Male protagonist, please think twice, I am a villain and cannot kiss you

Director Fan sat inside a makeshift hut, enjoying the fan, drinking milk tea, and watching the live broadcast comfortably.

Several staff members from the program team nearby also looked relaxed.

It can be seen from the live broadcast room that every group of guests is not feeling well. The stars who have never worked much can hardly adapt to suddenly going to the countryside to do farm work.

The other two groups are slightly better, but the group of An Chen and Duan Xingyu is quite obvious.

The assistant director looked at the lazy An Chen and shook his head, "I really thought An Chen had changed before, but he's still so pretentious. He's being lazy in front of the camera. He's really not pretending at all."

Director Fan said: "This is the kind of topic and popularity we want. Look, the number of people in the live broadcast room has increased again."

The assistant director nodded and said, "Yes, a lot of people suddenly came into An Chen and Duan Xingyu's live broadcast room."

Although they all came to scold An Chen.

Director Fan said, "They both lasted even shorter than I thought. Forget it, send someone to tell the guests that everyone has one chance to ask for help. But once each group asks for help from the program team, the food picked by the program team belongs to the program team, and as a reward, they also need to hand over half of the food they picked."

The assistant director said, "Okay, I'll ask Xiao Hu to talk to them right away."

"Wait a minute, don't forget to tell them that everyone has one chance to seek help, and the emphasis is on everyone."

"clear."

Just as I was about to leave, the monitor came with the news that An Chen said there was a way to pick all the corn in an hour.

This made the assistant director curious and stopped, asking, "How can he finish picking them in an hour without having to do it himself?"

In order to prevent them from using their faces to ask villagers for help, the program team stipulated from the beginning that it was forbidden to ask villagers to help with picking.

Director Fan said, "What can he do? He probably saw that Duan Xingyu was angry and wanted to find a way to delay it. Or maybe he wanted to violate the program regulations and ask the villagers for help."

The assistant director said: "If they really ask the villagers for help, he will probably be disappointed." In order to prevent them from breaking the rules, the program crew informed all the villagers in advance that no one would help them.

Director Fan said, "Let them struggle, and see what they can come up with. Wait until they have finished struggling and understand the difficulties before asking them for help. It will be more valuable then."

The assistant director thought so too. They all wanted to see what An Chen could come up with.

……

On the other side, Duan Xingyu heard An Chen's words and subconsciously asked: "What do you have in mind?"

An Chen nodded, then looked at a tree in the distance, squinted his eyes and said, "See those monkeys in the tree?"

Duan Xingyu narrowed his eyes, put his hand on his forehead to block the sunlight, and said, "So what if I saw it? You don't want to ask monkeys to help pick corn, do you?"

An Chen looked at him and praised him, "How come you are so smart that you can guess this."

Duan Xingyu didn't feel happy after being praised. Instead, he said, "Are you sick? You can come up with such a stupid idea to ask monkeys to help pick corn."

After saying that, he looked at An Chen with disdain and took two steps back. He felt that the closer he got to him, the lower his IQ was.

An Chen did not argue and walked out carrying the basket.

Duan Xingyu wanted to give him some advice, but gave up as soon as he opened his mouth and said, "I don't care about you, you idiot."

Netizens who saw this scene in the live broadcast room also complained.

[An Chen really wants to be famous, he can even think of such a way to attract attention.]

[Stupid people do stupid things. It's unlucky that our brother was assigned to the same group with him. ]

[Actually, monkeys are very smart and can understand human language. Maybe it will work. (dog head.jpg)]

[Let the monkeys help pick corn, what a fool he thought, did he think those monkeys were all his? He let them do whatever he wanted. ]

[If he could really get monkeys to help pick corn, I would eat a pound of shit while standing upside down.]

【I ate two pounds of shit while standing upside down. 】

【I weigh three pounds.】

Director Fan looked at this scene and asked with a rare sense of conscience: "Isn't this task we set too difficult? Look, it's driving An Chen crazy."

"Director Fan, why are you worried too? This is obviously An Chen's new way of grandstanding. If he can really get monkeys to help him do the work, then I will..." The assistant director was about to say something harsh, but he saw a comment on the barrage saying that someone was eating shit while standing upside down. He said directly, "Then I will also eat two kilograms of shit while standing upside down."

Director Fan stepped back a little in disgust and said, "I didn't expect you to have such a hobby."

Deputy director:"……"

Everyone thought An Chen was crazy.

Amid everyone's doubts, An Chen walked out of the cornfield and headed towards the pine trees on the roadside.

Shiming Village is backed by a large forest. There are also many wild monkeys, squirrels, etc. on the mountain, which sometimes run down the mountain.

An Chen stood under the tree, looking at the three monkeys on the tree, took out three corns from the basket, waved at them and said, "Come and eat corns."

The three monkeys jumped down from the tree immediately, and each monkey took a corn. After getting it, they did not run away, but kept rubbing against Anchen.

There was even a monkey that kept trying to get into Anchen's butt.

An Chen knew what the other party wanted to do. When he was a capybara, many animals liked to eat his shit because it contained extremely high protein.

At that time in the zoo, the monkey next door would always sneak over to him and eat his butt. He didn't think it was a problem before, but after becoming a human, An Chen inexplicably felt a little ashamed.

An Chen brought the restless monkey to him and said sternly, "No."

The monkey was not giving up yet and crawled under An Chen's butt again, sniffing constantly. If An Chen hadn't stopped it quickly, it would have pulled down his pants.

An Chen pulled his pants tighter, patted the monkey's head and said, "It's really gone."

After being rejected by An Chen, the monkey showed a slightly lost expression, with some resentment in his eyes.

Monkey: Not at all? Not even a tiny bit.

An Chen pulled up his pants, squatted down again and touched its head, shook his head to indicate that it had nothing, and consoled it: "No, it has nothing, but I have corn. If you help me, I will treat you to corn, okay?"

"Squeak, squeak."

An Chen said, "I need to pick a lot of corn. If you have any family or friends, please ask them to come and help me. After I finish picking, I will give each of you monkeys two corns, okay?"

"Squeak, squeak, squeak."

All three monkeys were dancing and rubbing Anchen frantically.

An Chen touched the head of each monkey again, and the three monkeys left reluctantly.