Are you stupid? I am the villain behind the scenes

While looking at the house, Yi Mu and Hua Chaochao had a disagreement on daily matters for the first time.

After choosing the place where you will live in the future, there are two houses to choose from. The two houses are almost the same in size, but the number of bedrooms is different.

Yi Mu took a fancy to a house with only one bedroom, while Hua Chaochao preferred another one with several bedrooms.

"It's just one room, Yi Mu, don't think I don't know what you are thinking." Hua Chaochao crossed her arms and stared at Yi Mu sharply.

Yi Mu avoided her gaze and stammered, "I just think that we don't need so many rooms if there are only two of us living here."

Hua Chaochao's tone rose slightly, and he asked in a questioning "Hmm?"

Yi Mu couldn't resist and immediately confessed: "I don't want to sleep separately from you."

Once there are more rooms, he might be driven to another room by Hua Chaochao.

Thinking of this possibility, a pitiful expression immediately appeared on Yi Mu's face, like a puppy abandoned by its owner.

Hua Chaochao: "...It's no use pretending to be pitiful. I won't compromise."

Yi Mu gently took her hand and tried to persuade her: "But that bedroom is really big, and the bed is also big."

With fewer rooms, the area of ​​each room will naturally be larger.

Hua Chaochao smiled and said, "I can sleep in the crib. No, I don't even need to sleep."

Do gods need sleep?

Gods don't need sleep.

"..." Yi Mu pursed his lips, "I will feel bad if I don't sleep."

Hua Chaochao said firmly: "Then choose another one."

Yi Mu still didn't give up, and changed his reason to persuade: "That house has bad feng shui, you can't live in it."

Hua Chaochao narrowed her eyes: "Really? How come I didn't know you could read Feng Shui?"

Yi Mu paused, then said, "Master knows how to do it, so I have learned a little."

Hua Chaochao said coldly: "Oh, I don't believe it."

Asking Yi Mu, who has never believed in superstition, to learn Feng Shui is harder than asking a sow to climb a tree.

Knowing that he had been seen through, Yi Mu looked at Hua Chaochao pitifully, his eyes full of pleading, "Please believe me, okay?"

"..."

In the end, Hua Chaochao compromised.

There was no way. Yi Mu had learned how to act like a spoiled child from somewhere, and she couldn't bear to refuse him.

It’s just one bedroom. At worst, I can let him sleep on the sofa.

The next second after Hua Chaochao nodded in agreement, Yi Mu rushed to buy the house impatiently, fearing that if he was slow, Hua Chaochao would change her mind.

The house was fully furnished and fully furnished, so one could move in right after purchasing it. They moved in that same day.

This place was chosen by Hua Chaochao. It is surrounded by mountains and water, with a quiet environment, making it her ideal place to live in seclusion.

This was no different from her original plan, the only difference was that there was one more person around.

It's actually quite good.

……

Although he moved into the house he liked as he wished, Yi Mu still felt a little depressed.

Because the rule that Hua Chaochao had previously set for him that he could only be kissed once a day was still valid.

And she even added another 'hateful' restriction, which was that the kiss could not last more than ten minutes each time.

As soon as the ten minutes were up, Hua Chaochao stopped letting Yi Mu touch her.

As long as she didn't want, Yi Mu couldn't touch even a hair of hers.

Yi Mu felt so aggrieved, but he didn't dare to disobey Hua Chaochao's wishes, so he could only complain to Happy.

On this day, Hua Chaochao was watching TV, and Yi Mu huddled in the corner of the sofa, holding Happy's front paws tightly with both hands to prevent it from running away, and forced it to listen to his "complaint conference".

"Don't they say that gods are there to save the world and love the people? But why is my goddess so cruel? Happy, don't you think so? I love her so much, but she doesn't love me. She restricts me so much that I can't even get close to her." Yi Mu complained with a sad face.

"I'm so miserable..."

"so bitter……"

"so poor……"

Happy was tired of hearing these words these days. He wanted to leave, but he couldn't break free from Yi Mu's control. He could only hang his head helplessly, looking as if he had lost all desire to live.

If it could speak, it would definitely shout at the top of its lungs: "Stop reading! I'm almost sick of it!"

If Happy were asked to choose between Hua Chaochao and Yi Mu at this moment, it would definitely choose Hua Chaochao without hesitation.

Because the owner is too annoying to the dog.

