American comics, invincibility starts with getting people to call you dad

Superheroes are busy fighting monsters and showing off, while Guan Fuyun is busy with the daily necessities of life.

After arranging the school, I bought a lot of toys and stationery with Dao Le.

He led A-Zu and Wanda back to the farm, then went straight into the kitchen, started to make a fire and cook, with smoke rising from the kitchen.

"Crack!"

Wanda sat alone at the stove hole, transformed into a girl adding firewood. She rested her chin on one hand, as if in a daze.

It was like it was unbelievable, and I was surprised that I could live such a daily life.

Sometimes she really suspected that she was dreaming.

But those books, school bags, stationery, those registration documents, and those toys, as well as the busy official Fuyun in front of me.

And there’s the aroma of delicious food.

They all look like bastards.

It tied Wanda's dream tightly and bit her to death, preventing her from seeing her satisfaction and happiness at the moment turn into a bubble.

"it is good!"

Looking at the mushroom chicken soup bubbling in the pot, and the steaming rice that has already been served, the shiny fried bacon, sweet and sour spare ribs, fried potatoes, dipping sauce, and a plate of vegetables.

Guan Fuyun smiled.

Anything you want to eat.

He has to cultivate and grow them himself, or buy them from the system store.

This is the only way to ensure that you will not be disgusted by the Americans.

Things like super serum can be easily obtained now, for example, A-Zu presented him with a treasure.

But Guan Fuyun refused.

Indeed, it has been explained countless times in comics and movies that this thing is useful and harmless.

But I really live in America.

Learn about biochemical experiments, nuclear pollution, blood pollution, lead water pipe pollution, medical pollution...

He really didn't want to give himself an injection.

The genes are in conflict.

"Dad, look at this, a light-up block!"

But A-Zu’s filial piety includes not only the super serum, but also the Cosmic Cube.

After integrating the power of Hydra and learning that there is such a treasure.

A'zu didn't think twice and gave it to Guan Fuyun directly.

Don't tell me yet.

This Guan Fuyun is really needed.

After all, he, the invincible one, is just an old father who can’t fly.

Now with the Cosmic Cube, I can teleport anytime and anywhere, and it is much more convenient to pick up Wanda from school.

As for the braised eggs?

Do not care.

Lu Dan’s greatest ability is that he can go undercover in the Snake Shield Bureau and become the director.

Apart from that.

To put it politely, Ludan is a blind, deaf, useless, burdensome and a nuisance.

If there was no superhero related to the incident to point it out.

He will never notice in his lifetime that the Cosmic Cube has disappeared.

Moreover.

So what if you find out?

Even if Lu Dan called Aunt Marvelous in anger, Guan Fuyun could reduce Aunt Marvelous to the level of an ordinary person and beat her until she cried.

His [True Immortality] is the strongest and most invincible shield.

And A-Zu will become the sharpest spear.

The two can even perform a combination of skills, and let A-Zu carry him and smash people, and whoever comes will die!

But this move was too shocking.

Don't use it lightly.

As for Wanda...

Wanda is adorable.

But speaking of the Cosmic Cube, it is also the Space Gem.

As one of the six singularities containing infinite energy before the Big Bang.

It is not only part of the rules of the universe, but also the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe.

Also come into contact with the Cosmic Cube.

Loki can only use it to open and close doors, but Big Mom, with the help of the light speed engine, has almost achieved enlightenment and directly grasped a part of the power of the universe's rules.

This is also the reason why she can fight against Thanos with only one gem or without any gem.

Unfortunately.

In this regard, Guan Fuyun does not have much talent, only slightly better than Loki.

"Speaking of which, Azu is the most suitable for the Power Stone."

"Wanda is for the Reality Gem."

"But the Reality Gem is the most buggy. It's too powerful and needs the help of other gems. The Mind Gem and Soul Gem are pretty good."

As an old father, Guan Fuyun always can't help thinking and planning for his children's future.

