Are you stupid? I am the villain behind the scenes

Zhousheng College only has one day off a month.

Even so, the trio still got together.

On this rare day off, Chen Lanyi suddenly had an idea and wanted to pick up (steal) a child to play with.

So the three of them went to the Song family.

Chen Lanyi gently picked up the two-year-old Song Kongmiao and instantly turned into a gentle older sister.

"Xiao Miaomiao, sister will take you out to play, okay?"

Song Kongmiao opened his big round eyes and looked at Shen Lanyi in confusion. It was obvious that he could not fully understand the meaning of this sentence. He just responded with "babbling".

Li Cenyuan was touched by Song Kongmiao's cute look, and couldn't help but stretched out his hand to gently pinch her pink face, but he still reminded Shen Lanyi: "You have to think about it carefully, take her out, if Uncle Gu Wei finds out, we will inevitably be punished."

Song Guwei went out for something today and was not at the Song family.

Chen Lanyi was completely focused on teasing Xiao Kongmiao, and replied nonchalantly: "Then don't let him know. I've inquired and Uncle Gu Wei won't be back until the evening. We just need to send Xiao Miaomiao back before him."

"What if he comes back early?"

"Then just consider it bad luck." Chen Lanyi was very optimistic, "Let's go, let's go."

Li Cenyuan and Gu Tu had no choice but to pack the baby supplies and then follow Chen Lanyi's footsteps.

After leaving the Song family, the three of them took Song Kongmiao to a suburban area.

There is a stream here and they plan to catch fish here.

Considering that a two-year-old baby cannot go into the water, Shen Lanyi specially found a clean and soft grass, spread a small blanket, placed Song Kongmiao on it, and placed various cute little toys around.

"Little Miaomiao, just play here obediently. Your sisters and brothers will go catch fish for you and make delicious fish soup for you in the evening." Shen Lanyi gently rubbed Song Kongmiao's chubby little face and said with a smile.

Song Kongmiao sat on a blanket, holding a rattle in his hand, shaking it from time to time, responding with "hmm" sounds, his eyes full of curiosity as he looked at everything around him.

Li Cenyuan and Gu Tu walked to the stream, rolled up their trouser legs, and slowly went into the stream.

The stream water is so clear that you can see groups of small fish swimming freely at the bottom of the water.

"Atu, you go over there and drive the fish towards me. I'll stay here and catch them." Li Cenyuan lowered his voice and whispered to Gu Tu, for fear of scaring the fish away.

Gu Tu nodded slightly, moved his feet carefully in the water, and slowly walked towards the other side. At the same time, he gently paddled the stream with his hands, trying to drive the fish towards the direction where Li Cenyuan was.

Chen Lanyi stood on the shore, staring at the water, and occasionally reminded in a low voice: "Here, here, there's a big fish swimming by, Cen Yuan, hurry up and catch it!"

Li Cenyuan seized the opportunity and plunged his hands into the water, trying to catch the big fish, but the fish was extremely clever and slipped away with a swish of its tail, splashing water all over Li Cenyuan's face.

"..."

Seeing this, Shen Lan was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter: "Pfft - hahahaha..."

Gu Tu also laughed so hard that he fell backwards, not controlling the volume at all.

Li Cenyuan wiped the water off his face and pretended to be angry, "You two are still laughing. Come and catch it if you have the guts. This fish is slippery and hard to catch."

"I'll do it if I can. I can't beat you in martial arts, but can I lose to you in catching fish?" Upon hearing this, Shen Lanyi immediately became excited, rolled up his trouser legs, and strode into the water.

"You are just jealous that I am better than you." Li Cenyuan bent down and continued to catch fish.

He just couldn't believe it since he couldn't even catch a single fish.

Shen Lanyi groped in the water and retorted: "Yes, you are strong, then why don't you catch a fish for me to see, who was splashed with water on the face by the fish just now."

On the other side, Gu Tu, who had been catching fish silently, had already caught a fish. However, he did not make a sound. Instead, he pretended to be calm and suggested, "Shall we have a competition? Let's see who can catch more fish."

