Soul of the Siheyuan: Zhuzi, I can still give birth

It is night time now and there is no light in this public toilet. Those who come to use the toilet or urinate just find a squat toilet and pee.

If it is a large size, it will also be brought in with a piece of candle.

But the weather is getting cold, and people won't come out to enjoy the fresh air unless they have to go to the bathroom.

So now there is not a single ghost in the public toilets.

Xu Damao was trying to survive alone in the manure pit, soaking in the cold manure water, his body had turned pale with cold.

Now Xu Damao didn't even have the strength to call for help, because he was trying hard to use his fingers to dig into the gap to prevent himself from sinking.

Gradually, Xu Damao was exhausted and slowly sank.

"Nimma, I, Xu Damao, have a great reputation, but now I have to become a dung fighter and die in a dung pit!"

Xu Damao looked up again. He hoped that someone would come to the toilet and rescue him.

But...it seems that such a thing is really just a wish.

Xu Damao reluctantly loosened his stiff fingers that were holding the gap, he had no strength left.

Xu Damao sank slowly and closed his eyes unwillingly. The fecal water had already reached his chin.

Xu Damao felt that he could no longer smell the smell of manure, and perhaps he was going to die!

With great reluctance, Xu Damao gave up struggling and waited to sink into the cesspool.

"Clatter...crater...!"

Suddenly, a stream of hot water poured down from the top of his head, soaking Xu Damao's head and face.

The sudden hot water made Xu Damao, who was about to lose consciousness, wake up instantly.

"Someone is coming! Someone is coming!! I am saved."

Xu Damao was so happy that he almost shed tears. He also struggled and poked his head out of the feces water that covered his nose.

Raise your head, let the hot water pour over your face, and feel its warmth.

It is absolutely true that someone has come and I am finally saved.

"Hey... who's... up there?"

Xu Damao wanted to shout for help, but he couldn't. His strength was almost exhausted and he could only let out a faint cry.

He Yuzhu was happily pouring water into the squat toilet!

Suddenly, a faint ghost cry came from under his feet, which scared He Yuzhu so much that he shivered and wet his pants.

"Fuck, did I see a ghost?"

Although He Yuzhu does not believe in ghosts and gods, how can he explain the current situation?

It's impossible that someone would jump into a pit just to scare himself, wait for himself to go to the toilet, and then scare himself?

Even if He Yuzhu was beaten to death, he would never believe that someone would be so stupid.

In this situation, there is only one explanation, that is... I have encountered a ghost.

When He Yuzhu thought of this, he was so scared that his legs went limp and he fell to his knees.

"Brother Gui, Brother Gui, we have no grudges in the past or in the present, so don't come looking for me. Go find Xu Damao, that guy is the worst, go find him."

"That kid has sores on his head and pus on his feet. He is rotten from head to toe. He eats, drinks, gambles, smokes, cheats, steals and does all kinds of evil things. That's why he is a family without a family. Go find him!"

Xu Damao, who was in the cesspool, was so angry when he heard He Yuzhu saying bad things about him.

Just as he was about to curse, he suddenly thought of his current situation and immediately spoke again.

“Zhu…Zhuzi, I’m Xu…Xu Damao, please save me, I…I’m dying!”

Xu Damao used all his strength to shout upwards.

He Yuzhu, who was still kowtowing, suddenly heard the person below say that he was Xu Damao, and he was confused.

"Xu...Da Mao?"

He Yuzhu tried to shout to the people below, and they responded to him quickly.

"Zhu Zi! Help me... I'm in the pit, I can't... hold on any longer."

Xu Damao said weakly.

This time, He Yuzhu heard clearly that the person below was Xu Damao.

"Hey, why did you go to the cesspool to take a bath? You have quite a strong taste!"

He Yuzhu laughed and said into the pit.

Xu Damao was sinking again, he really had no strength left.

“Hurry… hurry… hurry and save me… go… go up. I… I can’t take it anymore.”

Hearing Xu Damao's weak voice, He Yuzhu knew that this guy was about to drown.

Although he and Xu Damao don't get along.

But in the previous life, this guy who had been at odds with me all his life not only collected my body, but also shed tears of sympathy for me.

So Xu Damao...cannot die.

I must not let him die.

"Da Mao, hold on a little while. I'll find something to save you. Just hold on!"

He Yuzhu rushed out of the public toilet in a hurry, looking around for something that could save people.

But in this day and age, even a nail will be picked up by someone, so there is no such thing as something that can save people.

"Shit, nothing."

After searching for a while, not a single hair was found.

There was no choice but to run to the courtyard and see if there was anything useful along the way.

Before reaching the courtyard, I found a wooden pillar in the corner.

It must be someone's unwanted beam placed in this corner.

“It’s just right for use!”

He Yuzhu ran over, hugged Muzhu and ran towards the public toilet.

