Siheyuan: I have a mental illness

Ye Fan untied his belt, took off his pants, took out a water gun, and started the wake-up service directly to Sha Zhu and Liu Guangtian.

As the faucet was turned on, a sudden downpour of rain fell on the faces of Sha Zhu and Liu Guangtian.

Sha Zhu, who had already fallen asleep, was also awakened by this "rain from heaven".

He slowly opened his eyes, and made smacking sounds with his lips, as if he was trying to taste what this "rain from heaven" tasted like.

Xu Damao widened his eyes and looked at Sha Zhu's smacking of his lips. He seemed to be thinking of the scene when he came home from get off work and tasted Jia Zhang's vomit, and he actually started to dry heave.

Ugh, ugh, wow, Xu Damao actually started vomiting.

Sha Zhu felt that the smell of this "rain from heaven" was very strange. When he looked closely, he saw Ye Fan holding the faucet and opening the gate to release water to him and Liu Guangtian.

After figuring everything out, Sha Zhu started to vomit. At this time, Liu Guangtian woke up. Looking at Sha Zhu who was vomiting, he frowned. He didn't understand why Sha Zhu was vomiting.

Liu Guangtian seemed to suddenly think of something, and felt like someone was pouring water on his head. So he touched the water on his head with his hand, then put it in front of his nose and smelled it.

A strong smell of urine rushed straight to the top of Liu Guangtian's head. He remembered that his head seemed to be full of this liquid and he began to retch.

Ye Fan looked at Sha Zhu and Liu Guangtian and couldn't stop laughing. He thought, let me show you some of my divine rain. It's true that I don't have diabetes, otherwise I wouldn't even let you taste my urine. How can you expect to have some sweetness? That's impossible.

At this time, Yan Jiecheng let out an "Ouch", rubbed his forehead, and slowly stood up.

When Yan Jiecheng saw it clearly, he completely ignored the pain in his head and burst into laughter, shouting: "Fuck, did you two give this a bath?"

Xu Damao was feeling nauseous, retching. But after hearing what Yan Jiecheng said, he burst into laughter.

Xu Damao thought to himself, this Yan Jiecheng is also a talented person, where the hell is he taking a shower?

After hearing Yan Jiecheng's remarks, Ye Fan turned his head and looked at Yan Jiecheng strangely. If he guessed correctly, Sha Zhu and Liu Guangtian were here to find you.

I guess Sha Zhu and Liu Guangtian will hate you to death for what you said.

Sha Zhu, who was vomiting, turned green in the face after hearing what Yan Jiecheng said. He shouted, "I'm new here. I'm Sha Zhu. Are you deaf? Why do you always hit people?"

Liu Guangtian also stood up and kicked Ye Fan, who was still raining madly. Seeing this, he jumped back suddenly, as if the rain had stopped. Ye Fan actually shuddered.

Looking at Ye Fan like this, Liu Guangtian gnashed his teeth and said: "Newcomer, are you blind? Can't you see that we are from the hospital? You want to kill us and insult us like this after beating us."

Ye Fan pretended to be confused and said unclearly: "Are you residents of the courtyard? Then why are you speaking for the thief?"

Hearing Ye Fan mention the thief, Sha Zhu quickly asked: "Thief, there are only four people here besides you, where did the thief come from?"

Ye Fan pointed at Yan Jiecheng and said, "Isn't this the thief? I wasn't at home, and he was standing in front of my door, peeking inside. If he's not a thief, what else could he be?"

Yan Jiecheng seemed to have thought of something, slapped his thigh and pointed at Ye Fan and said: "You knocked me out with something, right?"

Ye Fan slapped Yan Jiecheng's hand and said, "Hasn't your parents taught you what politeness is? Just speak, who are you referring to?

Besides, what's wrong with me hitting you? You're a thief, trying to steal my things, can't I stop you?"

Upon hearing this, Yan Jiecheng quickly said, "You're talking nonsense. I'm here to call you to a meeting of the whole hospital. Who wants to steal your things?"

Xu Damao now understood what was going on. He stood up and looked at Yan Jiecheng, shouting, "Yan Jiecheng, why didn't you call for a meeting of the whole hospital? What were you doing lying on the door? Now you've gotten beaten up too. You have to pay for my medical expenses."

Ye Fan was stunned after hearing what Xu Damao said. He looked at Xu Damao in surprise and thought, "Fuck, this guy must have been beaten stupid by me! I was the one who beat him, but he asked Yan Jiecheng to pay for the medical expenses. You, Xu Damao, are really good at playing."

After hearing what Xu Damao said, Yan Jiecheng snorted coldly and said, "Xu Damao, bullshit, I didn't even touch you, why should I pay for your medical expenses?"

Xu Damao looked at Yan Jiecheng and said viciously: "Brother Ye, I just finished drinking at my place and came out to see a man sneaking around his door and looking inside. Isn't it normal for him to think of you as a thief?"

Ye Fan was stunned and thought, damn, Xu Damao has already found this excuse for me. I just wanted to use the excuse of being drunk to commit the crime, but Xu Damao's excuse is obviously more reliable!

Ye Fan was really grateful to Xu Damao in his heart. He turned around and went to snatch your Lou Xiaoe. You don't have to thank me. This is what a brother should do.

After hearing what Xu Damao said, Sha Zhu and Liu Guangtian looked at Yan Jiecheng viciously.

Liu Guangtian shouted angrily: "Yan Jiecheng, why didn't you shout? You were leaning on the door and looking at your grandmother's legs."

Sha Zhu also came to Yan Jiecheng angrily, raised his leg and kicked him to the ground, looking at Yan Jiecheng and gritting his teeth, "You really deserve to die! It's all your fault, otherwise, Guangtian and I would have been peed on."

Yan Jiecheng looked at Sha Zhu with horror. He didn't expect Sha Zhu to suddenly attack him.

Sha Zhu was breathing heavily, his eyes full of anger.

He felt that he and Liu Guangtian had been wronged, and that all this was caused by Yan Jiecheng alone.

Sha Zhu's anger grew stronger and stronger, and he couldn't help but kick Yan Jiecheng again.

Yan Jiecheng grimaced in pain but didn't dare to fight back.

He knew he was in the wrong and could only silently endure the beating from Sha Zhu.

Sha Zhu continued to kick and beat Yan Jiecheng while cursing him.

At this time, Xu Damao stood aside with a smug smile on his face.

He felt very happy when he saw Sha Zhu teaching Yan Jiecheng a lesson.

Xu Damao felt that Sha Zhu was unlucky this time. Not only was he covered in urine, but he also got into trouble.

Seeing Sha Zhu so angry, Xu Damao couldn't help but burst out laughing.

His laughter made both Sha Zhu and Liu Guangtian feel very uncomfortable.

Sha Zhu glared at Xu Damao, then continued to punch and kick Yan Jiecheng.

Liu Guangtian also joined in, and the two of them beat Yan Jiecheng badly.

In the end, Yan Jiecheng was lying on the ground with multiple injuries on his body.

He groaned in pain, hoping that this nightmare would end soon.

Ye Fan watched Sha Zhu and Liu Guangtian beating Yan Jiecheng, and sighed for Yan Jiecheng in his heart, "Why the hell did you call people to hold a meeting of the whole school? Instead of calling anyone, you were just lying there watching, giving yourself such a good opportunity to escape."

Moreover, Xu Damao also found an invincible excuse for himself. It was so cool. It was so cool.

Now, I have an excuse, and even the witness Xu Damao will definitely help me do it. Oh, perfect.