Male protagonist, please think twice, I am a villain and cannot kiss you

It was a farce, Director Fan was embarrassed, but netizens were amused.

After the two people who had been fighting had changed into clean clothes, they had to come back dejectedly to wash the cowhide.

After two hours, everyone finally washed the cowhide clean and hung it out to dry.

Everyone was exhausted and the weather was hot, so when they went back they felt as if all their energy had been sucked out.

As soon as I returned to the yard, I saw Director Fan lying on a rocking chair. The big tree above his head formed a natural parasol, there was a fan blowing behind him, and he was eating iced watermelon and cola next to him.

Compared with the guests who had just washed cowhide and were covered in the stench of cow, that comfortable little life was simply outrageous.

The assistant director asked the staff to bring water to the guests, and after they drank it, he began to read the next task.

Duan Xingyu howled, "We just came back to rest for less than five minutes."

The assistant director said, "We can't help it. The time is tight and the task is heavy. You still have to make drums and learn to dance."

Everyone looked indifferent to life and death, which was really infuriating.

The assistant director was holding the task cards and was about to read the tasks to the guests when he heard the sound of someone eating watermelon next to him.

The assistant director pursed his lips and tilted his head. He poked the other person with his foot speechlessly and whispered, "Just eat it, why are you making noises?"

Director Fan said: "I just made the noise on purpose to tempt them."

Who asked them to mess up the live broadcast?

As expected, it became a hot topic again.

Duan Xingyu riding in the water He Yanshu

Duan Xingyu and He Yanshu fight

Princess Anchen holds He Yanshu

These three hot searches ranked first, third and fifth respectively.

Their program team never gets to appear on the hot searches for positive publicity, but instead appears on more embarrassing and embarrassing hot searches than anyone else.

The assistant director was somewhat speechless and said, "Don't go too far."

After saying that, he winked at them. Didn’t he see the expressions on the guests’ faces?

Director Fan looked at everyone, and all of them looked at him with unfriendly eyes, especially An Chen's, who remembered that he had called a group of dogs to chase him before.

Director Fan then put away his crossed legs and slightly restrained the smug expression on his face.

The assistant director then read out the task.

"Thank you for washing the cowhide this morning. Next we will start making the drum body. In order to help everyone master the method of making Ansai waist drum as quickly as possible, the director team specially invited the most powerful craftsman in An Village, Master Liu Chuanhe. Welcome him."

Following the applause, an old man in his seventies walked out of the room.

Although he looks old, he seems to be in good health and in good spirits.

Liu Chuanhe greeted everyone and said, "Hello everyone, my name is Liu Chuanhe, I am the inheritor of Ansai waist drum, I started learning to make waist drum when I was 14 years old, and it has been 58 years now."

Hearing this age, everyone couldn't help but exclaim in amazement.

Feng Qingyue said: "This time is longer than the time I was born. I admire you for being able to stick to one thing for such a long time."

Traditional skills are becoming less and less common nowadays, and everyone admires from the bottom of their hearts those craftsmen who can stick to traditional skills for many years.

Listen carefully to the story about the relationship between Liu Chuanhe and Ansai waist drum.

Afterwards, Liu Chuanhe began to teach everyone how to make Ansai waist drum.

"The body of the Ansai waist drum is very important and will affect the sound of the drum. We usually use poplar or willow wood because these two types of wood are light and produce the best sound quality. To make the drum body, we have to cut out the wood strips first..."

Everyone was listening attentively, but Duan Xingyu couldn't remember and took notes on his phone.

Seeing this, Fang Kecheng whispered, "Lend it to me to copy later."

After listening to the theoretical knowledge, everyone started to practice.

It is not until we try it that we realize that different professions are like different worlds.

After a whole morning, no one was able to even successfully make the drum piece for the drum body.

After lunch, everyone was tired and wanted to take a rest.

The director team with ill intentions showed up again.

Director Fan smiled and said, "Everyone must be tired. You should take a good rest and take a nap, otherwise you will not have the energy to work in the afternoon."

Duan Xingyu sat on the chair, drooping his shoulders, and said, "Director, just tell me what bad idea you have.

Director Fan said: "What a bad idea! You have misunderstood me."

"Heh." Duan Xingyu tilted his head and asked, "Dad, do you believe it?"

An Chen said: "I don't believe it."

Duan Xingyu said: "Look, even such a kind-hearted An Chen doesn't believe you."

"I don't mean to do anything bad. I just want to tell you that there are three bedrooms in this yard. As everyone knows, beds in the north are basically large bunk beds. Among these three bedrooms, one is smaller and can only sleep three people, while the other two can sleep five and seven people respectively."

An Chen said: "There should be a next step, right?"

Director Fan smiled and nodded, saying, "I was thinking that the two-person room would be for Fang Kecheng, a girl, and the remaining five-person and seven-person rooms would definitely be for you guys. But..."

Director Fan raised his eyebrows and said, "The seven-person room is next to the toilet. It's hot in summer. You know what I mean. Hehe."

Many houses in the north do not have one toilet per room. Most toilets are located outside and are shared by the whole family.

Everyone's faces began to darken.

Fang Kecheng looked at them and said, "The production crew is about to start some fun, but this part seems to have nothing to do with me."

"Who said it doesn't matter? You have to participate too." Director Fan said, "Let's play a little word game. Whether you live in a five-person room or a seven-person room depends on your ability."

Duan Xingyu said: "Tell me, what game is it? Let's die early and be reborn soon."

Director Fan said: "We play a word-connecting game. The first person says the first word, and then everyone else says a word. It must be continuous. Whoever fails to say a word within three seconds loses. The loser goes to sleep in the seven-person room, and the winner goes to sleep in the five-person room."

Duan Xingyu said: "Why? Why don't the five of us just sleep together in a five-person room? Why do we have to go through this?"

Director Fan said bluntly: "For the effect of the show, in order to have material."

Su Huachen said: "Director, you mean that only one person can win?"

Director Fan said, "That's right, so it's exciting. The four losers will go to sleep in a seven-person room that smells like a toilet, and the winner will sleep alone in a five-person room."

The word "sleeping alone" is quite enviable. After all, who knows whether those people who usually look glamorous on TV will fart, grind their teeth, snore, and disturb others' sleep in private.

Feng Qingyue said: "This is too cruel, isn't it? You won't arrange it like this tonight?"

Director Fan said, "That's right, the rooms that have been decided now will also be arranged this way tonight."

Feng Qingyue stroked his forehead and said, "It's over, my neurasthenia is about to come back.

Duan Xingyu leaned on An Chen and said, "I don't care. I'll go to whichever room you go, Dad."

Last time he wanted to sleep in the same room with An Chen, he failed. This time, he finally managed to do so while Fu Er was not around, and he wanted to hold An Chen in his arms as he slept at night.

An Chen, who had been silent the whole time, sat there pursing his lips and thinking about something, then looked up and said, "Director, since you said you wanted a good show effect, why don't we do something big?"

Director Fan asked, "What do you want to do now?"

An Chen smiled and said, "We don't want to compete with ourselves, why don't we compete with your director team?"