American comics, invincibility starts with getting people to call you dad

"what?"

When Guan Fuyun heard Aishili's serious question, his cerebellum twitched for a moment.

"Optimus Prime, when did you come?"

"Yes."

"Heavy trucks should be fully insured... No, how can a car guy be an employee of the company?"

Guan Fuyun asked back.

“They came to apply for the job on their own.”

The troublesome pear presented the documents and reported: "Just like other mutants, mutants, and aliens."

"The Autobots are here. The Autobots are being persecuted by the American officials."

"Then they followed the company's advertising guidelines and came for the interview."

"When I saw it, I realized that it was a car that could talk, transform, and fight. If it were to become a superhero, it would have a lot of appeal."

“Just hire them.”

Guan Fuyun: “6.”

It turns out that the crazy native beasts in the United States are valuable.

Where there is bait, there is fish.

Aren’t there Autobots taking the bait?

Guan Fuyun lived in Bengbu. He came to the company's New York headquarters and the program crew and found Optimus Prime sitting in the studio.

It's a very dignified sitting posture.

"Hello everyone, I am the Autobot Optimus Prime from Cybertron."

"The ability is Autobot transformation."

"Support me, like, comment, follow, and give me feedback. A random audience member will be chosen to drive a car!"

Opposite the studio is the teleprompter.

At the beginning, Optimus Prime was a little uncomfortable and spoke his lines sleepily, like President Old Biden.

But when Shi Shi Li arrived, she whispered, "This way we can seize the Allspark, defeat Megatron, and reach the pinnacle of Cybertron! And maintain peace in the universe!"

"!"

Optimus Prime immediately became energetic, his acting skills shocked Zhang Yimou, and he said in a crying voice: "The evil American officials are researching Megatron in District 7. Can they figure it out? They don't have the ability to do it!"

"How many times have similar extraordinary accidents happened one after another?"

"Have you changed?"

"Change the condom but not the medicine!"

"We Autobots have our reasons. The Allspark is so important, but because of Sector 7's mess, old Popsicle Megatron thawed it out. Now it's in danger."

As usual, the film first accuses America to bring itself closer to the audience.

Improve affinity.

Then Optimus Prime went through the motions of playing the victim, saying: "I'm just a monster, a monster. Do you know what a monster is? I'm not a human, not a human..."

"I am Venom! Venom, the strongest Venom!" - This is the voice of the deadly guardian Venom Eddie in the next set.

The Pear frowned and walked over to ask Venom to keep his voice down. He was stealing the show and was so presumptuous.

Back to the Optimus Prime set.

With the Autobots' growling, twitchy acting.

Finally, I would like to conclude with one sentence: "Even if I am a monster, I still want to protect humans!"

This is labeled as beautiful, strong, tragic, diverse, Autobots, rare ethnic groups, and superheroes.

Very standard and very industrial.

It hits the spotlight on the audience, who are still in shock after experiencing another major crisis.

Under the leadership of the navy, the barrage soon took shape.

“Oh my god, Optimus Prime is so beautiful, strong and miserable. I’m crying my ass off!”

"Ahhhhhh, Optimus Prime giegie, I've accumulated enough missing points, can I exchange it for a meeting?"

"Autobots, just look at the road ahead and work hard. We will handle everything behind you!"

“Started with heavy trucks, fell in love with engines, and remained loyal to car quality.”

The Optimus Prime fan circle has officially taken shape.

And then.

Just let Optimus Prime take the Autobots to the streets of New York to beat up some villains, record some videos, and keep the popularity going.

Later, based on popularity, traffic, and fan stickiness, the company will consider whether to release personal movies or albums.

For example, Lokomotiv has an album called "Kill You", Hulk has a personal movie called "Don't Let a Man Be Green", and Thor has a personal movie called "Generate Power Here".

All were well received.

In contrast, the original Avengers member and American captain Falcon has not been in demand so far.

"6."

Watching the crew's show, Guan Fuyun suddenly felt like he was a tycoon in the entertainment industry.

He inquired, "So how did Megatron and Sector 7 handle it?"

"Megatron, he'll behave himself after a beating."

The Pear replied fluently: "We asked Magneto to summon Iron Man to give Megatron a special attack. Now it has been driven away by Tony, who said he wanted to study it."

"If you need Megatron props for a movie, you can borrow them."

"As for the American officials."

"Those who are ignorant and do nothing will be reprimanded."

"Those who do something immoral without knowing it, let the locomotive take their food away."

"Those who know about this and are wicked, let the locomotive keep stealing their food."

"The brain-dead, notorious leader of District 7 was shot dead after trial."

Ah!

well.

This set of procedures is very humane, and emphasizes that evil will be punished, so as not to provoke the scrutiny of the god who transcends everything, the river crab god.

Guan Fuyun nodded with satisfaction, and after Optimus Prime came down from the set, he took over and drove the Autobot.

I have to say it feels really good.

In terms of driving feel and physical sensation, there is probably no car on Blue Planet that can compare with the Autobot.

Then call a few female superheroes from the company.

The joy of riding is doubled.

During this process, Guan Fuyun also met Wolverine who was eating skewers and drinking, Lao Wan who was taking pictures of Professor X, and Charles who was commenting on Lao Wan.

The mobile game "High Strokes" has also been officially launched, with advertisements of Naruto and Sasuke everywhere in New York, the Land of Fire, etc.

I heard that in order to raise funds, Naruto has been using Flying Thunder God to deliver food, and Sasuke has opened an ophthalmology and psychiatric hospital.

"My family, I lost everything again! Can you please give me some tips for me, please?"

This is Tsunade live streaming.

According to comments in the fan circle, the female anchor Tsunade has maintained a legitimate relationship with the top brother and well-known writer Jiraiya for a long time.

Guan Fuyun also heard that Naruto and Jiraiya had met and were acquainted with each other, but they did not develop the master-disciple relationship of the original work.

The two still have different opinions on "Konoha", "Ninja" and "Hokage".

And for Naruto, who knew everything and changed everything.

Jiraiya arrived too late.

So, the two of them just walked together for a while while hoping for a better future, and then continued their own lives.

Zabuza and Haku also started over.

The two are getting married.

……

While Guan Fuyun was taking a ride, inside the company, Ai Shili still had a confused look on his face.

"So should Optimus buy life insurance, or car insurance?"

“It’s so difficult!”