American comics, invincibility starts with getting people to call you dad

Hearing this, A-Zu grinned like a pig.

He knows the melon seed stem.

It basically means "this is a fool".

But the two seemingly well-trained agents looked confused and were still politely thanking him.

This is a joke that only belongs to him and his dad.

Thinking of this, A-Zu smiled even more happily.

The big guy was grinning from ear to ear, like a naughty kid who got his favorite toy, which was quite strange.

This exaggerated and idiotic performance made the two agents watching Fuyun look at him with a hint of admiration.

After all, looking at the information and files, he is a Chinese who not only worked hard in New York, but also adopted a mentally retarded person who was not related to him by blood.

That's amazing.

Seeing Coulson still eating melon seeds, Guan Fuyun couldn't help himself and pointed at his head: "Working at SHIELD must be very stressful, right? With such sparse hair, someone who doesn't know would think he is a 20-year-old programmer..."

"You're so humorous." Coulson smiled awkwardly but politely.

heart:

Can you speak?

What is a 20-year-old programmer?

As a 20-year-old programmer, can my hair be as vibrant as mine?

He was complaining madly in his heart.

"Ahahahaha!"

At one side, A-Zu, who could detect lies and evaluate psychological activities through his super five senses, just laughed out loud and rolled on the ground.

Colson: "..."

Ward: "What is he laughing at?"

"I'm just laughing at your antics." Guan Fuyun said, "This is how I behave. If you don't like it, just get out of here."

This is serious.

As soon as he said this, A-Zu's face immediately became full of pride, he felt elated and happy again.

Ward: “…”

Coulson: "Uh, actually, Mr. Officer, we have business to attend to."

"Let go." Guan Fuyun.

"One month ago, in Brooklyn, New York City, hatred unleashed a bloodbath."

"Someone is blocking it."

"The reporter took a photo that was destined to shock the world... Is this photo of you?"

Coulson spoke, or rather, inquired.

The Marvel world is very abstract.

On the one hand, there is an explosion of high technology, with laser guns, helicarriers, starships, and Iron Man armor emerging one after another.

On the other hand, supplies were scarce, the slums had been buying at zero yuan, and people fought over a piece of bread.

On the one hand, satellite technology and eavesdropping technology are advanced.

On the other hand, there is basically no household registration or anything like that. All you have to do is change cities and get a fake ID to create a new person.

In this situation, the Snake Shield Agency actually came to the door.

There is a bit of moldy air about me.

"It's me." Guan Fuyun said.

"It was you?" Coulson frowned, wanting to confirm, "Then you saved a little boy at that time..."

"It's him." Guan Fuyun pointed at A'zu.

"Is it him?" Coulson felt that he was being teased again. He shook his head and pointed at the photo: "It doesn't look like it."

"At that time, A-Zu was still very thin." Guan Fuyun.

"It still doesn't look like that. This is not the same person at all." Coulson pointed at the photo. "He is only 8 years old."

"A-Zu is also 8 years old." Guan Fuyun.

"What the fuck is 8 years old?" Coulson shook his head.

He was not only certain that A-Zu was not a little boy.

I am even more certain that the man in front of me is not the hateful blocker in the photo.

Guan Fuyun was just making fun of him.

These Chinese are like this, they are not afraid of anything, dare to say anything, and dare to joke about anything.

Unlike the already whitewashed Chinese, who would just dress themselves up as clowns, get beaten up, and then act like clowns on the street carrying a sign that read "Americans don't fight Americans."

"Sorry to bother you. Goodbye."

The two agents hurried away and disappeared into the distance.

A-Zu witnessed the whole process and suddenly said, "Dad, that guy named Ward has bad intentions towards us. He is so domineering and is looking for death."

"Ah."

Guan Fuyun affirmed, "Very good, very careful observation. Ward is the Hydra agent I told you about."

"Did he make Dad unhappy?" A-Zu began to frown.

"A little."

Guan Fuyun nodded: "Because once the peaceful life is broken, the days will become more and more abstract."

"Then I'll go kill them?" A Zu's eyes were red.

Guan Fuyun looked at him quietly.

"It won't leave any traces. I don't even need to use too much ability to create a car accident." A Zu argued.

"not enough."

Guan Fuyun shook his head and said, "I've already told you it's Hydra. What problem can killing a minion solve?"

"Either don't kill, or kill them all."

"There's an old saying in my hometown: If you don't remove the roots of the grass, it will grow again in the spring breeze."

"Besides, Azu, my good son, you are the real king. You were born to do great things."

"Why don't you think about dominating Hydra yourself, once and for all?"

Upon hearing this, A-Zu was stunned.

He is only 8 years old!

Is it too early to study world domination now?

He was a little at a loss, and said nervously: "Is this really okay? I'm afraid I'll mess it up, Dad."

"It doesn't matter."

Guan Fuyun said: "If things go well, you are my good son. If things go wrong, you are still my good son."

"It's not other people or other things that matter, but your feelings, Zu."

"and."

"If you really want to succeed, I'll help you, Xiao Deng."

After hearing this, A-Zu felt that the corpse was warm and the corpse spots faded.

He nodded solemnly: "Got it, Lao Deng."

talking.

He planned to fly with his feet turned inward and go out to do great things.

"and many more."

Guan Fuyun stopped him and said, "I have prepared some gifts for you."

People are in Marvel.

How can you show off without a uniform?

He waved his hand and threw out a set of uniforms that cost 100 points and had outstanding performance and could withstand most combats and impacts.

The style is similar to the original A-Zu's battle suit in the black robe.

But the paint is black.

Also.

[Superman's black-framed glasses: After wearing them, others will most likely not recognize your face. ]

"Go out and show off your power. Show up and flaunt your might."

“This is just for daily wear.”

Guan Fuyun explained that this is also 100 points.

Since adopting A-Zu.

He can get 100 reward points every day, making money without any effort and having no shortage of anything.

And after a month of getting along.

He also understood what the system meant by "cultivating adults".

For example, Tony Dumb and Dumber, he is the boss of Stark Industries, a billionaire and playboy.

He is not an adult.

Only when he becomes Iron Man can he be considered a human being and have the ability to survive in the Marvel world.

same.

Guan Fuyun also needs to arrange a career and life plan for A Zu and actually realize it.

He also really got into the role of an old father.

"Now, happy killing."

Guan Fuyun looked expectant, and gave A-Zu a big bucket of milk, saying, "Be a good person."