Siheyuan: I have a mental illness

Ye Fan looked at Jia Dongxu with a bored expression, muttering to himself: "Why is this guy so weak? No wonder he died early."

Ye Fan turned around and went back to his luggage, picked it up, glanced at the coquettish Qin Huairu, and then walked towards the backyard.

Ye Fan walked to the pool and saw Xu Damao making a sound while washing. He couldn't help laughing and teased, "Brother, you should buy lottery tickets today." After that, he left without caring about his relatives.

When Xu Damao heard Ye Fan's words, he was stunned for a moment and wondered in his heart: "What is lottery?"

Ye Fan came to the backyard and saw a house above. He took out a key from his pocket, opened the door, and walked into the house.

After Ye Fan entered the room, he couldn't help but exclaimed: "Wow!" It turned out that the room was quite spacious and it was actually a large house with three rooms.

However, Ye Fan was somewhat disappointed by the furniture in the house. Ye Fan, who was used to modern technology products such as mobile phones and computers, could not agree with these simple furniture and could only smile bitterly and shake his head helplessly.

At this moment, a cold mechanical voice sounded in Ye Fan's mind.

[Ding~ Congratulations to the host, you have moved into the courtyard. 】

Ye Fan also laughed when he heard the system's voice: "What do you mean, I am also a retired soldier, you arranged such a house for me, what about the cadre building?"

[Ding~ Host, it was you who said you wanted to enter the Siheyuan, how can you blame this system? 】

Ye Fan rolled his eyes and said, "I said I wanted to cause trouble for these animals, but I didn't say I wanted to live here! Living here is so ungentlemanly, how can you let me hang clams?"

After hearing Ye Fan's shameless and vulgar words, the system felt a chill.

[Ding~ Host, please understand the purpose of coming to the Siheyuan. The system brought you here not to let you hang around. ]

Ye Fan curled his lips upon hearing this and said helplessly: "Okay! Okay! You are the boss, since you are out, you must have some luxurious gift package! Come to the bowl quickly!"

[Ding~Host, the system regrets binding you. 】

After hearing what the system said, Ye Fan laughed evilly and said, "It's done. It's too late for you to regret it now. Hurry up and use up my cheats."

[Ding~ Could you please tell me if the host would like to activate the most awesome gift package. 】

When Ye Fan heard this, he quickly said, "Stop talking nonsense, open it for me quickly."

[Ding~ Congratulations to the host for winning a steamed bun. 】

Ye Fan was stunned when he heard this. He stared at the steamed bread that appeared out of thin air in front of him and was stunned. He cursed: "Are you fucking sick? You are still showing off your awesome system? You are so arrogant."

[Ding~ The system is playing a joke on you, host. Don't be so excited. I will give you a reward now. ]

[Ding~ Congratulations to the host for getting a physical enhancement. 】

[Ding~ Congratulations to the host for obtaining a portable space, including planting space, breeding space, storage space, and personal hygiene and washing space. ]

[Ding~ Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Ancient Martial Arts Sacred Heart Technique. ]

[Ding~ Congratulations to the host for obtaining the aura of the crazy awesome Zhoutian world. 】

[Ding~ Congratulations to the host for obtaining a spiritual spring that will never run dry. ]

[Ding~ Congratulations to the host for opening the Crazy Dazzling Dick Exploding Sky Mall. 】

Hearing the reward given to him by the system, Ye Fan’s mouth was almost grinning to his ears.

This system really has its own plug-ins maxed out.

However, Ye Fan still asked: "What is the system's crazy and awesome Zhoutian world halo?"

[Ding~ Host, this halo is the male god halo, which makes you, the host, invincible. After all, this is a world that integrates film and television. Since it is a film and television, there are male protagonists and female protagonists. However, as long as the host is here, you will not be affected by the laws of the original film and television series. ]

After listening to the system's explanation, Ye Fan understood that this was not only the plot of Siheyuan, but also the plot of other dramas. If that was the case, it would be interesting.

[Ding~ Host, you can sign in every day. Would you like to complete today's sign in? ]

Ye Fan rolled his eyes when he heard this and said, "You said I should sign in or not? Why is your system so stupid? Do you still need to ask me about this? Just put the reward in my personal space in the future."

[Ding~ Uh... Host, you are a bit arrogant. Believe it or not, this system will leave you. ]

Ye Fan said stubbornly: "Then get out of here, and change me to a system with better service. Your system is a bit stupid and dull."

[Ding~ Host, you are dreaming, changing the system, do you think this is a KTV, you are not satisfied with this batch, so you change to another batch? ]

Ye Fan smiled and said, "Why? Is it not possible?"

[Ding~ Host, no, please ask the host whether to implant the reward. 】

Ye Fan shook his hair, struck a handsome pose, and said: "Implant."

As soon as Ye Fan finished speaking, he was brought to his personal space by the system.

[Ding~Physical fitness enhancement implant. 】

After Ye Fan was brought into his personal space by the system, he was stunned at first, and then he heard the cold mechanical voice of the system.

Then, a slight electric current fluctuation appeared on Ye Fan's body. As time went by, the electric current also enveloped Ye Fan's whole body.

Ye Fan lay directly in the bathtub, moaning: "Comfortable."

Ye Fan's body had changed visibly. He was originally 1 meters tall, but now he was 77 meters tall.

The abdominal muscles that were originally nine pack have degenerated to eight packs, and the muscle lines are clear.

Even the skin becomes whiter and more delicate, commonly known as Aquaman face.

Finally, Ye Fan could feel his own strength, and his reactions had undergone a powerful transformation.

About 10 minutes later, the physical strengthening was completed. Ye Fan came to the mirror, looked at himself in the mirror, and exclaimed, "Fuck, with this figure and this face, any idol or idol, I can kill them all in seconds."

Ye Fan touched his abdominal muscles, pinched his waist, and said: "Even the ancient Greek god in charge of sculpture couldn't sculpt such a perfect body and face!"

[Ding~ Host, the gods in ancient Greece are all fabricated, so the host should not sigh in the future. ]

Ye Fan curled his lips when he heard this and said, "You talk too much nonsense. Implant all of them to me quickly. The Sacred Heart Technique is Emperor Shitian's unique skill. Its recovery ability is immortal. Hurry up and implant them quickly."

[Ding~ Portable space implant. 】

Ye Fan was stunned when he heard this, thinking to himself, this system is really rebellious, he clearly said that it would implant the Sacred Heart Technique, but it implanted a portable space into him.

Ye Fan was about to say something, but a burst of energy exploded from his body, and then four spaces appeared in his mind.

Ye Fan looked at the four spaces in his mind and opened his mouth in shock.

The four spaces are planting, breeding, storage and a personal space that one can enter.