The fake daughter is bound to the mountain king system

There is no blood resurrection, but there is blood suppression.

Even though the mountain wolf cub's fur and claws are soft, it hurts when it hits a tiger.

778 The cat pretended to be a wolf and squatted on top of the tiger's head: [I am a farming system, not a spiritual energy recovery system! ]

“Uh-huh…” the little girl responded perfunctorily.

All the members of the "Mountain Survival" program crew, along with the garbage they left on the mountain, had been packed up by the mountain beasts and driven down the mountain. They happened to run into Director Liu and others calling for support, and they threw themselves into the arms of the police uncle with tears and snot.

For the Forestry Bureau survey team, they found the tiger and rescued it... or rather, they caught a group of desperate hikers, so this survey can be considered a successful conclusion.

After Director Liu made the call, he led the evacuation.

Qi Yaoxing and three guys with exposed arms and ankles walked in the middle, Director Liu was in the lead, and Yu Jiao was in charge of holding the tiger's ears and following behind.

She caught a glimpse of a dark mass on the arms of the three people, and when she looked closely, she found that it was a leech. Yu Jiao: "..."

After calling a halt to the team, Yu Jiao frowned as she watched Director Liu deal with three people who were half-infested by leeches. She then silently crossed out her career plan at the Forestry Bureau.

She really can't do this...

After coming down the mountain, Qi Yaoxing and the other two returned to the group from "Mountain Survival". What awaits them is a lesson and a reckoning - after all, 778 sent all the clips of the live broadcast materials that showed acts of destroying vegetation, throwing garbage and cigarette butts, etc. to the mailbox of the responsible unit, ahem, commonly known as reporting.

Yu Jiao teased: "Didn't you say that Luo Jue's random reporting was irresponsible?"

As a data life, 778 has its own operating logic: "Although Xiaoder is not a human being, the fault is not in reporting, but in the way he used the report."

According to its operating logic, people who do wrong should bear the corresponding consequences, and reporting simply skips the human investigation process in advance.

Rounding it off, it's doing good things~

In response, a host agreed and promised to reward the 50-pound kitten with a pot of Ran Yi fish sashimi~

The search and rescue team rushed over and hurriedly took a group of people away.

The remaining Director Liu and the others stared at the Siberian tiger hesitantly: "...So, anesthesia?"

The Forestry Bureau plans to first give the tiger a physical examination, then install an external locator to track it for a period of time, and then retrieve it after understanding the tiger's range of activities and making sure it poses no threat to the villages at the foot of the mountain.

All these operations can only be performed under the condition that the tiger does not resist. Generally, anesthesia is used to make the tiger unconscious from a distance, and then several strong men (Fang Shu Xiaolin: cough) carry the tiger down the mountain.

But now Tiger was standing behind their consultant Xiao Yu with a frown on his face, not stepping out of line.

He walked down the mountain by himself, so is it okay without anesthesia?

"... Let's use anesthesia."

Yu Jiao said quietly but insistently. She pressed the tiger's ears and explained, "After all, it is a wild animal. It just tried to attack humans. It's better to be safe."

She couldn't trust the big tiger.

This is a middle-aged tiger who is determined to become a Qiongqi. What if it bites someone first and we have to offer a human sacrifice to Feng Lan?

Taking advantage of the fact that the tiger couldn't understand human language, Yu Jiao and Director Liu conspired in front of the tiger, grabbed the tiger's ears and put it on the van, and gave it an anesthetic injection.

The tiger's butt shook and it slowly fell down. The Siberian tiger: ???

People doing things? !

Yu Jiao clapped her hands and got on the car, holding the wolf cub who had fallen asleep due to overeating, and chatted with the system cat: [I found that the big tiger was going towards the ghost car and the ancient tree. I was still not very reassured. It turned out that it was just the middle school tiger acting. ]

[This is the mountain of the mountain god, how can it be unstable? ]

778 is already a mature system cat. Even if the mountain god is sleeping, it will not say bad things to the wolf in front of him. [Don't worry about that! Host, look, your title has changed from green to blue! Wow, on human social platforms, you are still called the New Era Wu Song! ]

Yu Jiao:?

[Also, the fact that "Mountains and Wilds" is damaging the environment and endangering rare plants and animals has already attracted attention. It has been confirmed that it will be fined, but it is not yet certain whether it will be removed from the shelves. Host, you can help your sister Scarlett solve her competitors in the mountains! ]

Yu Jiao:? ?

[And more, host!] 778 was talking happily, and the database suddenly gurgled, [In the original world, Luo Yaoyao wanted to pick fruits after "Mountain Survival" became popular. Now, let alone fruits, the roots of the tree seem to be broken. Woohoo, host, you have searched for the enemy in the void again and strangled the lucky heroine's neck. Host, you deserve to be blamed...]

Yu Jiao: ???

She said slowly and confusedly: "Again? Taking the blame?"

……

At first, the audience attracted by the 24-hour live broadcast just thought it was a show about handsome men and beautiful women in the wilderness... No, it was a wilderness survival show, which was a little interesting, but not much.

However, the production team of "Mountain Survival" came up with a unique idea and created a popularity PK competition system among twenty personal live broadcast rooms.

The popularity is linked to the future resources of these twenty handsome men and beautiful women. What is the difference between this and a training system?

So the audience who likes to cultivate the culture came.

Twenty of them, these are twenty handsome men and beautiful women with different personalities and unknown professional backgrounds, but all of them have great looks. They are perfect for live streaming, and they are also the best in terms of weirdness, beauty and affectation. In addition to their beautiful faces, they also have the mind to stir up trouble.

So those who wanted to have fun spread the word and flocked into the live broadcast room.

Otherwise, how can it be said that this is a program related to the lucky heroine?

It's a temporary group with a lot of money. The planning is all copied, and the process depends entirely on the guests' own cues. As a result, the traffic comes naturally.

Just wait for Luo Yaoyao to finish filming, and then accept the invitation of Male No. 3 to pick peaches.

But it just happened.

All this preparation for Luo Yaoyao went in the opposite direction when the staff threw away the first plastic packaging and cigarette butt and the guests ate the first nest of rare bird eggs.

There are many clips circulating on the internet after a bamboo leaf triggered the snake to go on a rampage.

There were clips of a girl pinning a tiger down with one hand, people coldly reminding people to be careful when entering the mountains, and cats and dogs covering their eyes to prevent them from looking at their butts. The most popular clips were all about the same person... Then, following the girl's tag, they entered another live broadcast that had just started a 24-hour live broadcast, where a group of young men with eight-pack abs were sweating profusely in the fields.

Melon-eating people:!

Qi Yaoxing also:!

Cherish and cherish the fact that he has saved his own clip - although it is a clip of picking bamboo leaves and catching a snake, but it got traffic and the person didn't die. What do you call this?

If you survive a catastrophe, you will be blessed later!

I went into "Return to the Fields!" again and saw a familiar figure with bare chests, like a simple farmer, but simple yet exceptionally beautiful. I couldn't help but pick up my phone: "Wow... Qi Yuanqi, are you still a brother? You didn't tell me that your show was missing someone! How rude!"

Little did he know that a young man was happily packing up his things, preparing to go to Shoushan Village to work as a laborer.

Yu Jiao crossed her arms and circled the big Maine Coon cat three times, narrowing her eyes: "Confess and be lenient, resist and be strict."

"Tell me what you and Feng Lan are hiding from me."

"……Meow."

Well, there are quite a lot of things that are hidden from the host. 778 hesitated to speak, and felt that this little cat was so weak, pitiful and helpless.

Damn it, is the mountain god sleeping on purpose?