Male protagonist, please think twice, I am a villain and cannot kiss you
Chapter 76: The Spectacular Scene of Chickens Descending the Mountain
[An An baby, mom supports you this time, but your decision is a bit rash. ]
[Judging from the fighting power of the pheasants before, there is still a chance to pull out a chicken feather in one minute. ]
[Sun Yongming is clearly bullying An Chen. This is too much.]
[I always feel that An Chen has a trick up his sleeve. Have you forgotten the incident with the monkey and the white tiger? ]
[That can't be right? Those are just coincidences.]
[Those animals are smarter, so it's normal for them to understand human speech, but it's impossible to make chickens obey. It's unheard of.]
[I see Fu Er has no reaction, this must be something complicated, let's just wait and see.]
Everyone was curious about how An Chen caught the chickens. He looked lazy, but the pheasants were extremely active.
An Chen picked up the iron bowl he had drawn earlier, walked up to Fu Qianxun, and said, "Second brother, can I borrow your iron spoon?"
Fu Qianxun picked up the iron spoon that was placed aside and handed it to An Chen with a smile in his eyes.
An Chen took it and said softly, "Second brother, find a big tree to hide behind."
Fu Qianxun said, "Okay."
He didn't ask why he was asked to hide. He just felt that An Chen would not be blindly confident, so he just had to trust him.
Duan Xingyu thought of what happened with the white tiger and the monkey, and felt that An Chen was really amazing when it came to animals, so he followed suit and found a big tree to hide under.
An Chen looked at everyone and said, "It's better for everyone to hide behind the trees, or use something to block it."
After hearing this, Su Huachen, Fang Kecheng and others all hid under the trees, including the people from the director team.
I don’t know what will happen, but there’s nothing wrong with hiding.
Sun Yongming looked at the group's actions and shook his head, "Exaggerated."
"That's right. They all hid. Are they afraid that a group of chickens will come down the mountain and bite them?" Jiang Zhong praised again, "Teacher Sun is really amazing. He remained calm even when the sky was falling. People who do great things should be as steady as you."
Sun Yongming nodded, obviously enjoying Jiang Zhong's flattery.
An Chen stood in the middle of the mountain road. When the director team said to start the timer, he raised the iron bowl and iron spoon high and knocked them hard a few times.
The iron tools made a 'ping-pong' sound, and the clear sound echoed throughout the valley.
An Chen shouted loudly: "It's time to eat~"
After shouting, knock the bowl twice again.
Jiang Zhong rolled his eyes and said, "This guy is really interesting. He knocked the chickens twice like that. Do you think they can fly over?"
Sun Yongming said: "Young people just love to do this kind of exaggeration..."
As a result, before he could finish his words, he felt the forest shaking, and then a large group of pheasants flew down from the mountain. The black flock of pheasants was flying in the sky, which made people's scalps tingle.
Duan Xingyu's jaw almost dropped, and he was shocked: "Is this a chicken?"
Fang Kecheng shrank his head and said, "Could it be an eagle?"
“Can chickens fly?”
"Theoretically, it can fly, but this is the first time I've seen it."
[This chicken can actually understand the words "It's time to eat"? ]
[It probably didn't understand the words 'It's time to eat', but it must be familiar with the sound of the gong. I saw two large pot lids at the door of the rest hut, and I guess this is what was used to knock before.]
[In ancient times, hundreds of birds paid homage to the phoenix. Now, hundreds of chickens pay homage to the phoenix. No, this is ten thousand chickens paying homage to the phoenix. ]
[Look, there are chickens flying in the sky. ]
[Is this chicken really delicious? I am the only one concerned. The chicken wings must be delicious, especially after such a large amount of exercise. 】
[Did you record a video to add a background music to this part? It feels so good. 】
[Yes, especially the overhead shot looking up at the sky, a group of chickens spread their wings and flew down, as if thousands of fighter jets (chickens) were flying down.]
