The fake daughter is bound to the mountain king system

When the first mountain flower bloomed, Shoushan Village, which had been closed for half the winter, welcomed its first guest from afar this year.

The young man with smiling eyes walked with an unreliable aura. He led people through the streets, waved and greeted the uncles, aunts, grandpas and grandmas in the village, snatched food and played with dogs, and then took people to his home in a nonchalant manner.

"Here, a boutique B&B that gives you a home-like feeling."

"…Is this your home?"

The guest who came from afar was speechless and choked up, and exposed it bluntly.

He had an even more gay temperament than the young man with smiling eyes, but his dark circles under his eyes and haggard face gave him away.

"Hey, hey, if you need a favor, don't be so irritated. Got it?"

"……Understand."

The aggrieved look of the young man with dark circles under his eyes was really funny. Yu Nian patted his shoulder with great joy and said, "Okay, now that we are here, follow the local customs and be peaceful and calm, Xiao Wei."

Xiao Wei, the defending champion, twitched his lips.

There is nothing good to say about people who have no ideals.

Fortunately, Yu Nian heard what he was complaining about, otherwise he would have asked him bluntly: Is your ideal to be a rich woman's gigolo? You look so haggard now, and you don't seem to have any ideals!

He put away his luggage, washed his face, and looked for Yu Nian again: "When will you take me to see the master?"

"This..."

After a while, Yu Nian had already taken out a piece of beef from somewhere and was slicing it.

Hearing this, the knife in his hand was shining with cold light, and he did not stop. "Wait for another two or three days. Oh, by the way, our village is piloting a rural homestay this year - yes, it is a tourist village with a deeper level than a farmhouse. The number of people admitted is limited to ensure the wild fun. I'll give you a back door. You can have a seven-day tour for only 999."

Defending: “…But I’m already here, why should I pay?”

Do I have to pay the ticket again?

He doesn't look like a stupid rich man.

Yu Nian was already throwing seasoning into the beef slices. He casually picked up the powder, which was hard to tell what it was, and threw it in without making any sound. The defending champion frowned as he watched.

This thing...will it really taste good?

"It's okay if you don't pay." The cook, sensing the questioning gaze, laughed again, "Then go out and play, and come back at mealtime. Oh, and remember to pay for the food, or you won't have anything to eat."

"……Oh."

The defender turned around and walked out speechlessly.

He wanted to see if not paying and paying could be two different modes...?

"Huh."

There was no one else in the chef's happy room, so Yu Nian kneaded the beef slices and put them aside to marinate.

After washing his hands, he took out his phone and checked the time: "Why did you go out for so long this time... You really make me worry."

"hehe."

An old but vigorous laugh came from the corner of the first floor, and the fourth uncle looked at Yu Nian with a puzzled look.

She focused on his yellow hair that was dyed light brown with tin foil and snorted, "It's better than some of those grandsons! They stay away from home all day, leaving me alone in the village, and never bother to find a wife and give me a child to enjoy... Humph!"

Yu Nian: “…………”

Yu Nian corrected him for the one hundred and eighth time: "Grandpa, the generations are messed up this time."

Grandpa is his father's father, and the grandson that Grandpa enjoys playing with is him, not his invisible children!!

Yu Nian lowered his head in grief and anger: "Grandpa, if you want to enjoy your grandchildren, I can do that too..."

Uncle Si: "...Go, go, go! Get out of here!!!"

Humph.

The fourth uncle turned around and left. What's the use of having this grandson? He might as well go out and play as a tourist.

Watching Grandpa eagerly go out to play, Yu Nian shook his head, "Really... cough." Perhaps complaining about his own child's immorality, the young man changed the subject, "Why hasn't Jiaojiao come back yet?"

…Is it moral enough to complain about your sister?

Looking at the familiar and brilliant mountain scenery outside the window, Yu Nian sighed subconsciously, "It's been a year."

A year has passed since I left Huating at the end of last winter and returned to the village to find that the mountain flowers were quietly blooming. My overly quiet sister was waiting for me in the yard.

Last New Year was the second year that my sister spent in the village. Second brother Yu took his younger brother and sister to... Aunt Zhen's house to eat the high-quality New Year's Eve dinner that eldest brother Yu Jin had airlifted back... Second brother, the chef who originally wanted to show off his skills, was choked up, which made everyone laugh.

