"Puff! The old rich man in our village...hahaha..."

Xiao Tuantuan suddenly let out a pig-like cry and laughed wildly.

"Excuse me, I want to laugh when I hear the Green Lantern Emperor speak!"

Xiao Tuantuan explained while holding her stomach and laughing.

"What are you laughing at? I am the hope of our entire village!" Qin Feng teased Xiao Tuantuan.

Xiao Tuantuan laughed even louder than a pig.

Xiao Tuantuan has more or less seen the tip of the iceberg of Qin Feng's status. He said that he is the hope of the whole village, but Xiao Tuantuan doesn't believe it at all, okay?

"Which village is the Qingdeng Emperor from? Suddenly I feel like the distance between me and the Emperor has shortened!"

"The sense of distance is shortened +1! I didn't expect that the emperor and I have the same background. It's really inspiring!"

"Inspiration +1! As long as I work hard, maybe I can easily give out in rewards in my lifetime..."

"Is there anyone with yellow urine? Come and wake up these guys upstairs!"

"Friends upstairs, if you had even a peanut, you wouldn't be so drunk..."

"Let's not talk about the fact that the Green Lantern Emperor was joking. Even if the Green Lantern Emperor really lived in the village, it would be a village as prestigious as Huaxi Village!"

"Do you know Huaxi Village? Last year, the village's net assets were about 600 billion, which is almost enough to beat two Jiangcheng cities!"

"A village comparable to a second-tier city. If your village is like this, then you have a similar origin to the Qingdeng Emperor..."

"I'm sorry, it's our village that's holding us back..."

"Excuse me for disturbing you! It turns out that our village is too high..."

……

Although everyone knew the truth, various jokesters still followed suit in the comment section.

"Qingdeng Emperor, please continue. Why did the last positive energy live broadcast remind you of the old rich man in your village?"

"Move the little stools, sit down in a row, the Green Lantern Emperor is going to tell a story!"

"Online prediction: The Emperor is about to show off! Please be prepared and don't drink any liquids for the time being..."

……

Netizens, whose curiosity has been aroused, started asking various questions.

Xiao Tuantuan also stretched her neck curiously, waiting for Qin Feng's next words.

Qin Feng cleared his throat.

"My grandfather actually told me this. A long time ago, there was an old rich man in our village. His family was very rich!"

"The key is that this old rich man is not only rich, but also extremely kind and righteous. He is a great philanthropist that is widely known in the neighborhood..."

"The old rich man always says, 'If you are rich, you should help the world; if you are poor, you should take care of yourself.'"

"According to my grandfather, there were many poor people at that time. The old rich man said that although he could not help the whole world, he could still help the poor people nearby!"

“So the kind old rich man issued an order that all the poor people within a ten-mile radius of his mansion would no longer be poor!”

"In the end, he succeeded! There was no poor person left within ten miles of his home! This story has been passed down in our village for several generations..."

Having said that, Qin Feng picked up the drink at hand and took two sips to moisten his throat.

As soon as he paused, Xiao Tuantuan subconsciously took over the conversation.

"Wow! I always thought that rich man was a derogatory term, but I didn't expect that there are such kind rich men in this world!"

In the comment area of ​​the live broadcast room.

"Tuanzi, people in the past were actually much simpler, not as scheming as people are now!"

"Yes, yes! I remember when I was a kid, the people in our village were very simple and honest, but now people only think about money."

"Alas! People's hearts have changed and the world is fickle! If this kind old rich man were still alive, I would really like to visit him!"

"The small hermits live in the mountains, the great hermits live in the city, and this old rich man who lives in seclusion in the village is the real master!"

"Ahem...Everyone! I understand everything else, but I just have one question. The thing that Qingdeng Emperor talked about doesn't seem to have anything to do with the question that Li Tianming asked, right?"

"Ahem... we can't say there is no connection at all! At least we can say that these are two different things! Haha..."

Someone in the comment section came back to his senses.

The Qingdeng Emperor was not a person with illogical logic, but the story he told was completely different from the one Li Tianming asked.

"Brother Qingdeng, how did that old rich man help the poor people in the surrounding ten miles get out of poverty?"

Xiao Tuantuan saw the change in the comments in the live broadcast room and immediately started to save the situation.

In her mind, maybe the Green Lantern Emperor didn't want to bother with Li Tianming at all, so he just made up a little joke to get away with it.

"This method is a little hard to explain..." Qin Feng's voice was filled with embarrassment.

"It's hard to explain in a few words?" Xiao Tuantuan's curiosity was aroused again.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were also extremely curious.

After a while, Qin Feng sighed and said, "In order to eliminate the poor people within a ten-mile radius of his old house, the old rich man asked the housekeeper to drive away all the poor people within a ten-mile radius... My grandfather was one of the poor people who were driven away at that time..."

The scene was quiet for a full half minute!

"Hahahaha! In order to eliminate the number of poor people, all the poor people within a ten-mile radius are driven away?" Xiao Tuantuan, who has a very low sense of humor, was about to twitch with laughter!

The comment section was in an uproar, and everyone was shocked by Qin Feng's sudden brain circuit!

"Although I have been on guard again and again, I still cannot predict where the Green Lantern Emperor's wheels will turn!"

"Everyone, stop laughing! Hahaha! Boss Qingdeng is telling the truth. I am the butler sent out by the old rich man. I was the one who drove away all the poor people nearby with a mace!"

"Hahaha! That's right! What the above person said is true, and I can prove it. I am the mace in his hand!"

"Hahaha! I can prove it. I was one of the poor people who were driven away. Before I left, I pooped in front of the old rich man's door..."

"I can also prove that I am that piece of shit..."

……

The comment section was completely filled with joy.

Everyone laughed for a long time, and suddenly...

"I understand! The story told by the Green Lantern Emperor is full of profound meaning!"

"Tsk tsk tsk! I got it too!"

"The old rich man who wants to eliminate all poor people within a ten-mile radius, under the guise of kindness, is actually driving all the poor people away. He wants to be a whore and also wants to be a saint. He is too much like some top students in colleges and universities!"

"That's right! For example, some people claim to promote positive energy, but actually do negative things. They shout positive energy every day, but they themselves are full of negative energy..."

"Stupid Li Tianming, have you figured it out?"

"Now that you put it that way, I understand! An emperor is an emperor! Awesome! This is a big detour, and you ended up scolding that stupid Li Tianming!"

"Details, brothers! Realm, brothers! Learn from them! See how educated people curse!"

"Stop making stupid comments all the time. You're embarrassing our Qingdeng Emperor! By the way, stupid Li Tianming, have you figured it out?"

……

The atmosphere on the scene was pushed to a small climax again.

After hearing the explanations from netizens, Xiao Tuantuan, who was originally calling out "Hehehe" like a pig, was immediately shocked!

The Emperor of Green Lantern is so awesome!

This guy has a very stupid IQ, and if you don't have a high IQ, you can't understand him at all!

It turns out that the Emperor of Green Lantern was not telling an irrelevant story, but was actually insulting someone with great intelligence!

Li Tianming in the live broadcast room came to his senses, and his face, which had finally regained its composure, turned as black as charcoal again!

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