Genshin Impact: Pool Character, Nirvana of the Demon God

Jun Bai was very happy that his friend, whom he hadn't heard from for a long time, was living well in another world.

So Jun Bai immediately opened another bag of instant noodles and started cooking.

[Host, do you have a good relationship with Wang E? ]

"Of course the relationship between son and father is good."

Jun Bai diced the ham and said.

[Host, you are Wang E's father? Then aren't we double fathers? ]

"Oh, I think you're mistaken, I'm the son."

system:?

[Host, are you kidding? ]

"No, I'm serious."

[Host, you can't do this! You have to stand up straight! ]

System: I can’t lose to that rebellious son here!

"That's all. There's nothing else to talk about."

Jun Bai poured the diced ham into the instant noodles, picked up the noodles with chopsticks to check their color, and then said in a firm tone.

[…So, host, what did your foster father do to move you? Why do you still recognize him now?]

"Oh, well, Wang E is the most popular with women in our university..."

[He introduced you to someone?]

[Host! How can you be so useless! You must know that lust is a knife that scrapes bones, how can you give up your dignity for a woman! ]

[Besides, isn't she just a woman? Those rouge and powder in your previous life were killed instantly in front of Ganyu, Fanan, Ying, Lei Dianzhen...? ]

"My goodness, you didn't compile all the information about my opposite-sex couples and then posted it to the real world, did you?"

Jun Bai's face turned black as he listened to the system going over the names of the opposite sex he knew in his mind.

"Am I the kind of person who would introduce my girlfriend to be my godfather?"

"Wang Er is popular with women, but who in the ACG world falls in love in real life? So that guy explicitly rejects all the affections from the opposite sex."

"And the gifts that those women bought to please Wang E and did not return were eventually converted into cash and used as food for Wang E to treat him to dinner. This lasted for four years of college."

"In a university dormitory where everyone is vying to claim their father, someone has been treating me to a big meal for four years in a row. Am I mentally ill if I don't claim my godfather?"

[…It seems to be the case…]

The discussion about the fellow countryman far away in the Collapse Iron World... No, the foster father ends here. The system is becoming autistic because it cannot accept that it lost to the host.

After a simple breakfast, Jun Bai prepared to have a bite to eat and make some preparations for the Lantern Festival.

As soon as I walked out of the room, I met an acquaintance.

"marshal."

The old and frail Feng Bao saluted Jun Bai.

"Change into a more energetic look. If you salute me like this, I'm really worried that you will disappear before my eyes one day."

Jun Bai looked at the age spots on Feng Bao's face and frowned.

"It's my fault."

Feng Bao regained his youthful appearance in a second, and said apologetically: "It's because of my mentality, so I think it's better to be older."

Jun Bai was speechless. Zhongli's mentality was like that of an eighty-year-old man. Even when he transformed into a human form, he still looked like a young man.

"So what do you want from me?"

"Marshal, it's not me." Bao Feng took out an Eye of the God of Fire, "It's Xiao Lie who wants to see you."

"Second brother! We are all over 3000 years old, can you please stop calling me by this name?"

The Eye of God flickered and lit up, and a young man's powerful voice came out from it.

"No matter how old you are, you are still younger than Storm."

Jun Bai crossed his arms and asked, "So what's your business?"

The Eye of God continued to sway in Storm's hand, and the young man's voice rang out: "Marshal, please let me out!"

“I can feel it. I can already feel those old friends from the Demon God War approaching Liyue!”

"Marshal, please let me out! I want to entertain those old friends I haven't seen for a long time with the most enthusiastic flame!"

After saying that, a cluster of flames ignited directly on the Eye of God.

Jun Bai pressed a button to extinguish the flame, while pretending to be thinking.

Jun Bai's inner thoughts: Wow, the plot correction power is still as irresistible as usual. I don't even need to take the initiative to arrange it. The plot has begun to develop in the direction predicted by the system.

All PVs in the real world are actually predictions of the system.

After all, some things have not happened in Teyvat in this world line, so naturally it is impossible to record a PV.

"can."

Jun Bai agreed. He had originally planned to have Jun Lie appear in the interlude.

After all...the PV of the Second Nirvana must be released for a suitable reason.

The Moon Festival is Marcosius's home ground, so it's not suitable.

But in the Lantern Festival version, Jun Bai does not plan to cooperate with the players.

Send me all your popularity and tears!

(In fact, the author forgot about this, so he thought of adding it in version 2.4.)

"Thank you, Marshal!"

Jun Lie roared excitedly in the Eye of God.

However, Feng Bao raised an objection: "Marshal, Jun Lie is being overqualified for this matter. Let me..."

"Brother, you've been out for quite some time!"

Jun Lie was very anxious in the Eye of God and wanted to set a fire, but all the fire elements were controlled by Jun Bai, so he couldn't.

Feng Bao sternly rebuked, "Nonsense! The Hall of Heroes is the foundation of Liyue. How can you, as a hero in it, act recklessly?"

"Storm, don't be hypocritical. I haven't forgotten who was the one who acted recklessly when Osel attacked."

Jun Bai suddenly started to bring up old issues.

Human warriors all follow this law: the more powerful their strength is, the stronger they are; the older their skills are, the more proficient they are.

But generally speaking, you can't have both.

When one's strength is at its peak, one lacks experience and has not yet honed his skills; when one's skills are well developed, the peak of one's strength has already passed.

However, the heroic spirits in the Hall of Heroes can ignore this law and cannot have both.

As long as it has not dissipated, the heroic spirit can be like a storm, recovering to its heyday in a moment.

Skills become more proficient as they are honed over time, and strength is still at its peak. This is also the truth that the older the heroic spirit is, the stronger it becomes.

Therefore, the longer it exists, the more it represents Liyue’s heritage.

As the original heroic spirit, the first generation Tianfeng Lunyu is undoubtedly the foundation among the foundations, so Feng Bao did not allow Jun Lie to come out.

But when Feng Bao wanted to do something wrong, Jun Bai agreed.

That's why Jun Bai asked Bao Bao to stop being hypocritical.

"Even if you really don't want to stay in the Hall of Heroes, you have to pass on your skills to me before you go to see Lei Jian."

“Don’t be like Lei Jian, who left no legacy and can only watch his lineage die out.”