Siheyuan: Wang Bo's Happy Life

The three of them first aimed at the toilet, but there were always people coming and going in the toilet. After waiting for a long time, there was always someone inside, which made the three of them tired of waiting.

Liu Guangfu suddenly widened his eyes, as if he had thought of something, and said happily:

"Don't wait here, there's a big one in the yard! That big vat is full of shit!"

"I think it works!"

The three of them went into the courtyard and compared them, and found that the tank in the middle courtyard looked more beautiful.

The jar was buried neither too deep nor too shallow, and looked like a cannon barrel pointing toward the sky.

Okay, that’s it!

The three of them looked around and saw that there was no one around. Bang Geng found a stick and drilled a hole in the straw mat. Yan Jiekuang lit a firecracker and threw it in.

But before the three of them could walk far, the large vat for composting exploded.

"boom!!!"

Thunder roared suddenly out of nowhere, shaking the entire street.

The huge impact force blew the big vat into several large pieces, and the manure that had been fermenting in the vat for a month flew up into the sky. The black soup and chunks of manure splashed directly to every corner of the central courtyard, covering the walls, glass, doors and roofs of several houses with a black and smelly coating!

Afterwards, a black drizzle fell all over the courtyard.

Banggeng, Jiekuang and Guangfu were all covered in feces, even their faces were black. They looked at each other and then spit out some black mud. The stench in their mouths made them feel nauseous and sick, and they all bent over and vomited.

The loud noise just now made the people in the middle courtyard's scalps numb. After they finally recovered, they pushed the door to see what was going on.

As a result, as soon as they opened the door, they were overwhelmed by the stench that filled the yard, and then they all bent over and started to retch.

The neighbors from the front and back yards who heard the news stood far away at the two doorways, covering their mouths and noses tightly, looking at the messy middle yard in shock.

This central courtyard, from high to low, from inside to outside, was all covered with sewage, as if it had become a world of manure. The stench that penetrated their skin and bones made them dare not take a single step forward.

This central courtyard is no longer habitable!

Sha Zhu stood at the door, wiping his tears and cursing: "Three little bastards, why do you play with shit when there are other things to do? I will make you lick all the shit clean later!"

After hearing what Sha Zhu said, the three people in the yard vomited even more.

Jia Zhang had opened the door, but when she saw the manure water all over the ground outside the yard, she slammed the door shut with a bang, and then her shouting and cursing could be heard from the room.

"Whose lack of virtue is this? A bunch of bastards who gave birth to sons without dermatitis! You..."

On the other side, Yi Zhonghai, no matter how well-mannered he was, had a ferocious look on his face. He shouted towards the outside of the yard:

"Yan Fugui, Liu Haizhong, and Jia Dongxu, look at what your children have done and clean up the yard!"

After Yi Zhonghai finished shouting, he took a deep breath unconsciously, and immediately a foul smell went straight into every alveolus of his lungs, which was so sour that his eyes went black and he held onto the door and vomited loudly!

After waiting for a long time until the smell became a little less, everyone in the middle courtyard ran out.

The three dung monkeys were now standing in the pool, gargling and washing frantically.

Wang Bo wore a three-layer mask and stood far away, watching the fun with a group of neighbors.

As he watched with a smile, he marveled at human creativity. He thought it would be great if these three little brats could blow up a toilet and get their faces covered in shit, but he never expected that they blew up a tank of fermenting manure water, turning it into a small biogas pool!

For some reason, many words popped up in Wang Bo's mind:

Work hard to become stronger, work hard to move forward, work hard and the feces are not equal, people and gods work together, the feces fill the chest, without feces, one cannot start, work hard and forget to eat, sorrow and feces are mixed, the feces do not want to live, the brave seagull is flying proudly!

Soon, people from the Street Office and the Public Security Bureau came, but were soon driven away by the stench that filled the yard.

After figuring out that it was the three kids who set off firecrackers that caused the manure to burst, Director Wang pointed his finger at Liu Haizhong and shouted, "Old Liu, you are now the boss of this compound. Quickly organize the people in your compound to clean it up. We can have a good chat after we're done!"

The public security comrades also criticized and educated Liu Haizhong, and said they would come back to check in a few days.

Liu Haizhong was so sad that he had no tears to cry. He had just become a grandfather for a month and had already encountered such a thing.

Having caused such a big mess, Banggeng and the other two were beaten up. Yan Fugui picked up a bamboo stick for the first time, Jia Dongxu also swung a broom, and Liu Haizhong even pulled out his belt. Bursts of ghost howlings were heard in the courtyard again.

Afterwards, Wang Bo felt disgusted with the smell and went back to his home. After a while, rain water also entered the house.

"Brother Xiaobo, I need you to hide here for a while, it stinks in there!"

"Okay, Yushui, find a place to sit by yourself."

Yu Shui looked at Wang Bo who was calm and collected. Suddenly, he came closer and stared at Wang Bo with his big eyes:

"Little Bo, it wasn't you who gave the idea to the three of them, was it?"

"How is that possible? How could I, a kind, selfless, honest and upright young man, do such a thing?"

Wang Bo had an upright look on his face, and his words were so powerful that no one could doubt them.

"Really? I feel like it was your idea."

Yu Shui looked Wang Bo up and down, then said, "You have the same expression when Bang Geng lies."

Wang Bo looked aggrieved, sighed and continued:

"Alas, is there still trust and affection between people? Rain, I am very sad to hear you say that! You are slandering me."

In the past few days, they had no idea how many times they had cleaned the house in the middle courtyard, but no matter how they cleaned, there was always a foul smell in the middle courtyard.

The households in the central courtyard are basically outside during the day, and they come back to sleep at night when they have no choice. But even inside the house, they still feel uncomfortable because of the smoke.

Not only the central courtyard, but the entire quadrangle also exuded a foul smell. Wang Bo couldn't stand it anymore. It happened that Yu Shui thought the central courtyard was too smelly and wanted to live in his house, so he took the initiative to change to the night shift and went to the steel rolling mill to sleep every day.

When Sha Zhu saw Wang Bo running away, he followed suit and lived in the kitchen of the steel rolling mill every day, while Yi Zhonghai took a aunt to sleep on the floor at the deaf old lady's house in the backyard.

Jia Dongxu and his family had nowhere to hide and could only continue to sleep in the middle courtyard. However, the unpleasant smell really kept him awake, and he was even in a daze at work during the day.

What no one expected was that danger was quietly approaching him.