How could Hua Chaochao not see Yi Mu's obvious ulterior motives?

She just ignored him and let Yi Mu talk enough.

Anyway, it's not her who feels uncomfortable.

While Yi Mu was talking, he secretly glanced in the direction of Hua Chaochao, and when he saw that she had no reaction, he spoke even harder.

He portrayed himself as miserable as possible, as if he had suffered all the injustices in the world.

However, Hua Chaochao still stared at the TV, ignoring his "wonderful performance".

Yi Mu talked until his mouth was dry and even Happy couldn't bear it and fell asleep, but he still didn't get a glance from Hua Chaochao.

Finally, Yi Mu lost his temper, let go of Happy, and collapsed weakly on the sofa.

He is tired.

At this time, Hua Chaochao slowly turned his eyes away from the TV, looked at Yi Mu, and said teasingly: "Oh, you finally stopped talking?"

Yi Mu remained motionless, staring at the ceiling, and said aggrievedly: "You don't even care about me, what's the point of me saying more?"

"Indeed." Hua Chaochao responded and turned to look at the TV.

Yi Mu: “…”

No, he couldn't just give up like this.

For the sake of future happiness, he must continue to "struggle".

Thinking of this, Yi Mu suddenly sat up and crawled along the sofa towards Hua Chaochao.

The sofa is "L" shaped. Yi Mu quickly crawled from the short end to the long end and was about to get close to Hua Chaochao.

Unexpectedly, Hua Chaochao suddenly stood up and stretched, "I've finished watching TV, it's time to go out for a walk."

"Happy, come on, go out for a walk." She called Happy again.

Happy, who had just fallen asleep, opened his eyes instantly upon hearing this, shouted excitedly, and ran to Hua Chaochao with four legs flapping happily, following her out the door.

Leaving Yi Mu alone in the mess.

The TV was still on, and the characters in it burst into laughter at the right time, as if they were mercilessly mocking Yi Mu's embarrassment.

Yi Mu glared at the TV fiercely, grabbed the remote control next to him, turned off the TV with a "click", then stood up and quickly chased after him.

After catching up with Hua Chaochao, Yi Mu walked side by side with her.

Hua Chaochao glanced at him and said nothing.

Yi Mu thought this was a good sign.

Hua Chaochao was walking with her hands behind her back. Yi Mu seized the opportunity, and like a thief, he quietly reached out and gently held Hua Chaochao's hand.

Hua Chaochao turned her head to look at him, and Yi Mu instantly became nervous. He pretended to be calm and looked straight ahead, pretending nothing had happened, but he held her hand tightly and did not let go.

Hua Chaochao raised her eyebrows, said nothing, turned her head away, and let him lead the way.

Yi Mu felt Hua Chaochao's gaze shift away and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Then, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise slightly.

What he didn't know was that while he was secretly rejoicing, Hua Chaochao also quietly curled the corners of her mouth.

……

After Yi Mu's unremitting efforts, he finally found an opportunity to get closer to Hua Chaochao.

That was when Hua Chaochao got drunk.

Hua Chaochao has a magical wine jug. You don't need to put wine in it, but it can pour out wine continuously.

Occasionally in the evening, she would sit on the balcony, enjoying the breeze and drinking.

This is a shocking discovery for Yi Mu.

That time, after he finished taking a shower and came out wrapped in a bath towel, he found Hua Chaochao was not in the room. Without even bothering to change his clothes, he started looking for her everywhere and finally saw her on the balcony.

At that time, Hua Chaochao was looking up at the starry sky, taking a sip of wine from the jug in his hand from time to time.

Yi Mu walked closer and saw Hua Chaochao’s somewhat dazed eyes, and suddenly felt incredible.

This was the first time he saw her drunk.

He had thought she wouldn't get drunk.

Suddenly, a person appeared in front of him, blocking his view. Hua Chaochao said lazily, "Go away. You're blocking my view of the moon."

Yi Mu not only did not walk away, but asked: "Are you...drunk?"

Hua Chaochao immediately retorted: "How could I be drunk? I'm just tipsy, tipsy!"

The word "slightly tipsy" was particularly emphasized in his tone.

Yi Mu was amused by Hua Chaochao's cute appearance.

Hua Chaochao frowned: "What are you laughing at?"

Yi Mu answered truthfully: "Laughing at you is cute."

