American comics, invincibility starts with getting people to call you dad

Thanos, Orochi, King Ghidorah...all died at the hands of their father.

But the incident did not end there.

On this magical planet, the flames of war have broken out again.

There are mutants fighting the Sentinels, the Hulk fighting the Red Hulk, Wakanda which is said to be able to conquer the whole world, the universal super-magic girl, and the Skrulls who like secret invasions...

When it comes to settings, each one is more awesome than the other.

No one obeys anyone.

And after meeting each other, they lived up to everyone's expectations, became friends and lived a happy life.

An ordinary person’s three views collapse countless times in a day, and he thinks, damn it, the version update doesn’t include me!

In desperation, they all headed for the top shelter -

Dad's movie theater.

Not only are there touring, patrolling, and resident superheroes here, you can also cheer on your idols up close and even watch movies.

Coke and popcorn are also available.

How awesome is that?

"quick!"

“Large quantities of movies, short videos, and advertisements!”

"Advertisements save all mankind!"

Aishili's ambition is about to explode. The appearance of the giant snake intensifies the fear in the hearts of all mankind, and that feeling is lingering.

The best way to eliminate fear is to watch ghost videos and advertisements.

This caused the company's turnover to skyrocket!

Ai Shili is almost going crazy counting the money.

It's not just her.

Seeing that there is such a big market for making superhero videos and selling superhero peripherals, the Hydra members are going crazy. They adjust their mindsets and take their work seriously, with the standard of conquering the world.

"Locomotive, go grab the food from those idiots in the White House!"

"Let them starve!"

During the process, Aishili also found some resistance from the American officials.

The company, heavyweight combat units such as Fellow Villager, Godzilla, Wanda, and Mr. Guan are not here.

He doesn't have the guts to overthrow the White House directly, but he is the one who is in the way.

But letting the locomotives go and steal food and starve the White House is daring, and the trouble is not only there, but it is also very big.

After all, whether president or not, aren’t they just ordinary people?

I don't know what they are bragging about.

Do you really think that your nine clans are wholesalers?

Don’t treat your fellow countrymen as fellow countrymen!

Arrangements for the president.

The troublemaker said again: "Go clone a batch of blue eagles."

Considering that battles are so frequent on this planet, the world could be destroyed if there is a disagreement.

It is still necessary to strategically reserve a batch of Blue Eagles.

For example, Wolverine.

He was beaten by Thanos with one punch and only his skeleton, heart and head were left. Although he can heal himself, organ transplantation will definitely be faster.

……

"Drops of dirt!"

Inside and outside the White House, locomotives came and went like the wind.

He is not a mutant.

Without the X gene in his body, he is not afraid of the sentinels at all and can kill them directly.

He was scrambling for food like crazy.

The food that was about to be imported disappeared.

My stomach growls.

The president was "angry, he made me angry", "I'm so mad", and said angrily: "Quickly call back all the sentinels, the red giants! And the super soldiers! And the army, and the nuclear weapons!"

The order was issued.

It was rejected by Trask Industries, which manufactured the Sentinel, and also by William Stryker.

Since when can a mere president command a military-industrial enterprise?

It’s really contrary to Tiangang!

The president of Trask Industries called directly and asked bluntly, "You are really imagining things, right? You are a little president, and you can't tell the difference between a big king and a small king?"

The army did not refuse.

But they said that there were not enough military high heels, the cart was broken, the nuclear bomb was lost, and the people were on the way but might not be able to leave.

president:"……"

He got angry for a moment.

He is so hungry.

In short, after such a commotion, the Sentinel robots dared not move, and Red Hulk was forced to calm down.

Because there is no point in them making a fuss.

Thor, Spider-Man, the warriors of Asgard, and Dr. Doom, who recently became an internet celebrity and made money and developed his own magic.

But they are all very strong.

One could even say that they are just waiting to show off, act cool, and pamper their fans.

Under the promotion of Daddy's company's media machine.

Today's mutants are no longer the rats crossing the street as they used to be. Instead, the Americans have become the executioners of superhuman extinction.

The poles are reversed.

Magneto laughed so hard that he was admitted to the ICU.

……

Regardless, the snake died.

A god who was powerful enough to destroy Asgard was killed dramatically by Guan Fuyun.

what is this?

win!

There is joy after winning.

In Asgard, from the priests to the common people, everyone was excited and the atmosphere was boiling!

"Ahhh, my fellow countryman is so handsome! The future is promising!"

"Official father, please give me some motherly love!"

"He is a man."

“But I’m a woman.”

"6. I thought it was Children's Day, but it turned out to be Mother's Day?"

The Asgardians make friends in a simple way: once they have fought together, they become brothers.

It's normal for them to be enthusiastic.

But they are not only enthusiastic, but also talk a lot of dirty talk, which is probably influenced by Thor and short videos.

The company is developing more and more vigorously.

Guan Fuyun thought.

Although the barbaric people in Asgard were scraping and giving the giant snake a pedicure the whole time, they still felt a strong sense of participation.

"Brother Zu, that's awesome!"

"You are this, you are the real god of war!"

Thor hammered down, and after a brief exchange of business praises, he came before Guan Fuyun and respectfully invited him, "Father has awakened, please invite the gods to the feast."

Odin is up?

Then his condition is probably not getting better, but worse, so he should be sent for treatment soon.

In my impression, O. Old Sleepyhead Ding is usually very arrogant and awesome, commanding all the nine realms to obey him. But at critical moments, he falls asleep and is as unconscious as Biden.

Either you die in your sleep, or you die when you wake up.

Even more abstract than Gu Yi's death by falling.

Thinking about how Old Bidden helped A-Zu, he still had some feelings for him.

Guan Fuyun nodded: "Let's go."

Asgard's banquets are rather rough, featuring drinking from large bowls and eating large chunks of meat, full of the heroic spirit of ancient knights.

Once you accept this setting.

Guan Fuyun actually felt that the wine and meat of these barbarians were quite delicious.

The bones are as big as a human being and are grilled from some giant beast. They are served with Asgard sauce and have a strong flavor, so no need for much salt.

Guan Fuyun, A-Zu, Wanda, and Godzilla sat at a separate table.

Thor accompanied him.

The lively Loki was also called out to perform magic tricks and dance to liven up the party.

——This little bastard was originally imprisoned as a war criminal who started the war between New York and the Chitauri.

But when Thanos came, Loki responded directly, broke out of prison, and used his knife to deal a lot of damage and show his performance.

Plus, he was good at coaxing stupid Thor into saying nice things about himself.

The most important thing is that Guan Fuyun doesn’t care about the New York War and never pursues it.

So Loki was pardoned.

"Is this the Asgard?"

Tony, Hulk, and some other superheroes also came along to eat and drink for free.

Among them, Teacher Tony came to Asgard and saw those barbarians who were ahead of their time but still used high-tech methods such as throwing spears and hitting people. His eyes lit up.

I don't know what he is so excited about.

The party was at its happiest moment.

Odin appeared in neat clothes and raised his glass, saying: "To the gods from Midgard, to victory!"

"cheers!"

“[]~(￣▽￣)~*”

The barbarians cheered in unison and the atmosphere was lively.

"Wuhu!"

A'Zu and Thor were arm in arm, talking and laughing.

Wanda turned into a clingy person again, hanging on Guan Fuyun and kissing and hugging him, while Godzilla was eating Ghidorah's barbecue.

The picture is beautiful and warm.