Siheyuan: Wang Bo's Happy Life
Chapter 105 Xu Damao: Where is my tea?
Ma Hua stood in the middle and kept pushing away the dirty hands that kept reaching out from both sides, but the more he resisted, the more excited the two drunken men became.
Gradually, it was no longer MCA that was stopping the two men, but instead the two men attacked MCA together!
The more Ma Hua tried to stop them, the more panicked he became, and the more dangerous he felt.
Finally, Ma Hua couldn't stand it anymore and jumped out from the two people's blockade. He looked at Wang Bo with dissatisfaction and complained: "Captain Wang, you just stand there and watch the fun."
"You deserve it," Wang Bo said sarcastically, and then said, "Why should you be polite to people who are drunk and make trouble? Watch me!"
After Wang Bo finished speaking, he stretched out his right hand to lift up Sha Zhu, and swung his left hand in a circle, "Pa! Pa!", giving him two big punches.
Sha Zhu's face suddenly became red and swollen. Although he was not awake yet, he touched his face unconsciously with his hands, and his body twisted unconsciously due to the pain.
After throwing Sha Zhu away, Wang Bo grabbed Xu Damao and slapped him twice, which hurt Xu Damao so much that tears came out of his eyes.
"Look, you're all being honest now!"
Ma Hua's eyes twitched as he looked at the two people who were wriggling on the ground, covering their faces with their hands.
How much strength did you have to use to beat such a drunk person like this? But the effect was good, and the two of them finally stopped fighting.
Ma Hua frowned and continued to ask: "Captain Wang, what should we do next?"
Wang Bo stretched out his hands, grabbed a man's cotton trousers by the waist with one hand, and lifted them up easily. He said casually:
"It's so cold, just throw them outside to freeze to death, and let them be a pair of miserable lovers. By the way, Ma Hua, have you seen Lu Dao'er? If you haven't, I'll teach you a lesson today!"
Hearing Wang Bo's words, Ma Hua smiled bitterly: "Captain Wang, I'm timid, please don't joke with me."
Seeing that Ma Hua was so bored, Wang Bo was too lazy to tease him anymore. He said to Ma Hua, "Go get some stools and put them in the kitchen, light the stove, and let them lie down in the kitchen for the night."
After hearing Wang Bo's arrangement, Ma Hua felt as if he had been pardoned and quickly finished the job. Wang Bo threw the two men on a stool and let Ma Hua leave.
Looking at Sha Zhu and Xu Damao lying on the stools, Wang Bo became playful.
He first tied the two men together back to back, then stripped them of their trousers, and finally threw the trouser shells into the stove and set them on fire.
Wang Bo looked at the two people's legs shaking due to the cold, and couldn't help but secretly praise them in his heart. These two people are quite romantic, quite like the style of Wei and Jin Dynasties!
The next day, early in the morning, when it was still light, Sha Zhu's drunkenness wore off and he was finally woken up by the cold.
Sha Zhu, whose legs were shivering from the cold, wanted to move, but found that he could not move.
Sha Zhu woke up in shock and saw that he was tied up back to back with another person. What made him even more panicked was that his lower body clothes were missing!
Sha Zhu looked around quickly, and was relieved when he saw the kitchen where he usually worked. At the same time, he saw Wang Bo lying next to the stove, and hurriedly called out: "Wang Bo, Wang Bo, wake up, why am I tied up here?!"
Sha Zhu kept struggling and shouting, which woke up Xu Damao.
As soon as Xu Damao woke up, he saw that he was tied up and was shocked. Then he saw that his legs were bare and he was also panicked. He thought he would not be caught for being a hooligan after drinking!
When Xu Damao realized that he and Shazhu were tied up in the kitchen, he felt relieved and shouted at Wang Bo who was sitting up: "Wang Bo, what are you looking at? Untie me quickly!"
Wang Bo stared at the two men with a playful look on his face, and said with a smile: "You two don't know why you are tied up here, I will tell you."
Wang Bo continued in a joking tone: "You two were both drunk last night. You hugged and cuddled in the single room and even took off your pants!"
When Sha Zhu and Xu Damao heard Wang Bo's words, they were struck by lightning and were stunned for a moment.
Seeing the two men's expressions, Wang Bo continued to joke: "You two were lying on the ground. According to our words, you were fighting with bayonets. According to the foreigners, you were practicing fencing! Oh, I can't even describe that scene!"
"You're talking nonsense!!!"
Sha Zhu collapsed and yelled at Wang Bo, trying to deny the cruel reality Wang Bo said. He was a 30-year-old virgin, and his virginity was gone just like that? !
Xu Damao had a look of dejection and despair. He vaguely remembered that he had a friendly exchange with someone last night. He thought it was his wife, but unexpectedly it was Sha Zhu!
Seeing that Sha Zhu was still resisting, Wang Bo sighed, "Alas, in order to tie you two here, Ma Hua almost fell victim to your murder. Sha Zhu, when you see him, you can ask him if what I said is true."
In an instant, both of them looked ashen.
Sha Zhu felt disgusted and desperate. He actually had sex with a man, Xu Damao!
Sha Zhu wanted to stab Xu Damao to death with a knife and then cut his own neck!
Xu Damao had a relatively low bottom line. He didn't seek death, but he felt as disgusted as if he had eaten a dead rat.
Looking at the two people who had lost all hope in life, Wang Bo shouted with a smile, "Since you are both awake, I will not disturb you two from reminiscing about your past. I will go home and rest first. I am exhausted after taking care of you all night!"
"and many more!"
Hearing that Wang Bo was leaving, Xu Damao shouted anxiously: "Wang Bo, untie us first before you leave!"
At this time, Sha Zhu also reacted and shouted in panic: "Wang Bo, don't leave!"
Wang Bo stopped and looked at the two of them with a melancholy look on his face.
"Third uncle, I have been kind all my life and have never done anything evil, but I always see the ugliness of human nature. I saved your lives last night, but I couldn't even get a word of thanks from you."
Then Wang Bo raised his voice: "Where is morality? Where is shame? Where is the underwear?!"
Suddenly, they both felt a chill from below.
"Brother! Brother! My dear brother! Thank you for saving our lives last night. Please be kind and untie the rope for us!"
"Brother! Third uncle! You are our uncle, please help us again this time!"
Seeing the two begging desperately, Wang Bo felt that the time was right, so he stopped teasing them and reached out to untie the rope.
After untying the rope, the two jumped to the sides like rabbits and quickly picked up their pants. At this time, Xu Damao looked around and shouted at Wang Bo: "Wang Bo, where are my pants!"
"Xu Damao, why are you asking me when you lost your pants? Are you asking Shazhu?"
Hearing Wang Bo's answer, Sha Zhu and Xu Damao glanced at each other with disgust, and quickly turned their heads away.
After putting on their pants, they left the kitchen separately without saying a word. Wang Bo watched them leave with a smile.
It seems that these two people are still not convinced, so I have to talk to them about this matter.
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