Xu Damao saw hope of survival and waited for He Yuzhu to save him.

But no matter how long I waited, he never came back.

"Damn you, you idiot, you must have run away, waiting for me to drown in this cesspool!"

"Okay, silly Zhu, I didn't expect you to be so evil-minded. I won't let you go even if I become a ghost!"

He cursed He Yuzhu in his heart, but he didn't feel satisfied, so he yelled at the top of his voice.

"Silly Zhu, I fuck...your grandmother, your son gave birth to a son...without an asshole, your wife cheated on you..."

"Shamao, if you curse me again, I'll drown you in this cesspool!"

He Yuzhu's voice came from above, as if Xu Damao was about to leave without saying goodbye.

"Silly...Brother Zhu, Brother Zhu...please don't leave, please save your brother, my brother...is really dying!"

Xu Damao was really afraid that He Yuzhu would leave, so he quickly begged for mercy.

"Okay, call me Master Zhu. If you can make Master Zhu happy, he can save you!"

He Yuzhu held the wooden pole and spoke into the pit.

Since Xu Damao still has the energy to scold me, it means he is not dead yet. I will play a trick on him first.

"Nimma, what... time is it, and you're still playing... Old Man!"

Xu Damao complained and cursed at He Yuzhu.

"Okay... you can show off all you want, Master Zhu... Master Zhu, please save... save me!"

Xu Damao is a man who can bend and stretch. In order to survive, he just calls him grandpa. Does calling him grandpa mean that Sha Zhu really becomes his grandpa?

Soon, a wooden pillar as thick as a bowl was extended down.

"Shamao, hurry up and hold onto the pillar. I'll carry you up."

When Xu Damao saw the wooden pillar extending down, his heart was suddenly filled with hope of life.

He grabbed the wooden pillar with both hands, but found that the manure on his hands made the pillar wet and he couldn't hold it steadily.

"Shamao, hold on tight, grandpa will carry you up!"

He Yuzhu shouted loudly, and with force from both hands, he pulled up the wooden pillar and Xu Damao together.

But the wooden pillar was lifted up, but Xu Damao did not go up with it.

Because the wooden pillars are too slippery.

"Master Zhu, I can't, I... can't get on, this wooden... pillar is too slippery, I can't hold... it!"

He Yuzhu was also speechless. After cursing the guy as a waste, he inserted the wooden pillar back into the pit and asked Xu Damao to hold it to prevent him from drowning in the pit.

"Shamao, hold on first, I'll think of a solution."

He Yuzhu knelt on the squat toilet and shouted at Xu Damao who was in the pit below.

At this time, another person came in to use the toilet.

When I came in, I saw a man lying on the toilet.

"He... He Yuzhu, Zhuzi! What are you doing lying on the squat toilet? Are you hungry?"

The man who came was from He Yuzhu's courtyard, and everyone called him Ergou.

"Get lost, you are the one eating shit, Xu Damao fell into the pit, I am trying to save him."

Ergou usually has a good relationship with He Yuzhu and was not angry because of what Ergou said.

"What, Xu Damao fell into the pit?"

Ergou lit a match and also lay down on the squat toilet looking down.

Xu Damao's face and head were covered with filth in the pit, which made Ergou almost vomit.

"Fuck, Xu Damao, you are so desperate that you are jumping into the cesspool!"

Ergou said to Xu Damao with a mocking look.

After hearing this, Xu Damao also started cursing.

"Er Gou, you can't spit out ivory from a dog's mouth. Stop talking nonsense. Find a rope and save me."

After hearing this, Ergou chuckled and looked back at He Yuzhu who was standing beside him.

"Zhu Zi, we can't just help and not pull him up if you don't pay!"

He Yuzhu also smiled slyly after hearing this.

"Yeah, I can't save you for nothing, you still stink so bad."

He Yuzhu discussed with Ergou and decided that it should not be too much to ask Xu Damao to split the fifty yuan between them.

"Shamao, Ergou is right. We can't save you for nothing. Give us fifty dollars, and then we'll save you. If you don't, you'll just stay in the cesspool!"

He Yuzhu shouted to Xu Damao who was in the pit.

Xu Damao's face turned red with anger.

"Fuck you, Ergou, Shazhu, you two actually took the opportunity to blackmail me, fifty? Fuck you, why don't you just go and rob me."

Although he was cursing in his heart, in reality, Xu Damao did not dare to scold them.

If you really get angry, who will save you after they leave?

"Fifty is... fifty. If you save me up, I'll give it to you. Hurry up and find a rope... to save me."

Ergou was overjoyed when he heard that Xu Damao was willing to give money.

If the fifty yuan is divided equally between two people, each person can get twenty-five yuan, which is almost half a month's salary.

"Zhu Zi, you stay here and I'll go back to the courtyard to find a rope."

