American comics, invincibility starts with getting people to call you dad

When the Tumor Man is focused on going crazy and seeking revenge, he is still very intimidating.

Lu Dan believed it.

He pretended to be in control of the situation and said solemnly, "...So, what is your plan? Or, what is the reason for your hatred towards your fellow villagers?"

"Because my wife gave birth to his son." Butcher said with an auxiliary word.

"You have the same wife?" Lu Dan was surprised.

"It's the same son," said Butcher.

"?" Lu Dan was even more shocked. "I've never heard that my fellow villager has a son! He revealed it on the show himself, and he is only 8 years old now..."

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! This guy is eight years old?"

Butcher shook his head and said, "If I can come to this world, so can people from my motherland."

"I would recognize his face even if it turned into ashes."

"A hypocritical guy like him is the best at packaging himself!"

"and."

"Bloodshed in the White House... This is indeed the style of our motherland!"

"It can't be wrong!"

"Different worlds are merging... If this kind of thing can happen, why can't people from the motherland become fellow countrymen?"

"As a world-class agent, you should have realized this a long time ago, right?"

Hearing this, Lu Dan nodded thoughtfully.

Indeed.

For example, strange things like the two American captains actually happened.

Moreover, Steve was beaten to death by Soldier Boy.

Before he fled, he also met the soldier boy, hoping to deceive him once again and recruit his fighting force.

As a result, the soldier boy was like the Bull Demon King in the dark myth, his heart was broken, he was devastated, and his eyes were dull.

No matter how eloquent Lu Dan is, he will just stare blankly and pretend to be dead.

Lu Dan asked again: "So, what is our plan?"

"Approach a fellow villager and give him the virus!"

Butcher said confidently, "You just need to provide me with some help."

"make a deal."

Lu Dan stretched out his hand. After all, he was the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. and he also had some intelligence networks.

The two smiled at each other and reached a cooperation agreement.

Now, they are the only two Avengers left!

So exciting! So exciting!

"oi!"

Butcher went out with confidence.

Boom!

Then he was killed by a red tank.

……

Go forward half a minute.

On the streets of New York City, another extraordinary fight of varying magnitude broke out.

The reason why it is called a fight rather than a game of superheroes playing house.

Because this is the set of Deadpool 2.

Just when Deadpool was choking Thanos, Pulp Fiction, and Terminator, Russell suddenly released Red Hulk.

This is a red tank!

His real name is Kain Marco. Because he often hangs out with the Brotherhood, people often mistake him for a mutant. In fact, his power comes from the evil god Cytorak.

The magic of Cytorak makes Red Tank's power inexhaustible.

His body is nearly indestructible, and his ramming power has destroyed many buildings on multiple occasions, and he can even resist Thor's Mjolnir and Wolverine's adamantium claws.

In the character ability entry, there is even a description of [Immortality].

as follows--

The Red Tank is immortal.

His physical condition is always at its best and he is immune to aging.

As soon as this guy came out, he broke the highway into pieces with one punch.

The heavy truck, the red tank, the Deadpool...all fell down and hit Billy Butcher.

"No, man, you—"

Butcher wasn't dead yet, he was just vomiting blood, complaining, and having tumors flying around, trying to act cool.

But as soon as he opened his mouth, the red tank twisted its butt.

He and his tumor became one.

"Depend on!"

"You actually messed with Billy?"

Seeing this, Deadpool's voice was full of "WTF" and madness, and he said quickly: "Do you know who he is? He is the Green-haired Man from the Vought Universe!"

"The black robe is more popular than Marvel right now!"

"Without him, how will the plot develop and how will the crew survive?"

"Hiss, that's not right. It seems that another heavyweight from the motherland has also come, and that man..."

"The whole of New York is in chaos!"

Deadpool came to the body of Tumor Man and said lovingly, "Don't worry, it's fine."

At this moment, a shadow came over.

Deadpool started to fight right away, saying, "No more fighting!"

"I really should have worn white underwear today!"

"X-Men Uncanny Issue 183, Thor Issue 411, X-Men Unlimited Issue 12. I have always been your fan, Juggernaut! I have always dreamed of seeing my face reflected in your helmet as you charge towards me... but not now."

"Hmmahhhhh!"

"Don't tear it, don't tear it, I'm torn... We've had enough of the fight, let's go to Dad's company to apply for a job together, okay?"

"I really want to do Deadpool 3."

"I want to be the savior of Marvel ahhhh it hurts."

……

After a hearty and passionate fight, the knot in their hearts was untied and dumplings were made and smashed.

Deadpool, Colossus, Juggernaut, Russell...all came to the interview department of Daddy's company.

A group of people sat on chairs in the corridor.

Looking at the movie posters of Spider-Man, Wolverine, Magneto and others with envy.

it's here.

Everyone can see his or her idol, and it seems that they can also see their own bright future.

"Whoosh!"

at this time.

A-Zu, a fellow villager who had dealt with the Inhumans, flew back and was still drinking milk.

"Oh my God!"

As soon as he landed on the ground, Xiao Jianjian slid over to his knees, suddenly took out Butcher's head, and said, "A gift for the most awesome fellow villager!"

A-Zu: “?”

A-Zu: “Who are you?”

"I'm a street kid... oh no, I'm Deadpool! A die-hard fan of my fellow villagers! A loyal supporter!"

Deadpool patted his chest.

"?" A-Zu still hadn't reacted yet. He looked at Butcher's head and asked in confusion, "Why did you kill him? He's just a bug."

"Because he's stupid!"

Deadpool started talking nonsense, "In Marvel, good people don't die, bad people don't die, only one kind of people die, stupid people."

"6."

Ah Zu nodded. He was a talented person. He called Shi Shi Li and said, "Give him a role and pay him more."

"Thank you, Mr. Zu. Thank you, Mr. Zu."

Deadpool was so excited that he started pole dancing.

then.

He was brought to the set of Wolverine by Troublemaker and received the script and lines.

"Begin." the director shouted.

under the spotlight.

Wolverine turned his back to Deadpool and said, "What I hate most is people pointing guns at my head. I'll block your gun and there will be no bullets."

"To be honest, I've been wanting to have sex with you for a long time." said Deadpool.

"Isn't this a good opportunity?" Wolverine said coldly.

"I want to use your heart as my trophy."

Deadpool draws his sword.

"Hmph." Wolverine showed his claws. He had to admit, Blue Eagle's parts were really useful.

He even felt strengthened.

The two of them finished their lines in a cocky manner, and then began to open up to each other, stabbed each other in the back, and became close friends.

This kind of filming method allows every punch to hit the internal organs and every move to draw blood, and there is no need to worry about the actors dying.

It is loved by many netizens.

……

at this time.

Ludan is still confidently waiting for good news from Butcher.

Hold on!

He can also fight back.

……