Male protagonist, please think twice, I am a villain and cannot kiss you

After Duan Xingyu finished a test paper, he handed it to the side and asked, "Lin Xunzhu, can I take a break for a while?"

Lin Xunzhu said without even looking up, "Take a ten-minute break."

Duan Xingyu bargained: "How about a 20-minute break? This time is not enough for me to play a game."

Lin Xunzhu said: "You still have time to play games? Then it seems that 5 minutes is enough."

Duan Xingyu exclaimed: "What can we do in 5 minutes?"

Lin Xunzhu raised his eyes to look at him and said seriously: "It's enough for you to go to the toilet and solve your physiological needs."

"That's too much. I won't take a break." Duan Xingyu was so angry that he took out another test paper and started working on it.

Lin Xunzhu was correcting papers carefully with a red pen, while Duan Xingyu was doing his test papers with a resentment comparable to that of Sadako.

Lin Xunzhu said: "Duan Xingyu, how about we go out together?"

Duan Xingyu: “…”

He felt like he was hallucinating, and looked up at Lin Xunzhu who was carefully grading the test papers, but the other person didn't even raise his head.

It seems that I have been writing too many test papers recently and I am having auditory hallucinations.

Then continue to do the questions.

"Duan Xingyu, let's go out together?" As soon as I lowered my head, I heard Lin Xunzhu's voice again.

Duan Xingyu looked up and saw Lin Xunzhu still marking the papers seriously.

Duan Xingyu asked: "Lin Xunzhu, did you speak just now?"

"Yeah, I said it."

"What did you say?"

Lin Xunzhu said in a low voice with a guilty conscience: "I want to ask you, how about dating me?"

Duan Xingyu was stunned for a moment, then asked: "Lin Xunzhu, do you have a fever?"

Lin Xunzhu simply stopped what he was doing, looked at him and said, "No."

Duan Xingyu raised his hand to hit him, cursing: "You are not drunk, why are you going crazy here? You are disturbing my Taoism."

Lin Xunzhu reached out and grabbed Duan Xingyu's hand, saying, "Don't hit me, I'm not crazy."

Duan Xingyu looked at him, and then suddenly said, "I understand. Are you dissatisfied with my slowness in doing my homework just now, so you deliberately want to punish me in different ways?"

Lin Xunzhu had no choice but to hand the phone to Duan Xingyu.

Duan Xingyu saw the Taoist priest sent it to him, "I'll show you a message."

As he said this, he handed the message sent by the Taoist priest to Duan Xingyu.

Duan Xingyu took the other party's phone, and when he saw the content of the text message on it, he was a little confused.

Then he looked up at the other person and said, "The Taoist priest is quite good at joking."

Lin Xunzhu said: "The Taoist priest would not joke about such things."

Duan Xingyu sat there and thought about it seriously, then said, "But what the Taoist priest said above is to find someone who truly loves you and likes you to fall in love with. There is no other relationship between us except brotherhood."

"That does make some sense." Lin Xunzhu thought for a moment and said, "How about we both try to cultivate it?"

Duan Xingyu picked up the book and hit Lin Xunzhu on the head, saying, "What the hell is this? We grew up together. If we could really cultivate it, wouldn't we have been a couple a long time ago?"

Looking at the pile of love letters next to him, Duan Xingyu took them and placed them in front of Lin Xunzhu, saying, "There are so many girls who like you. You can choose one from them to cultivate your feelings. Don't forget to treat her well."

Lin Xunzhu: “…”

Looking at the pile of love letters, Lin Xunzhu put the test paper back in front of Duan Xingyu and said, "Do three more test papers tonight."

"..." Duan Xingyu protested: "Why? I protest."

"Protests are futile."

*

half year later.

Last semester, Duan Xingyu made great progress in his academic performance under the guidance of Lin Xunzhu.

After Uncle Duan and Aunt Liu found out, they felt more confident in handing Duan Xingyu over to him.

Since May this semester, the weather has been getting hotter and hotter.

At this time, Lin Xunzhu was sitting under a big tree in the playground. The layers of leaves blocked the sun above his head, bringing a hint of coolness to Lin Xunzhu.

Lin Xunzhu was wearing a white blue-collar sports short-sleeved top and knee-length casual sports pants.

Her smooth thighs were casually placed. It was obviously a simple school uniform, but on Lin Xunzhu, it gave off a different sense of abstinence.

Lin Xunzhu was half leaning on a chair, holding a book in his hand, reading very seriously.

Under the cover of the book "Mathematics", there is a book "Love Manual".

Some time ago, a boy in the third year of high school confessed his love to the girl he liked on the playground, and the two successfully got together.

Afterwards, the boy shared the secret to a successful relationship with his good friend.

Rule 1 of the love manual: When being nice to a girl, don’t just keep talking about this one thing.

For example, when a girl has her period, the wrong example is to tell her to drink more hot water with a worried look on your face.

Correct demonstration: Prepare ginger soup for girls in advance to dispel the cold, prepare a box of painkillers just in case, and prepare hot milk for them before going to bed.

Love Manual Rule 2: ...

Lin Xunzhu was looking at the manual very carefully, studying it item by item.

Finally, in the second unit, the confession item was mentioned.

[When you meet a girl you like, you must be brave to express your feelings. Being hesitant and timid will only make you miss the opportunity...]

Lin Xunzhu looked at the content and hesitated: "Isn't this a bit too impulsive? What if the other party disagrees after I confess my feelings?"

Almost as soon as Lin Xunzhu finished speaking, the chair under his butt collapsed all of a sudden. Lin Xunzhu, who had been immersed in reading a book, was caught off guard and fell backwards.

Two girls who were jogging happened to see this scene, and were a little surprised to see the look of their "male god".

"Student Lin, are you okay?" A girl wanted to go forward to help.

At this time, a flock of birds flew by. Lin Xunzhu had no time to avoid them and could only hold his head with his hands to cover his face.

When Lin Xunzhu took his hand away again, there were few places on his body that were not covered with bird droppings except his face.

The two girls who originally wanted to step forward to help, after seeing this scene, didn't know whether they should step forward or not.

"It's okay, I'll go back to the dormitory and change my clothes." Lin Xunzhu stood up calmly.

He hadn't encountered such a thing for a long time. He could avoid most crises according to the changes in his surroundings. Just now, he was reading too carefully and seriously and didn't have time to notice it.

"I've heard that Lin Xunzhu is handsome, but he has a weird streak and is always unlucky."

"I've heard about it too. Last time, a classmate saw him walking just fine, and suddenly a pothole appeared on the road ahead. But he reacted quickly and didn't fall in."

"Do you think there's something dirty on him?"

"I don't know. I used to like him, but now seeing him like this, I don't dare to like him anymore."

"Me too."

In order to avoid disasters over the years, Lin Xunzhu has specially trained his five senses, and the words of the two girls behind him all reached his ears.

He has gotten used to these words over the years.

But today, when he heard this, he felt inexplicably irritated.