Siheyuan: I have a mental illness

Yan Bugui and Liu Haizhong looked at Yi Zhonghai and complained in their hearts that this old guy Yi Zhonghai was so damn insidious that he could even come up with such a method.

This is a torture to death. Even if that guy is a retired soldier or a cadre, he cannot bear such a crime.

Ye Fan had no idea about the conspiracy of Yi Zhonghai and the other two, but even if he didn't know, would he be afraid? Don't joke, after his physique was strengthened and the Sacred Heart Technique was implanted by the system, Ye Fan was invincible.

Although it is not as exaggerated as in movies and TV dramas, and can achieve immortality, but in this world, what else can threaten Ye Fan? Nuclear weapons? It seems that it can.

When Ye Fan woke up, it was already 7 o'clock in the evening. At this time, most people in the courtyard had already eaten.

Ye Fan touched his empty stomach and thought to himself that he could go to Xu Damao's house for some food and see what the family situation of Xu Damao, the projectionist, was like.

Do it when you think of it. Ye Fan walked to the door and thought that he wanted to go to Xu Damao's house for a meal. He couldn't go empty-handed. What should he give him?

Ye Fan thought about it carefully, and shouted in his heart: "System, give me a can of stinky tofu."

[Ding~ The stinky tofu has been purchased and put into the host's storage space. The host now owes the system 864 yuan.]

Ye Fan frowned when he heard this and asked: "How could I owe you so much money? You have to know that this was 1959! Sha Zhu's salary was only 37 yuan."

[Ding~ Host, doesn't it cost money to plant seeds in space and raise cubs in space? ]

Ye Fan waved his hand and said, "It's okay. Just remember it slowly. I'll pay you back when I have money."

[Ding~ Hehe, host, do you believe what you say? 】

Ye Fan took out the stinky tofu from the space, which was still in the old-fashioned packaging. He opened it and smelled it. Oh my god, the smell went straight to his head.

Ye Fan wrapped the stinky tofu again and said, "It's up to you whether you believe it or not, system. You and I are one. Is it necessary to separate them so clearly? What's yours is mine, and what's mine is still mine."

After hearing Ye Fan's shameless words, the system chose to remain silent because it was too lazy to pay attention to Ye Fan.

Ye Fan came to the door of Xu Damao's house and raised his hand to knock.

Bang, bang, bang

After knocking on Xu Damao's door, it was opened shortly afterwards.

Xu Damao opened the door and looked at Ye Fan who was smiling outside the door. He asked with some confusion: "What's the matter?"

After hearing what Xu Damao said, Ye Fan thought to himself: Has this guy forgotten what happened in the afternoon? How can he be so forgetful?

Ye Fan did not wait for Xu Damao's invitation, and walked straight into the house. With a smile on his face, he said to Xu Damao: "Brother Damao, when I entered the courtyard this afternoon, we agreed on this. You even enthusiastically said that in order to celebrate my moving into this courtyard, you would prepare more than 20 dishes to welcome me."

After hearing Ye Fan's words, Xu Damao's eyes widened like bells, and his face was full of disbelief. He secretly complained in his heart, thinking: When did I say that I would cook more than 20 dishes for you to welcome you? This is obviously something you made up! And I didn't explicitly promise you! You are so shameless, you actually came to my house!

Ye Fan looked at Xu Damao who was stunned by him and pushed him away. He walked inside. Looking at the two dishes on the table and the steamed buns made of two pieces of flour, Ye Fan smiled and said, "Brother Damao, you are a bit shabby! Just a cabbage and tofu, some peanuts, and a few steamed buns for the welcome?"

In fact, Xu Damao had eaten well enough. Two dishes for one person was already a luxury at that time. This was something that only Xu Damao, a projectionist, could eat.

After Ye Fan finished speaking, he sat down on the stool in front of the dining table and took a big bite of the steamed bread made of two-grain flour.

Xu Damao stared at Ye Fan with his eyes wide open in disbelief. His face was full of surprise and contempt, and he couldn't help cursing in his heart: "This guy is too shameless!" Ye Fan's shamelessness shocked Xu Damao so much that he even began to doubt whether Ye Fan could still be called a human being.

Facing Xu Damao's gaze, Ye Fan showed no shame, but instead showed an elusive smile. He seemed to be indifferent to his behavior, as if he was used to this shameless behavior. Xu Damao looked at Ye Fan, and his anger became stronger. He clearly remembered that he did not invite Ye Fan, but Ye Fan came uninvited and behaved so calmly, which made Xu Damao feel greatly insulted.

In Xu Damao's eyes, Ye Fan's image became uglier and uglier. His behavior was disgusting, and he had no sense of shame at all.

Ye Fan looked at Xu Damao and asked, "Da Mao, do you have any wine at home?"

When Xu Damao heard this, he shouted, "You want more wine?"

Ye Fan nodded, looked at Xu Damao and asked: "Is it not possible?"

Hearing this, Xu Damao suppressed his anger and gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, why not?"

Xu Damao now felt as if he had swallowed a disgusting fly, but he had no choice but to swallow it.

Because Ye Fan has already started eating, even if I drive Ye Fan away now, it will not make much sense. In this case, it is better to do it all at once.

In fact, Ye Fan seemed to be eating voraciously, but that was just a pretense. You know, the living conditions in that era were difficult, and it was already good to add some oil when cooking, not to mention any other seasonings, only salt.

How could such a dish be delicious? Especially the steamed bread made of two-grain flour, which is a mixture of corn flour and white flour. Although it was considered a good thing at the time, it was still difficult for Ye Fan, who was used to eating food in the 21st century, to swallow it.

Xu Damao went into the inner room and took out a bottle of bare lotus white, put it on the table, and then sat down.

Looking at Ye Fan, he asked: "Brother, we don't have any good wine at home, let's make do with this for now!"

Upon hearing this, Ye Fan looked at the Lotus White on the table, picked it up, opened the lid and started blowing directly into the bottle.

When Xu Damao saw Ye Fan drinking like this, he was also stunned.

I saw Ye Fan holding the bottle high up, and I could hear the sound of him swallowing.

Gudong, gudong, gudong.

Xu Damao was still standing there in a daze until Ye Fan finished the whole bottle of Lotus White in one breath.

Ye Fan put down the bottle, waved his hand at Xu Damao's face, and shouted: "Hey, what's wrong? Are you stupid? What's wrong with you?"

At this time, Xu Damao came to his senses, picked up the empty bottle and shouted: "You finished it all?"