American comics, invincibility starts with getting people to call you dad

As the king of gods, as long as Odin is in Asgard, his divine power will continue to increase, overloading his body.

But now the big snake that had been a big threat to him was dead, and his own stupid son had established a relationship with a heavenly father and a god.

Odin woke up from a good sleep and found himself relaxed and happy.

There is no need to guard Asgard.

Like on the set of Thor 3, he wants to live out his old age in a nursing home.

Guan Fuyun naturally had no objection.

But since he agreed, it is impossible for him to throw old Biden to Blue Planet and then leave him alone like Loki in Thor 3.

He immediately contacted Hydra and asked them to buy a sanatorium right away and arrange for a dance troupe to fill it, making it lively, romantic and pleasant.

We want the most fashionable and eye-catching service.

Things like documents, signatures, procedures...all have to be done within one day.

These things seem cumbersome and troublesome, but in fact they are not simple at all.

Especially in the United States, a toilet costs 170 million, but it is still not built and is scrapped in one day. And a few kilometers of bicycle lanes take 8 years to repair.

He has to shout.

Living in New York these days, he finally understands it.

The biggest problem with the United States is that the government does nothing at all. It doesn't build roads, solve public security problems, or address food problems, and everyone is just sitting there eating up all the food.

It may seem like they care about the lower classes, but this is just to satisfy their cheap and hypocritical sympathy.

Anyway, when something happens, just move yourself. If I talk nonsense, parade, or appear on a talk show, it means I have done it.

Or if someone else did it, then it was me who did it. If I hadn’t marched in protest, would it have been accomplished?

I am so great.

——Despite this official attitude, Americans can still resist rebelling.

I can only say that happy education is good.

……

It turns out.

It is useful to urge. After Guan Fuyun gave the order, all the Hydras were excited.

One by one, they started working like humans.

It's so efficient that it feels like going to an island.

After dinner.

Guan Fuyun led Odin, Thor, Loki, and a large number of Asgardians directly to the sanatorium.

Although they had changed their clothes and were not wearing armor or carrying weapons, this group of people looked very imposing wherever they stood.

Especially the one-eyed Odin in a white suit, with Thor in a black suit on the left and Loki in sunglasses on the right, followed by a group of big men.

That posture makes him look like a gangster boss.

"The Seine Sanatorium..."

Odin smiled and muttered something, then he vomited with a "vomit" sound. He said in pain, "Who shit here? Such a huge amount, vomit, you fucking bastard."

“Protect the king! Protect the king! Someone is plotting against the King of Gods! Their actions are punishable by death! Their hearts are punishable by death!”

Thor directly summoned Meowth Hammer.

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Loki didn't understand the situation, but he took out a knife and prepared to stab someone.

"Whoosh", a group of Asgard warriors, like the Spartans, followed the crowd and protected Odin in the middle.

They looked around nervously.

I saw a naked Smurf walking by, followed by three people stuck together, I don’t know if they were men or women... humans?

Then there is a dancing master who combines the four elements of men, women, young and old.

"Where is the evildoer?"

"My eyes, ah, ah——"

"Is this a test from the gods? Why is it so cruel?!"

The Asgardians were shocked, enraged, stunned, and then numb.

These feudal old antiques recited retro lines and turned their heads in despair, only to see that Guan Fuyun was no longer able to do it and was rolling his eyes.

“Help, help—”

He was all dizzy and only dared to breathe gently after falling into Wanda's arms. How did he get to the banks of the Seine?

Yaoshou!

"Quickly, quickly drag the Hydra responsible out and shoot him! He must be shot!"

"This black sheep cannot stay here for long!"

After saying this, Guan Fuyun finally lost consciousness and passed out in self-protection.

……

I don’t know how much time has passed.

Guan Fuyun opened his eyes in the ICU and saw Odin lying next to him.

The two looked at each other.

As a hero in his lifetime, he cannot express the desolation and vicissitudes of life at this moment. It is really a handful of bitter tears.

"Mr. Guan." Odin murmured, "You are a god of concepts and a god of heaven. Are you going to live in this demonic world? Otherwise, I'd better go back to Asgard..."

Guan Fuyun: “…”

He was almost broken by Odin's words.

Guan Fuyun struggled to get up, contacted Aishili, and went through formal channels to arrange a senior citizen community in Dongda for Odin.

……

After one hour.

Watching Odin playing chess, walking his bird, hitting trees in the park, dancing in the square, looking at his long legs, he was in a happy mood and had a big smile on his face.

Guan Fuyun finally came back to life.

“This is where humans live!”

Thor exclaimed.

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he would never have imagined that there was WiFi in the subway, there were no needles or zombies on the roads, and the public toilets looked like hotels.

There are also high-speed railways that can be seen everywhere, charging stations that will not be unplugged by people, and robots that can deliver meals.

You can't even hear gunfire here!

"Family, please like and follow me. I am Thor, the God of Thunder. I am now in Giant Gorge City! If you receive more than 100 gifts, I will immediately perform a hammer-to-the-sky show!"

Thor excitedly started playing Tik Tok, but before he could finish his words, he was taken away by the relevant authorities because he was "suspected not to be human".

"..."

Guan Fuyun watched quietly and suddenly laughed out loud.

He smiled and asked, "Where's A-Zu?"

"I think he went to the White House?"

Wanda tilted her head and said, "He said he hates the guy who drags his feet and stirs up trouble the most. He wants to settle the score and tear the president's head off."

Guan Fuyun: “6.”

……

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