Spoiler at the beginning, Brother Tuzi, can you really open your eyes to this?
Chapter 153 What is Art? This is Art!
"Thanks, but I don't drink."
Scorpion politely waved his hand to refuse. The person in front of him was Jiraiya, one of the three ninjas.
Logically he shouldn't refuse, but he was a puppet after all, and he didn't have the ability to drink even if he wanted to.
But Deidara seemed much more heroic. He not only drank his own share, but also did not waste Scorpion's drink.
At this moment, his already slightly blurred eyes became even more blurry.
The blush on his face made his smile even brighter, and he looked at Jiraiya:
"Hey, you also have a soft spot for art?"
Jiraiya misunderstood, thinking that Deidara blushed because of their tacit understanding regarding those matters between men.
So he winked at me, with a look of "knowing each other":
"Of course, art is my favorite."
"Haha, that's great. We should talk about art when we get a chance!"
"My art is absolutely first-rate!"
"Looking forward to it!"
The two seemed to have reached some strange consensus, and then they put their arms around each other's shoulders and started drinking while chatting.
On the side, Yahiko, Nagato and Konan watched the scene while eating and couldn't help but find it a little funny.
I didn't expect that Deidara and Sensei Jiraiya would get along so well.
but……
I might disappoint Sensei Jiraiya with the art of that guy Dilada.
It's completely different from what Sensei Jiraiya thought.
Scorpion sat next to Yahiko, unable to suppress his doubts, and asked:
"Chief, why are you..."
"You wanted to come to Konoha?"
"If the people of Konoha knew your true intentions, wouldn't you be asking for trouble and be besieged?"
He and Deidara escaped quickly and were unaware of the Akatsuki's disbandment.
In his understanding, isn't the goal of Akatsuki to collect the tailed beasts?
Scorpion thought that Yahiko might have come here for the Nine-Tails, but Konoha is full of experts now.
It would not be wise to take action at this time.
What he was concerned about was not Yahiko's safety, after all, they were not that close.
He joined Akatsuki more out of compulsion, as Konan's strength convinced him.
He was just worried that Yahiko would drag him, his former member, into the water when he took action.
He didn't want to go up against the best ninja in the world.
Yahiko was stunned: "My intention?"
"What are they going to do to mob me?"
"Are my intentions so offensive?"
Yahiko was confused and asked three questions in a row.
Scorpion frowned: "If Konoha knew you were going to capture the Nine-Tails, they wouldn't just stand by and watch, right?"
"The Nine-Tails Jinchuriki is also the son of the Fourth Hokage. If you mess with him, let alone others, the Fourth Hokage will definitely not sit idly by."
Capture the Nine-Tailed Fox?
Yahiko looked at Scorpion's serious expression and couldn't help but laugh:
"Haha, Scorpio, you got it wrong."
"The Akatsuki organization has disbanded, and we no longer hunt the tailed beasts."
"We came to Konoha only because this year's Chunin Exams brought together geniuses from all over the world, and we didn't want to miss this grand event."
"Plus I came to see our teacher Jiraiya, that's all."
Scorpion was a little confused. The Akatsuki organization was disbanded?
No more catching the tailed beasts?
"call……"
Although I don't understand the reason, but since this is the case, there is no problem.
Yahiko patted Scorpion's shoulder and joked with a smile:
"But we have now formed a wildlife protection association. Do you want to join us?"
"I'd better forget about this."
Yahiko chuckled, he was just joking.
Afterwards, everyone resumed their relaxed and happy eating and drinking.
After three rounds of drinks, Deidara and Jiraiya huddled together, whispering to each other, and no one knew what they were plotting.
Yahiko looked at him curiously, but he didn't catch a single word.
Unexpectedly, Deidara jumped onto the dining table in one leap.
Stand straight as a pine tree.
"Hey, hey, what are you doing!"
"I'm still eating!"
Everyone's eyes widened. Was this guy drunk?
Deidara, however, had a mysterious smile on his face.
"Want to see my ultimate art? Then I'll open your eyes!"
Jiraiya stared expectantly, as if he had been waiting for this moment for a long time.
Yahiko glanced at Jiraiya and understood that these two guys must have come up with some weird ideas just now.
He sighed helplessly: "Teacher Jiraiya, what are you talking about? There are so many people here!"
"Don't worry, don't worry, Deidara said this is a serious art display, it's okay."
Jiraiya waved his hand, looking relaxed.
"Let him act it out."
"That...well, it's a shame I haven't finished my food yet."
嗗嗗——
Deidara suddenly ripped open his shirt, revealing a body structure that was different from that of an ordinary person.
There was a mouth on the chest with its tongue sticking out, which looked very strange.
"Forehead……"
Xiaonan quickly turned his eyes away.
Yahiko was so shocked that his eyes almost popped out of his head, and he looked at Jiraiya anxiously:
"Hey, hey, hey! Teacher Jiraiya, is this what you call serious art?"
"Striptease?"
"It's still the boys' version!!"
"This...that..."
Jiraiya was speechless for a moment when asked. That's not right. Didn't Deidara say that he wanted to display formal works of art?
Why are you taking off your clothes?
"Well, Deidara, why don't you come down first."
"Forget it today. We'll talk about it another day."
Jiraiya quickly tried to smooth things over.
Deidara shook his head seriously and refused, his face full of alcohol:
"How is this possible!"
“Once art begins, there is no reason to stop halfway!”
Since he was so determined, Jiraiya could only take a step back:
"Then try to solve it quickly."
"No problem at all!"
Deidara readily agreed.
Then he performed ninjutsu, kneaded some clay and fed it to the mouth on his chest.
Several audience members secretly breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out to be a performance of eating dirt?
I thought he would do something strange.
Everyone's curiosity was aroused, but soon their expressions became subtle.
Deidara's body gradually became transparent.
At the same time, a huge black sphere appeared in his original place!
In an instant.
Jiraiya felt a chill running from the soles of his feet to the top of his head, as if thousands of blades were pointed at him from behind.
He clearly sensed that this crisis came from Deidara in front of him.
Extremely dangerous!
It's a matter of life and death!
Jiraiya immediately frowned:
"Deidara, what are you doing? Stop right now!"
At this moment, Deidara, who was almost transparent, showed an intoxicated smile:
"I can't stop, everyone, please enjoy my ultimate art!"
"C0. Self-destruct!"
A blinding white light burst out from the black sphere, as if it would explode in the next second.
At this moment, Jiraiya's perception reached an unprecedented state of alert.
There was no time to lose, he quickly formed a seal and slammed the ground.
"Psychic art!"
In an instant, a huge toad rose into the air, swallowed everyone into its mouth, and then disappeared without a trace.
Shortly after they disappeared, the black sphere reached its limit with a loud bang!
“Art is…”
"--explode!!!"
Boom! ! !
A huge mushroom cloud covering an area of ten kilometers slowly rose up...
Finally, it slowly expanded and formed the shape of a white Patrick Star.
Konoha...
Gone.
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