The fake daughter is bound to the mountain king system

The girl who was in a hurry to eat melons chose to run away secretly, but maybe her speed was too inhuman. When she returned to the courtyard and looked from a distance, she saw that there were only the director and a few staff members talking in the open space where the program was recorded.

The melon owners haven't come back to cut the melons yet.

Yu Jiao was not disappointed. She walked towards the courtyard gate, muttering to Feng Lan all the way: "Don't think I can let you go just because you pretend not to understand. You have to wash the dirty clothes."

I don't know where the mountain god learned to speak half-sentences.

After chasing for three mountains without being able to find out what was going on, Yu Jiao was instead dragged by Feng Lan into a nest of porcupines' home and was forced to serve as a midwife for the porcupine mother.

"Hehe," Yu Jiao got angry when she thought about it, "Are you the mountain god or am I the mountain god?"

They were clearly the elderly, the weak, women and children in the mountain god's jurisdiction, but he actually ordered his believers to deliver babies... Huh.

It seems normal for the mountain god to command his followers...

The mountain wolf howled and continued to pretend to be a dog.

Yu Jiao was so angry that she rubbed the wolf's head angrily, and then she grabbed the wolf's neck and fur and pushed the wolf against the door frame of the small courtyard. She said arrogantly and domineeringly to the wolf behind her ears, who was full of confusion: "Haha, you have successfully attracted my attention."

As he spoke, he tried hard to raise one corner of his mouth, imitating an evil smile.

But just as she was about to proudly ask the Internet Addiction Mountain God whether she had learned it well, the door of the courtyard suddenly opened.

Ok? ? ?

No way, Yu Jiao thought desperately, and turned her head with a stiff neck, looking into the eyes of Liu Sijia and Aunt Zhen.

Liu Sijia: “…”

Aunt Jane: “…”

Yu Jiao: "Ha, haha, I think I've encountered a ghost...?"

The voices grew smaller and smaller, and the air was filled with the aura of social death.

The mountain wolf closed his eyes, unable to bear to watch any longer.

The possessed little girl was pulled back to the courtyard by her considerate sister and aunt, and a thin beef patty was stuffed into her left hand and a glass of iced strawberry juice was stuffed into her right hand.

The strawberry juice and the little girl's cheeks are exactly the same shade.

So cute woooo.

Liu Sijia looked at it several times and was dizzy with cuteness. She liked the dog that only ate, did nothing to guard the house and couldn't bark much more.

Aunt Zhen was kind enough to eat pie and chat with Yu Jiao: "Jiao Jiao, did you have fun out there? Your second brother is really a fool. He actually let you go out by yourself. How unsafe it is."

"happy."

Yu Jiao blushed and raised her head, and replied in a low voice: "It's nearby, I brought a dog with me, it's very safe."

Of course she couldn't tell Aunt Zhen that she was going out to look for tigers, as that would cause the elders to nag her... So she made the excuse that she had lived in the village for so long and was familiar with the place, so it was time to go for a walk around the area.

"Good good."

Aunt Zhen has always trusted Yu Jiao, and she felt relieved to hear her say that. She said with relief, "That's right, you should run around when you are young. If you want to revitalize new agriculture, you don't have to stay in the fields every day. You still have your second brother."

Yu Jiao: “Huh?”

How did it suddenly become about revitalizing new agriculture? And isn’t it a bit too frequent to use my second brother so conveniently?

The cheap sister felt guilty for a second.

But the one who felt more guilty was Liu Sijia. Well, she couldn't really be considered guilty. Liu Sijia waited for Aunt Zhen to enthusiastically make strawberry milk, and whispered to Yu Jiao, "To make a show... you always have to make a big deal..."

This was Liu Sijia's first time writing a variety show, so she was very uncertain about the theme of "Return to the Fields!" and wrote it in a lofty and profound way.

“I’m not sure if it will show, but your high-tech field management system is already very impressive.”

Liu Sijia said so.

Yu Jiao: "...but I'm just a new farmer?"