Ergou ran away after saying this.

He quickly returned to the courtyard.

But when he got home and searched for a while, he couldn't find a suitable rope, and he was very anxious.

If you can’t find the rope, you won’t have twenty-five dollars.

"Ergou, what are you looking for? Why aren't you sleeping so late at night?"

Ergou's wife saw her husband go out to pee and came back in a weird state.

"Rope. Do we have a long and thick rope at home, the kind that can hang a person?"

Ergou grabbed his wife and asked quickly.

"How can I find a rope for you at this hour of night? Besides...what are you looking for a rope for...?"

After Ergou's wife finished speaking, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she hugged Ergou and started crying.

"Boss, you... you must not let it get to the point of being unhappy! If anything... happens to you, how will we live?"

Ergou's wife thought her husband was going to commit suicide, so she immediately hugged him and started crying.

The neighbors nearby heard Ergou's wife crying and ran out to see what was happening.

"Stupid woman, I'm not dead yet. Xu Damao fell into the pit. I'm looking for a rope to save him."

When Ergou's wife heard that it was not her husband who wanted to commit suicide, she stopped crying.

"Xu Damao fell into the manure pit?"

Ergou’s wife asked.

Ergou nodded.

"Yes, it's in the public toilet at the entrance of the alley. Zhu Zi is guarding there."

When the neighbors in the yard heard that Xu Damao had fallen into the pit, they all ran out to see what was happening.

"Xu Damao falling into the manure pit is none of your business. Why are you going to help? That Jue Hu is a bad guy!"

Ergou's wife doesn't want her husband to die in a cesspool while trying to save Xu Damao, the bad guy.

"You short-sighted woman, I can get twenty-five dollars if I save Xu Damao today!"

Ergou complained to his wife.

"What? Twenty-five dollars? Fine. I'll go borrow a rope from Uncle San. He has a long rope that can be used to hang people!"

When Ergou’s wife heard that there was twenty-five yuan, she also hurried to borrow a rope.

"Does the Third Master have it? I'll go with you. He's a money-grubber and won't borrow anything for free!"

Sure enough, when we found the third uncle, he said with a smile.

"I have a rope, but I won't lend it to you for free. It's fifty cents per time."

The third uncle also heard from the neighbors in the yard that Xu Damao had fallen into the manure pit. He was about to go to see what was happening when he was stopped by Ergou and his wife.

Of course, he didn't know that Ergou was paid 25 yuan for saving Xu Damao.

So he only asked for fifty cents.

Otherwise, if he knew it was only twenty-five dollars, he would definitely raise the price.

Fifty cents for twenty-five dollars, it's a good deal.

Ergou thought for a while and took out fifty cents and gave it to the third uncle.

The third uncle put away the fifty cents and smiled so hard that his face was broken.

"Jie Di, take out the thickest bundle of rope in the house."

Soon, Ergou returned to the public toilet with the rope.

"Zhu Zi, the rope is here, how do we save him?"

At this time, the public toilet was already crowded with people, all of whom came to see Xu Damao fall into the pit.

There were also some curious people who squeezed into the public toilet with flashlights.

But it just so happened that He Yuzhu took over and used it, asking them to look into the pit.

Seeing Xu Damao's miserable appearance, some onlookers ran out to spread the news to people outside.

He Yuzhu and the others made a circle around the rope and asked Fenkeng to put it on Xu Damao.

Then with the help of everyone, Xu Damao was finally pulled up.

However, Xu Damao, who was covered in feces, was disliked by everyone.

Even his wife Qin Jingru stayed away from him.

"Ugh... Damao, are you okay... Ugh..."

Qin Jingru said to the half-dead Xu Damao while retching.

Xu Damao lay on the ground, without even the strength to speak.

After seeing this, the third uncle said to Qin Jingru.

"Jingru, quickly get some water to wash Xu Damao. Who can stand such a stench?"

Qin Jingru looked at the dirty Xu Damao with disgust. She didn't want to go.

So he took out a handful of change.

"Whoever helps me clean up Xu Damao's mess, the money will be yours."

Upon hearing that there was money to be won, many onlookers ran home to get basins and buckets of water, and then poured basin after basin of water on Xu Damao.

It took a full half hour to rinse Xu Damao clean.

After this incident, Xu Damao stayed at home for three days with a high fever. He felt better on the fourth day.

He has been trying to figure out who kicked him down.

At first I suspected it was Shazhu, but I quickly denied it.

Zhuzi and he did not get along, but he would not do such a thing.

Finally, he decided to suspect Bang Geng.

Because he heard from Liu Haizhong that he saw Banggeng lying at his doorstep eavesdropping on something that night.

"You ungrateful bastard, I found you a job and you kicked me into the shithole!"

Xu Damao was so angry that his eyes were about to burst into flames. He wanted to prevent Banggeng from getting his job done.