【Chicken: Not active in eating, has mental problems.】
Sun Yongming and Jiang Zhong, who had not yet realized the danger, were watching the scene in amazement.
Everyone knows that chickens can fly, but in reality chickens are basically kept in captivity and have lost their ability to fly. Only a few can actually fly, let alone seeing them flying down from the top of a mountain in groups like this is quite a spectacular scene.
Everyone was hiding well and sticking their heads out to check, but the two people who had no cover were in trouble.
Without noticing, a chicken landed on Jiang Zhong's head.
He was so scared that he tried to grab the chicken above his head, and danced on the spot, bumping into a tree trunk, leaving a red spot on his forehead and making his head dizzy.
Seeing this, Sun Yongming said disdainfully: "They are just a few chickens, too unstable."
As soon as he finished speaking, something fell on his forehead, wet and sticky.
Sun Yongming had a bad feeling, so he reached out and touched it. When he saw what was on his fingers, his face suddenly darkened and he shouted, "It pooped on my head."
Sun Yongming looked at the chicken with anger in his eyes. Among such a large group of chickens, he could tell at a glance which chicken had done it.
Because all the other chickens rushed down, only this one came back and stared at him.
Yes, Sun Yongming felt the word "stare" from a chicken.
This chicken looks familiar. Is it the one I kicked just now?
Before he could think about it, he saw the chicken flying back. Sun Yongming, who was already feeling disgusted because of the shit on his forehead, was so angry that he cursed.
The pheasant flew over his head, and a cloud of chittering in the air landed precisely into Sun Yongming's mouth as he was cursing.
Sun Yongming's brain was stunned for a second, and then he stood up.
He held onto the tree trunk and vomited.
He reached out his hand to ask someone to bring him some water, but his most loyal Jiang Zhong was still fighting with Ji Da and didn't notice anything.
Sun Yongming wanted to call someone to get him some water to rinse his mouth, but when he opened his mouth, he tasted chicken shit.
I felt so nauseous again that I kept retching and tears came out.
Originally, each guest had a dedicated PD following him, but the scene was too chaotic. One of Sun Yongming's two PDs was squatting with his hands on his head, while the other was hiding with a camera, and did not notice what was happening to Sun Yongming at all.
It was Duan Xingyu who noticed this scene and tried hard not to laugh out loud.
The wicked will have their own old chicken grind.
When Duan Xingyu's PD followed his line of sight and looked over there, Duan Xingyu moved sideways to block the camera in time and said, "Where are you shooting? There's nothing to shoot about these chickens. Just shoot me."
An Chen was standing at the door of the chicken coop, holding an iron spoon and directing: "Come, fly over here, all of you go to the chicken coop, don't worry, take your time."
All the chicken coops in the chicken coop were already open, making it even more convenient for them to enter.
All the chickens went into the coop very quickly and familiarly, and it was obvious that they were used to doing this.
When he wasn't paying attention, a chicken jumped onto Anchen's head and squatted there.
The look was somewhat like an old hen incubating eggs, somewhat funny and somewhat amusing.
Director Fan looked at this scene in shock and almost forgot to start the stopwatch.
It was the assistant director who saw it and reminded him that the time was about to expire, so he quickly pressed the button and shouted, "One minute is up."
As soon as the time was up, An Chen began to close the door of the chicken coop.
But there are still many chickens rushing down and flying towards the chicken coop.
Ke Dahai smiled and said, "I usually use this method to get the chickens to come down the mountain. I didn't expect An Chen to learn it. But the chickens are all flying down. If they are not allowed to enter the chicken coop, I'm afraid they will make trouble."
Ke Dahai stood by, ready to take countermeasures at any time.
Even the staff of the program team realized that chaos might happen and they were all prepared.
But An Chen was seen holding a chicken on his head and blocking the door with an iron spoon. He said to the chickens that wanted to rush over with a puffed face: "Go back."
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