Shen Lanyi was staring at the water surface intently. Hearing this, he responded without even raising his head: "Okay, let's compete."

Li Cenyuan was also concentrating on watching the movement in the water. When he heard Gu Tu's proposal, he responded without hesitation: "Let's compete. The loser will run errands and buy snacks for the other two for a month."

"Deal!" Shen Lanyi and Gu Tu responded almost at the same time, their eyes instantly lit with fighting spirit.

The next moment, Gu Tu held up the fish he had caught long ago and announced excitedly: "I caught one!"

Li Cenyuan and Chen Lanyi were both startled by Gu Tu's sudden announcement. They turned around and saw the fish flapping in Gu Tu's hands, its scales gleaming silver in the sun.

"Okay, so you've already caught him and were still hiding him." Li Cenyuan knew Gu Tu so well that he saw through his "little trick" at once.

Shen Lanyi was not to be outdone, muttering, "Humph, just a fish, watch me surpass you soon."

Gu Tu put the fish into the bucket on the shore and said proudly, "I will definitely win this game."

Li Cenyuan and Chen Lanyi tacitly ignored Gu Tu's provocation and continued to catch fish.

During this period, they did not stay in the water all the time, but took turns going ashore to play with Song Kongmiao.

Before we knew it, the milk powder in the bottle was gone, the sky was filled with beautiful sunset glow, and the fishing competition came to an end.

The results of the competition came out quickly. Gu Tu caught the most fish, eleven in total; followed by Li Cenyuan, who caught eight, and Chen Lanyi caught the least, only six.

Li Cenyuan was very satisfied with the result. He patted Chen Lanyi on the shoulder and said, "I'm willing to accept the loss. For the next month, you will have to pay for the snacks for me and A-Tu."

Chen Lanyi puffed up her cheeks, "Bao! I'm going to stuff you two to death!"

After figuring out who the losers were, they released the smaller fish back into the stream, leaving only a few larger fish.

It was getting late, so the three of them hurriedly packed up their things, picked up Song Kongmiao who was already fast asleep, and carried the bucket full of fish, and rushed to the Song family.

When they arrived at the Song family's door, the guard at the door saw them and had an expression on his face that seemed to want to say something but hesitated.

Shen Lanyi: "I have a bad feeling."

Li Cenyuan: "Uncle Gu Wei is back."

Gu Tu: "What should we do then?"

The three of you look at me and I look at you.

Li Cenyuan took a deep breath and said, "Go in. You have to face what you have to face."

As I stepped into the yard, as expected, Song Guwei was sitting on a stone chair in the yard, his face as black as a piece of charcoal.

Hearing their footsteps, Song Guwei's eyes shot towards them fiercely like lightning.

"You three are so bold! It would be fine if you just did it on your own, but you even brought my daughter with you! She is only two years old, what if something happens!" Song Guwei slammed the table and yelled.

This roar directly woke up Song Kongmiao, who was sleeping sweetly in Gu Tu's arms, and the little guy burst into tears with a "wow".

Shen Lanyi pushed Gu Tu's back, signaling him to give the child to Song Guwei quickly, and said with a guilty look on her face: "I'm sorry, Uncle Guwei, we won't do it next time."

Song Guwei took Song Kongmiao over and instantly turned into a loving old father, coaxing the child gently.

After finally coaxing the little guy back to sleep, Song Guwei finally handed him over to the wet nurse with peace of mind, and finally had time to deal with these three "troublemakers".

He looked at them one by one with a stern gaze and asked, "Who is the principal offender?"

The three fell into silence.

Shen Lanyi was about to open her mouth to admit it, but she heard Song Guwei pointing the finger at Li Cenyuan: "Cenyuan, is it you? As the eldest brother, can't you lead your younger brothers and sisters to do something good?"

Li Cenyuan: “…”

He is so wronged.

He subconsciously glanced at the culprit, Shen Lanyi, only to see her lowering her head guiltily, not daring to look him in the eye.

Li Cenyuan sighed helplessly.

