The fake daughter is bound to the mountain king system

"Meow ow!"

Unaware that her miraculous live-streaming video would soon overwhelm the hostile public opinion, Yu Jiao's travel preparations encountered new problems.

The golden brown Maine Coon whimpered: [QAQ I want to go to Antarctica, and I want to eat Antarctic cod! ]

How can you only bring the stinky mountain god...

Well, I didn’t dare say this out loud.

Crying loudly, 778 jumped onto Yu Jiao's legs, stood up on its hind legs, and cried on Yu Jiao's face like a face-hugging cat.

Yu Jiao: "Ahhh, I ate... cat hair..."

Yu Jiao tried to stroke the cat's fur in a panic. After finally picking the cat up, she saw two deep red plum blossom marks on the cat's legs.

778 didn't stop even when he was placed on the blanket: "Meow meow meow~ meow meow~"

Cabbage, the ground is yellow~

Feng Lan, who was holding a cup of tea—the thick version with milk and sugar—had already restored his handsome godly attire of a wide-sleeved long robe in order to help investigate the loss of luck of two mountain dwellers, Yu Nian and Yu Yao. Hearing the voice, he lowered his eyes and glanced at it: "You can only go by checked baggage."

778 choke.

778 refused to accept: [I can also pretend to be a doll! ]

Feng Lan looked at it again, retracted his gaze, drank the milk tea in the cup, and put it down silently.

The next second, the human-shaped mountain god disappeared, and a small green snake on the table raised its head and hissed, then swam to Yu Jiao and hung on her wrist. Its round body paused, and it slowly grew two small claws to hold its tail.

The perfect emerald monster snake bracelet appeared!

No breathing, no space occupied, rich security inspection experience!

778:"……"

Lost.

Fortunately, Yu Jiao has an equal preference for the little snake and the little cat. She hugged the cat and coaxed it, "It's okay. Cats are liquid animals and don't take up much space~"

Feng Lan: "But it weighs 51 kilograms."

Yu Jiao: “…”

778:"……"

778 was understandably furious. What’s wrong with a cat being a little fat?

Kittens are cute only when they are chubby!

Yu Jiao immediately thumped the mountain god snake. Feng Lan: “%￥@*&…”

The mountain god snake was dizzy.

Yu Jiao patted her chest and assured that she was strong enough to run around the mountain three times while holding 778. Even if 778 weighed 778 pounds, he was still her beloved kitten! 778 never disliked Yu Jiao when she was a fat girl, and Yu Jiao certainly wouldn't dislike when she was chubby.

The big cat Tuanzi's fluffy fur became smooth again, but after rubbing against each other and acting cute, 778 still chose to live in the host's brain.

[This is more convenient, but we are in a hurry! ]

778 consoled the host: [There must be animals in Antarctica. When the time comes, I will ask the mountain god to borrow some for me, and then I can eat Antarctic cod! ]

Yu Jiao was excited, "Yes, just like when you turned into a little lynx before~"

The problems before the trip were solved happily.

The one thousand acres of land in front of the courtyard has been systematically transformed after transplanting rice seedlings and has become a rice field suitable for two harvests in one field. After incorporating the Ranyi fish hybrid fry that Yu Jiao put in early at the instigation of 778, it can perfectly realize mechanical automation operation. This is a new fish farming game that Yu Jiao likes very much!

But now the rice fields can only be entrusted to the laborers in the field huts.

Carrying a travel bag, Yu Jiao handed a stack of wages paid in advance to the leader Chen Sirui, reluctantly saying, "Be sure to pay attention to the water level, don't let the fish die from the sun... Just put out the bait once every three days..."

Chen Sirui hurriedly took notes and nodded vigorously.

The others, who had never heard the boss say so many words at once, were also shocked, fearing that when the boss came back from exorcism, their fish would be killed - yes, they had already determined that it was an evil spirit - so they did not dare to be careless and took notes with full concentration.

After Yu Jiao finished speaking, she patted their strong biceps and signaled "work hard", then looked at the twenty memos with satisfaction and turned away.

Suddenly, Xia Qi slapped his head and said, "Ah, did I forget to tell the boss that the live broadcast room was open this morning...?"

Everyone looked at each other, "...It should be okay?"

"There were more than 10,000 people in the live broadcast room before, and they were all idle. There was not a single comment."

"Yes, nowadays it is not allowed to spread feudal superstitions on the Internet, so it shouldn't cause too much trouble."

"Hey, Zhong Xiao, your accent has been assimilated!"

The older boys only have an attention span of three seconds, and soon they are back to their daily fights, full of energy as if they were free-range huskies and going to work.

At this time, Yu Jiao, with a snake on her wrist and a cat in her head, stepped into the entrance of the Langlangshan Breeding Base.

Yu Jiao touched the jade buckle on her neck seriously, stared at the vortex that appeared out of nowhere and swallowed her saliva: "...Can this really lead to the Xijing God's Tomb?"

Mountain God Snake: "Hiss."

Try it.

Yu Jiao choked: "...Will I die if I try?"

Having said that, Yu Jiao still stepped into the whirlpool based on her trust in her mountain god who had never harmed her.

……

Beijing, Panjiayuan.

As dusk fell, Lin Zui closed the door of the shop, looked back, and stopped in his tracks, "You..."

He was speechless, "Erzai, do you know what you look like?"

On a hot day, Yu Nian wrapped himself in a blanket with only his face exposed. He looked around furtively and asked in a sneaky way, "What does it look like?"

Lin Zui: "... after all, he doesn't look like a human."

Yu Nian: "Shhhhhh!!! Don't talk about these supernatural things during the devil's hour... Damn it, I said the word ghost, it's over!"

Superstitious to the extreme...

Lin Zui was very disdainful of the fact that Yu Nian had changed from a proud antique shop owner to a quilt sealer after he had acquired the physique to fall flat on the ground. The righteous martial arts inheritor went up to him and pulled him: "If you keep using the quilt and turning on the air conditioner, you will have to pay for all the electricity bills--"

Yu Nian struggled: "Hey, hey, hey, don't pull my quilt - I just lost hundreds of thousands of dollars of antique display cabinets and you are arguing with me about a few hundred dollars of electricity bill. Are you brothers?"

But how could he, a physically weak guy who relied on his eyesight for a living, possibly be better than Lin Zui, who had bulging biceps?

I had no choice but to admit defeat and beg for mercy, "No, no, no! Sanzai, I called you brother! Really, I feel a chill on my back... Really, really, now is the devil's hour, I won't cover myself with the quilt in two hours~"

Lin Zui sneered: "There are no ghosts in the world——"

Knock knock, knock knock.

The two of them suddenly fell silent and pricked up their ears.

I could only hear the faint knocking sound coming from far away, knock, knock, then pause for half a minute, then knock, knock again...

In the dark shop, Yu Nian's eyes were filled with panic: Who would knock on the door four times? It must be a ghost!

Lin Zui silently burrowed into his quilt and replied with a look: Shut up! Don't say that word!

Yu Nian: “…”

Wake up, we are making eye contact!

Just when he was feeling extremely angry and didn't know whether he should respond to the knock on the door, Yu Nian saw the tightly closed door creak and then slowly, slowly be pushed open by a bloodless hand.

The knocks on the door, sometimes loud and sometimes soft, turned into a sad female voice:

"Second...I...am so miserable...ah..."

"You... open the door..."