Well, Yu Nian thinks it’s nothing, at least my sister smiled sincerely, not embarrassing QAQ

Yu Ersanliu did not mention the departure of a certain mountain god, but his sister, who was always concerned about him, might not be able to stand their being too clingy - living in a small courtyard and camping on the ground with his sister in the snow is not considered clingy, right? Lin Sange said.

...Unable to bear it any longer, the seventh sister took the initiative to tell them what happened.

The point is that Feng Lan is just leaving temporarily, she is not dead, don't treat her like a widow =A=

The three brothers and sisters made a joke and were very embarrassed.

But in a sense, the younger sister cheered up because of her older and younger siblings’ jokes, which was a worthwhile sacrifice.

Later, Yu Jiao talked with Tang Cai, who came to pay New Year's greetings and to learn about the situation, for a few hours, and then resumed her normal life, sowing seeds, rescuing small animals that inexplicably spawned in the backyard, checking in at the Forestry Bureau, and occasionally following the team into the mountains... But apart from these times, Yu Nian couldn't find his sister most of the time.

Later, Yu Yao secretly took Yu Nian and Lin Zui to the mountain temple, and saw her sister sleeping against the statue.

"Meow~"

The sticky meow of a cat interrupted Yu Nian's memories, and his face fell: "...My darn Qiqi cat ancestor, isn't Jiaojiao not back yet? Jiaojiao can't eat the fresh meat jerky I made today!"

The fat Maine Coon's big tail slapped Yu Nian's calf, as if saying: Eat now!

"Hey."

Yu Nian laughed angrily, and picked up the cat, which weighed 60 kilograms and was as big as a big dog in the village. Of course, it was the front half of the body. The golden brown Maine Coon stretched out into a long and wide strip. He rubbed the cat's belly, "Got it, I'll do your portion first, okay?"

After rubbing the cat crazily and absorbing its cute energy, the second brother started to make honey beef jerky with full enthusiasm.

The big cat Tuanzi, who didn't know that he was licking the fur behind him frantically but couldn't lick it smoothly because the fur was too long and too dense, rolled his eyes at him elegantly.

Stupid cook!

Do you understand what the bond between the host and the system is? Doesn't a cat know better than you when the host will come back?

Here, Yu Nian put on an apron and started working part-time.

The tourists there were strolling around, looking at the village buildings, cats, dogs, rabbits, cows, chickens, and sheep...

No, the buildings are all in the same style. It is normal to see traces of repairs and renovations in subtle places. After all, it is impossible that this village was built for rural entertainment from the beginning. The style must have been unified later.

But, are all the animals in this village free-range?

On the roadside...there wasn't any indescribable excrement found on the roadside.

It's impossible that all these animals can go to the toilet at a fixed place? Even if they can really learn it with their intelligence, why bother?

Anyway, you have to eat it in the end...

The defender was thinking aimlessly and began to feel sleepy, the kind of sleepy that he could fall asleep if he sat down on the side of the road.

Thinking about the reason why he and Yu Nian came here, he forced himself not to sleep.

Since it is a tourist village, there should be some entertainment activities, right? With this thought in mind, the defender looked around and locked onto an energetic old man——

According to his experience of learning how to hook up with rich women, this kind of spiritual uncle would definitely be happy to teach him as long as he had a better attitude.

Well, of course, it’s a negative experience.

The defender learned from this that when facing a rich woman, don’t teach her any tricks at any time…

Wei Mian walked towards the old man.

Wei Mian showed a polite and good young man's smile, and greeted and asked for directions: "Uncle, I am a tourist here. Is there anything to do near your village?"

The old man walked forward slowly.

The old man didn't answer, as if he didn't see him.

The defending champion frowned: Could it be that the old man is presbyopic?

He attacked again. Just now, to show courtesy, he attacked from the flank. This time, he chose to attack head-on: "Sir..."

The defending champion stopped the old man.

The old man didn't stop.

The old man hit his chest muscle!

Defending: “…”

uncle:"……"

The old man rubbed his eyes in disbelief and looked around.

Then he muttered to himself, "Pfft! Don't blame me if you are weird, don't block my way, I am not someone you can mess with!"

After that, he was so afraid of not being able to avoid it, that he didn't even focus his eyes on the defending champion, and he ran away in a hurry as if he was avoiding some invisible obstacle.

Defending:?

Defending: “…”

The young man began to wonder if there was something wrong with the old man's eyes or with him?

...can't think too deeply.

However, when Wei Mian stopped two seemingly amiable aunts and wanted to ask the same question, he saw that the two aunts walked straight past him as if they had not heard anything, without even a step away.