Liu Sijia: Woohoo, the little girl is so cute, and the novice farmer who can role-play with the dog is super cute~

The capable hipster went completely crazy, the novice farmer encountered the hipster's uncontrollable face-rubbing attack, and was dragged to see the beautiful skirts that the hipster had collected during his business trips in the past two months, and was also forced to become Aunt Zhen's seasoned fresh milk taster.

When I tasted the watermelon flavor, I remembered: Ah, I need to eat watermelon!

The little girl stood up for a second, then slowly wilted. She could watch Scarlett's material, but she could only rest for one day.

however.

778's anxious voice sounded in his mind: [Host! Come and save me! Someone wants to take me away ah ah ah——]

Yu Jiao:!!!

In the open space between the small courtyard in the west of the village and the small dilapidated house with the five words "Return to the Fields" on it, the athletes who have finished the wild vegetable picking competition are competing against each other for the share of asset distribution.

That’s right, the 110,000 yuan fund is not divided equally. What’s the point of dividing it equally?

The athletes who don't want to work two jobs are so excited that they are determined to grab the share of funds that allow them to carry out their activities normally without working!

However, while the young people were getting excited, the atmosphere among the seniors who were taking a break while finishing their own recordings was not so exciting, and could even be considered condensed...

Long Xiaohu, who usually has a lovable smile on his face, had a blank expression on his face as he sat in the corner playing with his phone.

Zhou Xingkai, who was gentle and steady but had been waiting by Zhang Feiwan's side the last time, and Gu Qingqin got together.

And Zhang Feiwan, who seemed to be isolated...

Zhang Feiwan had dyed her hair into a gray wolf's tail and was wearing a work suit. She was leisurely talking to Xie Tiannan and occasionally smiled.

All the staff members of the program team, both male and female, intentionally or unintentionally stared at the goddess who represents three generations: themselves, her parents, and her children, with bright eyes, vying overtly and covertly to seize the opportunity to give the goddess iced, slightly sugared, freshly squeezed juice - they are so meticulous!

isolated?

It was she who isolated the other three juniors.

No matter whether it is a greasy man or a pretentious man, I have no interest in playing along, and I will expose them elegantly and handsomely.

Xie Tiannan had no choice but to advise in a low voice: "Aunt, they just want to take advantage of the popularity..."

Zhang Feiwan: "Don't you want the show effect?"

Xie Tiannan: “…”

what.

As he was thinking, his ears keenly caught the sound of a cat's cry, followed by Gu Qingqin's voice: "This cat is really well raised."

Xie Tiannan was stunned and turned his head to look.

Gu Qingqin grabbed the familiar golden brown Maine Coon cat and forcefully touched it all over. Perhaps because it was afraid of people, the cat struggled and then its body became stiff, and it meowed in fear.

Oh no! Xie Tiannan was afraid that the cat would get stressed, so he quickly called someone over.

The staff member then went over and quietly reminded: "Teacher Gu, this is a villager's cat, it's better not to scratch it randomly, or you will get scratched."

A very tactful suggestion.

But Gu Qingqin raised her eyes and looked at the staff with a nonchalant look: "Why, the cat in your show is so precious that I can't even touch it? Or do you think this cat only scratches me and not others?"

This……

The staff was in a dilemma when they heard Gu Qingqin say, "Isn't it just a cat? I bought it. Ask that villager if he wants money or another cat."

"I'm lending it to you to film the show just for the money. I'll give you fifty thousand."

"five million."

A cold voice, neither too loud nor too soft, interrupted Gu Qingqin's words. At the same time, the big cat in Gu Qingqin's arms, whooshed to the ground, rushed to the feet of the person, and meowed aggrievedly.

The man bent down and picked up the 40-pound cat with one hand. He raised his thin single eyelids and glanced at Gu Qingqin: "I won't sell my cat either."

I want to buy her a super cute kitten with a high-level civilization black technology system intelligent life that will live and die with her for 50,000.

What are you thinking? Even 500 million is not enough.