chest.

In front of An Chen, he took the bag from the assistant director, put the apples into the bag arrogantly, and said, "I'll keep this apple for you. You go ahead and shoot the show. I'll return this apple to you at lunch later."

There were too many embarrassing moments in the first two episodes. After the first episode was broadcast, everyone saw that the set problem of picking crops was easily solved by An Chen.

And the scene where he is threatened by a monkey.

He was actually jokingly called the most cowardly director in history, and was given another nickname, 'Fan Congxin'.

So he plans to regain his dignity and prestige as a director starting from this episode.

Let’s start with this apple from Anchen.

Anyway, Anchen has a good temper and won't react too much to anything you do, so he will pick on the weak.

But when I looked at An Chen, I found that An Chen had a stern face.

He actually had a stern face?

The assistant director advised: "Director Fan, this apple is not a big deal. Why don't you set the rules next time?"

Director Fan looked at Anchen's expression and thought that if he retreated at this time, he would appear even more cowardly. He said righteously, "How can that be possible? I am a principled person and I will never change my words."

The assistant director stroked his forehead and said: He tried to persuade her, but it was useless.

He quietly stepped a few steps away from Director Fan to avoid being affected.

Just at this time, five or six dogs were walking around in a group.

An Chen looked at the dogs and shouted, "Go, chase him."

Director Fan said with a smile: "You can do it if you want. Do you think these dogs are all yours..."

Before he could finish his words, the group of dogs actually rushed towards Director Fan.

Director Fan didn't even have time to wipe away the smile on his face. His legs reacted faster than his brain and he ran, shouting as he ran: "Fuck, An Chen, are you really letting them chase me?"

An Chen said innocently, "Sweating during the dog days of summer is good for your health. I'll let the dogs warm you up."

There is nothing else in this village, but dogs are the most numerous.

Originally there were only five or six dogs chasing Director Fan, but later other dogs gradually joined in, and the number increased to more than ten, and then more than twenty.

The villagers in the village only saw their own dogs, and they all ran out and chased a man all over the village.

The scene was spectacular. Not to say that it was a once-in-a-century event, but at least it was something I had never seen since I was a child.

Many people took out their mobile phones and started taking pictures and posting them on WeChat Moments.

Feng Qingyue couldn't help but sigh: "Director Fan's physical strength is comparable to me, who has been doing fitness for more than 30 years. I think it will be no problem for him to run a few more laps."

Duan Xingyu took out his phone and started taking photos while laughing. His expression was so obscene and cocky: "Hehehe."

[Xingxing, please control your facial expression. Your image has collapsed.]

[Hey, Director Fan, have you forgotten that our An Chen is not only popular with people, but also with animals? Why do you have to provoke him? ]

[I feel a little sorry for Mr. Fan. Why did you have to steal Anchen's apples when you are so well off?]

[Maybe they wanted to create some laughs for the netizens. Look at the live broadcast, the effect is really good. ]

The final outcome was that Director Fan, with his legs shaking, agreed to compensate An Chen with two kilograms of apples, and the matter was settled.

This small episode still cannot escape the fate of being wasted.

Ansai waist drum is popular in northern province and is one of the national intangible cultural heritages.

The drum surface is usually made of high-quality cowhide that is more than five years old.

Of course, it is impossible to use cowhide directly. Instead, it needs to be placed in water and soaked with appropriate amounts of alkali, salt and lime.

Soak for three days, then wash it clean and scrape off the cow hair that was not cleaned before.

Making waist drums inevitably involves a lot of noise, so in order not to disturb the villagers, the program crew rented a yard in advance for everyone to use.

The yard is quite big and everyone can make drums in the yard.

As soon as the few people walked into the large vat where the cowhide was soaked, they were overwhelmed by the smell inside.

Everyone pinched their noses and picked up a piece of cowhide.

This smell is not very pleasant to others, let alone An Chen, who has a very sensitive sense of smell.

Duan Xingyu saw that An Chen had the urge to vomit several times, and his face turned visibly pale.