It looks like he doesn't exist at all!!!

The defender felt his hair stand on end. The more he looked at the picturesque village, the more frightened he felt.

However, when he looked back, he felt that everywhere looked the same. He could not remember which intersection he came from. He followed his intuition and chose an intersection to go around. He found that there were three more forks in the road. He could not go back to find Yu Nian!!!

Defending: “…”

Defending: “Ahhhhhhhhh!!!”

The young man with dark circles under his eyes screamed and ran away in a panic.

Aunt Zhen and her little sisters passing by: "..."

The fourth uncle who turned back: "..."

The uncle who was driving the cattle out of the house leaned over to take a look and said, "Wow, he's running pretty fast. Is this the young man that Sanzai mentioned who didn't pay the tour fee and insisted on going for the immersive script-killing style?"

Uncle Si took out the hidden earphones in his ears and squinted at Uncle Dahao: "Dahao has a really good memory. He remembers the script so clearly."

Uncle Dahao: “…”

Uncle Si, is it possible that it’s because I’m a generation younger than you?

"Dad! Sigong! Aunt Zhen! I'm back! Can I really be the DM for the script killing at home--"

"Ahhh, Uncle Hao, let me go first! I'm really good at pretending to be a ghost~"

"I've already told you this is a rural resort, not a haunted house!" Uncle Hao scolded the two kids with a stern face, but the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up wildly, "Hey, why didn't you tell Dad you were going home? Dad asked you to take a four-wheeler to pick you up~"

"Dad, please forgive us~"

"Oh? Let me tell you why I spared you?"

"Hahahahaha! Sigong, you're here too! Aunt Zhen, Aunt Xiu, you guys are deliberately blocking Sigong, right~"

Young and old were laughing and playing together.

Shoushan Village is no longer a village where only middle-aged and elderly people guard the mountain, waiting day after day for their children to come home to see them for a few days during the holidays.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Well, when the villagers were having a great time, the defending champion, who didn’t get the Rural Music GPS positioning (villager NPC identifier~) because he didn’t pay the ticket fee, fled all the way, and everyone he met seemed to ignore him.

He was sleepy and tired, and felt that the whole village was filled with ghosts.

In a panic, I suddenly saw a small temple that was not luxurious but looked grand.

The defending champion was overjoyed and ran over there timidly.

When he entered the door and saw the statues with golden carvings, coiled dragons and the curling incense, he could no longer hold back and knelt down on the cushion and gasped for breath.

"..."

The unique fragrance of the temple dispelled the cold feeling, and even the thing that had been bothering him for some time seemed to be afraid to act rashly.

In the coldest season of late spring, Wei Mian knelt in front of the incense burner and felt the warmth coming out from between his bones.

After calming down, he saw some incense sticks neatly placed on the side. They looked like they were hand-rolled and not perfectly shaped. He crawled over and lit three of them, devoutly offering a little gratitude to this unknown land? Mountain God?

"But why does this incense stutter? Would you really not mind receiving this kind of incense..."

The defender inserted the incense into the incense burner, raised his eyes and saw the smooth face of the deity and the eye-catching golden-red silk blindfold on the face. He wanted to vent his complaints in the deserted temple, "What kind of quirk is this blindfold... Damn it, this can't be a wild temple..."

"I heard that although praying in a wild temple is effective at the moment, it will cost a higher price later..."

"But it's better than the ghost temple... Well, no, you can't say that word."

"But anyway, blindfold play is still too advanced for the temple..."

“Ahead of time?”

"Of course, male dignity is hurt." The defender muttered, judging by himself, unless it was a super rich woman, or he met his true love, otherwise he would not want to play this kind of game -

Wait, isn't he the only one in the temple?

So the female voice that spoke to him was...

Defending: “…”

Defending: "Ghost aa ...

His overly exhausted body finally fainted as he wished after being frightened repeatedly.

puff.

The muffled sound of falling made the girl with messy hair sleeping behind the tall altar stick half of her head out suspiciously. Yu Jiao, who had already recognized the defending champion, was surprised: "You are not that bad in the Xijing Ancient Tomb...?"

Does courage decrease over time?

The puzzled girl dusted off her clothes and walked out, thinking that the mountain temple should also be equipped with a vacuum cleaner. She glanced at the corner of her eye -

His eyes met with the beautiful woman in translucent red who floated out from the defending champion.

Yu Jiao: “…”

Apia: “…”