He knew the plot, so it wasn't difficult to seize the gem.

But before that, we need to educate the children more and add a few more entries.

For example, A-Zu, who possesses [Sunshine] and [Spiritual Support], is no worse than the blank Thanos.

Not to mention Wanda.

If she is pushed too far, Thanos's skull will be cracked open and his scalp will be torn off and made into shoes.

But this is not stable enough.

Guan Fuyun browsed the system store and soon found a target.

He spent a huge sum of 1800 points to buy a special bracelet for himself, A-Zu, and Wanda.

The bracelets can communicate and connect with each other, without being affected by the network and signals, or even space and dimension.

The bracelets can locate each other.

The bracelet also has a 50-square-meter space for storage.

For Guan Fuyun, this way he doesn't have to hold the Cosmic Cube.

You can teleport at will.

Protect the children.

"Thank you dad!"

A-Zu was surprised. With his father's magic props, the first thing he thought of was to put a nuclear bomb, an ignition device, and milk in the bracelet.

The sixth-rate wretched A-Zu is so terrifying.

"Thank you, Godfather!"

Wanda was happy and put toys and books into the bracelet.

"Let's eat."

Today is also a day of progress, and Guan Fuyun is in a good mood.

However, pick up the bowl and chopsticks.

Then he discovered a problem, that is, he was different from himself and A-Zu.

Wanda, the new arrival, doesn’t know how to use chopsticks yet.

but.

The girl who added firewood was very stubborn and didn't say anything.

She widened her eyes and stared blankly at Guan Fuyun as he skillfully picked up the chopsticks and started to pick up the food. She seemed to be thinking about something, and soon she entered a state where her brain felt that she had figured it out.

Then I plucked up my courage, picked up the chopsticks and tried to pick up some food.

I picked up a mushroom and it fell off.

I picked up another piece of chicken and it fell off again.

"..."

She didn't say anything, and Guan Fuyun didn't say anything either. He was happy to eat while watching her try hard.

He saw Wanda staring at the chopsticks with her big brown eyes, not blinking, and slowly did it again.

Then, just like a claw machine, it rose up and fell down again.

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

At one side, A-Zu almost laughed to death and rolled on the ground with laughter.

Guan Fuyun was trying to hold back his laughter when suddenly the light in front of his eyes began to distort, and the Winter Soldier's iron arm that he had placed in the kitchen turned into Bucky.

Then Steve Rogers showed up, holding Bucky's body and crying, "Bucky, Bucky! How can I live without you? Why did you hold back?"

Guan Fuyun: “?”

He stood up and saw a will-o'-the-wisp parked outside the house. The robot Vision with dyed yellow hair said, "Old Deng, I've taken Wanda away!"

Guan Fuyun: “?!!”

He even saw A-Zu doing the third test.

Oh shit.

This doesn't seem out of place at all, and it seems like something A-Zu would do.

Guan Fuyun came to the stove and took a closer look. Sure enough, he had eaten the wrong mushrooms.

Yaoshou!

It’s all A-Zu’s fault for distracting him with the Cosmic Cube!

These two people, one is Compound Man No. 5, and the other is a mutant, both have superhuman physiques.

Of course there will be no problem eating it.

But he is an ordinary person!

There are many solutions. The simplest one is that he just needs to subjectively believe that mushroom poisoning is an attack and harm.

Naturally, it can trigger [True Immortality].

but!

"The mushrooms are not wrong!"

"It's my fault. I didn't cook it well enough!"

Guan Fuyun said decisively, and because his expression was so resolute, his back as he stood in front of the stove also seemed to be arbitrary.

Wanda whispered, "What is the Godfather talking about?"

A-Zu laughed and said, "I don't know. Let's eat. As long as we act naturally, Dad won't be too embarrassed."

"No, Dad, why did you run away?"

"Don't talk to pigs!"

"Chickens can't dance or play basketball! Stop playing!"