Siheyuan: Wang Bo's Happy Life

Xu Damao looked at the terrifying ghost face getting closer and closer to him. The extreme fear made his whole body tremble, and thick sweat instantly broke out on his face.

In extreme fear, Xu Damao finally burst out a desire to survive, which made him shout loudly, and then he lost all his strength.

Immediately afterwards, Xu Damao's eyes went dark, his legs went limp, and he collapsed directly into the toilet!

Seeing Xu Damao fall directly into the pit, the ghost face let out a strange laugh and then disappeared over the wall.

Xu Damao, who fell into the toilet, was awakened by the foul smell that hit his head. The pungent smell made him unable to open his eyes and he cried madly.

Xu Damao wanted to wipe his tears with his hands, but he didn't expect that his hands were covered with feces and urine, and he wiped his face directly, which made him vomit!

It was just after the Mid-Autumn Festival and the city was still hot from the summer. The smell in the toilet was so bad that one had to hold one's breath when going to the toilet. What's more, it was in the pit toilet, which was a hundred times stinkier than outside!

At this time, Xu Damao didn't care whether there were ghosts outside or not. He would rather die outside and be strangled to death by ghosts than drown in this cesspool!

Xu Damao quickly stretched out his hands and dug hard into the toilet, trying to climb out.

But unfortunately, he was so scared that his whole body went limp, his hands had no strength, and his legs were also weak. He tried several times but couldn't climb out.

The smell in the toilet was so disgusting that after several attempts, Xu Damao finally realized that he couldn't get out by himself. Helplessly, he could only shout:

"Hurry up, help!"

After Xu Damao shouted loudly, his chest ran out of breath and he took a deep breath naturally.

Suddenly, the foul smell filled the air directly into the depths of every alveolus of his lungs.

The sour stimulation made Xu Damao cough and vomit uncontrollably, with snot and tears flowing out of his nose.

After finally controlling himself, Xu Damao stretched his neck outwards and tried to breathe in some fresh air, and then he continued to shout loudly: "Help!"

At this time, most people had just laid down and had not yet fallen asleep. They vaguely heard someone outside shouting for help, so they hurriedly put on their clothes and ran out to see what was going on.

More and more neighbors came running, and they followed the sound and found the toilet.

But people went into the restroom and waved their flashlights back and forth, but they didn't see anyone.

Xu Damao saw the flickering light outside the pit and shouted, "Help! I'm in the pit!"

Hearing the shouting coming from the pit, everyone hurried over, surrounded the pit, and shone flashlights inside.

Suddenly, the pit was lit up as brightly as day. Xu Damao stood in the pit, shielding the dazzling light with his hands. He was anxious and angry. He shouted with a bit of grievance and frustration: "Stop shining the light. Please help me up quickly!"

Xu Damao has always had a high opinion of himself, thinking that he is a well-known person in this area. Today he fell into the toilet and it was really embarrassing!

When everyone saw Xu Damao in the pit toilet, his body was covered in feces and he looked very disheveled. He no longer had his usual arrogance and domineering demeanor. The onlookers immediately burst into laughter.

Xu Damao is a bad guy who offends many people on a daily basis. The neighbors don't have a good impression of him, and it is very gratifying to see him make a fool of himself.

Xu Damao was annoyed when he heard the laughter coming from the pit. He became mad and said, "You guys just laugh. I'll find a time to teach you a lesson one by one when I get out!"

But this was not the time to offend anyone, Xu Damao suppressed the hatred in his heart, tried to force a smile on his face, and said flatteringly: "Dear neighbors, brothers and uncles, please be kind and pull me up first. I will thank you all after I get out."

After hearing what Xu Damao said, everyone felt that leaving him alone was not a good idea, but no one was willing to reach out to pull Xu Damao. After all, he was covered in feces, and no one could bear to get stuck with him.

They looked around again and saw Xu Damao's crutches leaning against the wall. They quickly took them and put them into the toilet backwards, asking Xu Damao to hold the crutches tightly at the part of his armpits where he usually rested his hands.

When Xu Damao saw the crutches stretched out, he thought he had found a savior and quickly grabbed them with both hands. After everyone saw him holding on tightly, they worked together and slowly pulled him out of the pit.

Xu Damao, who had finally escaped, could no longer bear the gazes of the crowd, and walked out on crutches amid the shrill laughter.

Unfortunately, his leg was hit when he fell just now, and his old injury did not allow him to walk too fast. He could only move out step by step. Just like that, under the dodging and attention of everyone, Xu Damao walked out of the men's restroom.

But when he came out of the toilet, the scene in front of him made Xu Damao's eyes go dark.

The few shouts he made just now attracted everyone nearby. There were even more people on the street at this time than during the day. The street near the toilet was almost full of people.

As soon as Xu Damao appeared, he immediately attracted everyone's attention and people shone their flashlights over to him.

"Wow, Xu Damao fell into the toilet!"

"It's really Xu Damao, his body is covered with shit!"

"What's that smell? Get away from me!"

"Da Mao, you are famous now!"

"This kid is always acting like a nobody and thinks he's a nobody. Now he finally gets what he deserves."

Under the illumination of numerous flashlights, every part of Xu Damao's body was clearly visible. People looked at his miserable appearance and made all kinds of ridicule and mockery.

Xu Damao had never been treated so humiliatingly before. He collapsed internally. Amid the mockery of the crowd, he rolled his eyes and fell to the ground.

After seeing Xu Damao fainted, everyone quickly stopped laughing, worried that something might have happened to him. Yi Zhonghai endured the stench and walked to Xu Damao's side. He lowered his head and saw that Xu Damao had indeed fainted. He hurriedly shouted, "Shazhu, go to the backyard and wake up the old Xu couple. Wang Bo, go push your tricycle and get ready to take Xu Damao to the hospital!"

At this time, Wang Bo was standing aside, watching the fun with a smile on his face.

Relying on his strong physical fitness and the cooperation of the space courtyard, Wang Bo completed a series of difficult moves and successfully scared Xu Damao into falling into the toilet. He was quite satisfied with his operation tonight.

Hearing his name being called, Wang Bo shouted loudly: "Hey, Lao Yi, I'm sorry, my tricycle broke down today and is being repaired at the repair shop. Can you find someone else?"

Yan Fugui also covered his nose and walked closer to take a look. He wanted to lend a hand, but he didn't dare to. Xu Damao's whole body was covered with feces. The smell would penetrate his nostrils just when he got close. It was so dirty.

Wang Bo couldn't stand the smell either. He stood far away, looking at this side and shouting: "Xu Damao has never been so ugly before. It's obvious that he is so angry that he has lost his mind. Throw a few basins of water on him and he will wake up!"