"I'm cute?" Hua Chaochao couldn't believe that the word "cute" was used to describe her. "I'm not cute, there's something wrong with your eyes."

After saying that, he took another sip of wine.

Then he let out a sigh of satisfaction.

When Yi Mu saw this, an idea suddenly came to his mind.

He deliberately loosened his bathrobe, knelt on one knee beside Hua Chaochao, slowly approached her, and whispered: "There is something wrong with my eyes, can you help me take a look?"

"Sure, I guarantee the medicine will work!" Hua Chaochao turned her head and met Yi Mu's eyes with drunken eyes.

She put down the wine jug in her hand, reached out her hand and gently put it around the back of Yi Mu's head, pressing his head towards her.

In an instant, the distance between the two people suddenly narrowed, and their noses almost touched.

Yi Mu's heartbeat suddenly accelerated, as if he had never expected Hua Chaochao to do this.

Hua Chaochao's eyes moved, first glanced down, and then looked into Yi Mu's eyes, "I think it's not just your eyes that have problems, your hands too. You can't wear your clothes properly, you're exposing so much, it's easy to catch a cold."

Yi Mu's Adam's apple rolled up and down, and he asked softly, "Well, can you help me with it?"

"It can't be cured." Hua Chaochao released her hand from behind Yi Mu's head and turned her head back. "It's useless even if I cure it. I'll get it again next time."

She was a little drunk, but not confused. If she couldn't even tell that Yi Mu was seducing her, then she had lived in vain all these years.

As the fragrance that was so close to him left, Yi Mu felt lost and wondered why Hua Chaochao was still so alert even when she was drunk?

There is no chance to harm him.

Later, Hua Chaochao continued to drink, and Yi Mu did not leave, but stayed with her quietly.

Of course, the chest that Yi Mu deliberately exposed had been manually pulled up by Hua Chaochao and hidden inside his bathrobe.

In this regard, Yi Mu had only one thought, that is, Hua Chaochao was too difficult to seduce.

When Hua Chaochao finished drinking, she closed her eyes and breathed evenly and steadily, as if she had fallen into a sweet dream.

Yi Mu was not sure whether she was really asleep, so he called softly, "Hua Chaochao."

"Carry me into the house." Hua Chaochao did not open her eyes. She had a habit after getting drunk, which was being too lazy to move.

This gave Yi Mu a good opportunity. He was overjoyed and carefully picked up Hua Chaochao and walked into the house.

After entering the bedroom, Yi Mu gently placed Hua Chaochao on the bed.

During the whole process, Hua Chaochao still did not open her eyes.

Yi Mu maintained the same posture as before, leaning above her. His eyes slowly slid from her eyebrows to her lips.

Because she had just drunk some wine, Hua Chaochao's lips were moist and plump, with an alluring luster.

Yi Mu slowly lowered his head, as if being pulled by an invisible force, wanting to kiss Hua Chaochao secretly.

Just when they were about to touch each other, Hua Chaochao suddenly opened her eyes. Yi Mu stopped abruptly, as if he was cast under a spell. Then he heard her say, "Kissing secretly is not a good habit."

Being caught red-handed, Yi Mu thought the kiss was impossible and was about to move away. However, just as he stretched out his arm, a force pushed him back.

Yi Mu's eyes widened in surprise, and then Hua Chaochao kissed him lightly on the mouth and said:

"Kiss openly. I don't disagree."

Hearing this, Yi Mu's brain instantly crashed. It took him a while to react and he asked in disbelief, "Can I kiss you now?"

If he remembered correctly, it's not yet midnight, right?

He had already kissed all ten minutes of today in the morning.

"My words are hard to understand?" Hua Chaochao said, "Then..."

Before she could finish her words, Yi Mu couldn't wait to kiss her, interrupting Hua Chaochao's words.

Hua Chaochao put her arms around Yi Mu's neck and responded to him...

Since that night, Yi Mu tried a few more times and found that Hua Chaochao was particularly easy to talk to when she was drunk. Not only would she not refuse his kiss, but she would also kiss him as long as he wanted.

So, from then on, Yi Mu would ask Hua Chaochao similar questions every day, such as "Are you drinking today?" and "Do you want to drink today?"

If he got a positive answer, he would be happy all day and look forward to the arrival of the night; on the contrary, if Hua Chaochao answered that she didn't want to drink, he would not be discouraged, but rack his brains to find ways to persuade Hua Chaochao to drink, although he was not successful many times.