It’s okay, I’m used to it.

"Uncle Gu Wei, it's true that I didn't set a good example this time. I shouldn't have taken them and Xiao Miaomiao out fishing on a whim without considering the consequences. I will accept any punishment you want." Li Cenyuan admitted his mistake sincerely.

Hearing this, Shen Lanyi raised her head, her face full of guilt, and said with her head down: "Punish us."

Song Guwei's eyes fell on her, and the anger in his eyes instantly dissipated a little. He touched her head lovingly and said softly: "You don't have to, you must have been instigated by the two of them."

After saying that, he turned to look at Li Cenyuan and Gu Tu, his face became serious again, and he ordered mercilessly: "You two, run up the mountain with weights right now!"

There is a mountain right behind the Song family, and this is one of the ways the Song family often punishes their younger generations.

Li Cenyuan tried to struggle, "Uncle Gu Wei, can you finish your meal before running?"

It's time for dinner and he's a little hungry after fishing all afternoon.

When Song Guwei heard this, his eyes widened and he shouted angrily, "You still want to eat?! You are not allowed to eat until you finish running!"

Li Cenyuan and Gu Tu looked at each other and knew that it was hopeless to plead for mercy, so they could only accept their bad luck and go running in the mountain.

By the time they finished running in the mountains, Shen Lanyi was already full.

She had dinner with Song Guwei, and they ate the fish they caught in the afternoon.

Those fish were cooked in a variety of flavors, including braised, steamed, and stewed.

At the dinner table, Shen Lanyi opened her mouth eloquently, acting coquettishly and admitting her mistakes, successfully coaxing Song Guwei into losing all his temper.

Chen Lanyi did not forget her two good friends and specially left some food for Li Cenyuan and Gu Tu.

When they came back from running and smelled the aroma of the food, their eyes lit up immediately. Not caring about anything else, they sat down immediately and started to wolf down the food.

Chen Lanyi held Song Kongmiao, who had just woken up and was full of energy, and sat in the middle. She watched them eat with a smile and stretched out a hand from time to time to pick up food for them considerately.

"Come on, eat more."

Li Cenyuan took a bite of the fish meat, stared at Shen Lanyi while chewing, and said unhappily: "Why am I not a woman?"

Just because he is a man, whenever something happens, everyone thinks he did it, and Shen Lanyi is always regarded as the one who was forced or instigated.

Shen Lanyi: "You want to be a woman? It's so easy, Sister Cen Yuan."

Gu Tu, who was drinking soup from the bowl, almost spit out the soup when he heard this.

Shen Lanyi noticed him, took out a few tissues and handed them to him, and said to Li Cenyuan: "Sister Cenyuan, are you satisfied with this title?"

Li Cenyuan pulled the corner of his mouth, revealing a fake smile: "What do you think?"

Shen Lanyi pretended not to notice, "I think you like it very much."

Li Cenyuan didn't say anything else, just looked at her quietly.

Chen Lanyi felt a little guilty when she was looked at, "...Okay, I was careless today and caused you to run away from the mountain. So, for another month, I will cover all your snacks for two months."

"That's good enough." Li Cenyuan and Gu Tu looked at each other knowingly, and continued to eat with satisfaction.

In fact, they had already discussed it when they were running in the mountains. They must let Shen Lanyi compensate them well and not take the blame for her in vain.

At this time, Gu Tu put down the soup bowl, pretended to be pitiful, and muttered: "I want to eat steamed fish, but I can't reach it."

This was a perfect opportunity to use Chen Lanyi's guilt towards them.

As expected, after hearing this, Shen Lanyi immediately responded without hesitation: "I'll pick it up for you!"

Just as Shen Lanyi was putting the steamed fish into Gu Tu's bowl, Li Cenyuan joined in the fun and said loudly, "I couldn't get the braised lion's head dish either."

Chen Lanyi smiled: "You take a rest, I'll pick it up."

How could she not realize that they were deliberately ordering her around? She just didn't want to make a fuss about it.

Who told me that I really owe them today?