Siheyuan: Wang Bo's Happy Life

Xu Damao’s wife Lin Xiu suddenly felt something was wrong. Why was Xu Damao lying motionless on the bed?

"Da Mao, Da Mao?"

Lin Xiu shouted twice and pushed Xu Damao who was lying on the bed, but Xu Damao was like a dead pig, motionless. She quickly got up and turned Xu Damao over.

It was then that Lin Xiu discovered that Xu Damao's face was as white as paper, saliva kept flowing out of the corners of his mouth, and his two big eyes were staring straight ahead. No matter how Lin Xiu called out, he did not respond.

Xu Damao was actually frightened by the ghost face that suddenly appeared in front of him.

After Wang Bo frightened Xu Damao, he hid in the small courtyard.

He was in the empty courtyard and watched Lin Xiu go out and shout in panic, calling all the neighbors in the compound over. While there were many people outside and no one was paying attention to the window, he quietly came out of the empty courtyard.

"Get out of the way, what are you all doing here?"

Wang Bo stood at the door and shouted inside, and the neighbors quickly made way for the only leader in the compound.

When Lin Xiu saw Wang Bo, she felt like she had found a savior. She pleaded anxiously, "Uncle, I don't know what happened to Damao just now. He just became like this. Please think of a way to save Damao!"

Wow, Damao’s wife is quite sensible. She knows to call herself the third uncle!

Wang Bo nodded with satisfaction. He came to the bedside, bent over and pretended to look at Xu Damao, pinched his philtrum, then stood up and said firmly: "Da Mao is frightened."

Isn't this nonsense?

The neighbors standing nearby thought, anyone can see it, so you don’t need to tell them.

Lin Xiu asked anxiously, "Uncle, do you have any way to cure it?"

"I have a method, but I can't guarantee its effectiveness. Damao's wife, you decide whether to use it or not."

Hearing Wang Bo say this, Lin Xiu hurriedly said, "Use it, use it! Uncle Third, just use it if you have any ideas!"

"it is good!"

Wang Bo rolled up his sleeves and said to the neighbors gathered around him: "Have you heard of the story of Fan Jin passing the imperial examination?"

They were all a bunch of rough guys who had never heard of this before and they kept shaking their heads.

"Alas," Wang Bo shook his head in grief, "you are all a bunch of illiterate people. Uncle San will explain to you."

Then Wang Bo said proudly: "This story is about a man named Fan Jin, who took exams all his life but never achieved anything. When he was in his 40s or 50s, he suddenly heard that he had passed the imperial examination. He was so happy that he was either crying or laughing. The doctors said there was no cure, but his father-in-law slapped him twice and he recovered."

Wang Bo raised his palm high, "Everyone, Fan Jin was so happy that he went crazy, and Xu Damao was so scared that he was stunned. They are similar, and both deserve a few slaps. Although I am not Xu Damao's father-in-law, I am also the third uncle in this compound. I can barely be considered Damao's elder, so it is most appropriate for me to spank him."

After Wang Bo finished speaking, he raised his hand and slapped Xu Damao hard in the face.

Everyone only heard a loud "bang!", as if a small firecracker was set off on Xu Damao's face.

Xu Damao's body was uncontrollably tilted to the side by Wang Bo's slap.

The neighbors' hearts skipped a beat as they imagined how painful it would be if this slap hit them on the face.

These three uncles are so cruel!

Just this slap woke Xu Damao up abruptly. His eyes were not straight and he let out a meaningless groan and tried to open his mouth to speak.

Wang Bo had just slapped Xu Damao once and he wasn’t satisfied yet, so how could he let Xu Damao go like that?

He grabbed Xu Damao by the collar and slapped him again with his backhand.

"Snapped!"

The slap made Xu Damao's head buzz so much that he couldn't speak at all.

"Alas, Damao's condition is quite serious. Looks like we have to hit him a few more times!"

After Wang Bo finished speaking, he ignored Xu Damao who wanted to struggle and slapped him eight times in a row.

"Crack! Crack! Crack! Crack! Crack! Crack! Crack! Crack!"

When I first came here, I gave Sha Zhu ten big bidou, and this time I will give you Xu Damao ten too. Now you two brothers can't say that I, the Third Uncle, am partial to you.

"comfortable!"

After beating Xu Damao, Wang Bo didn't control his mouth and shouted out what was in his heart.

Everyone stared at Wang Bo blankly with complicated expressions. Xu Damao woke up when you slapped him for the first time, but was knocked unconscious by the subsequent slaps you gave him!

This is not saving people, this is naked revenge!

Wang Bo looked indifferent. He shook Xu Damao again and pretended to be concerned and whispered, "Da Mao, Damao, are you okay? If not, Uncle Three will have to slap you a few more times."

"Okay, okay, stop fighting."

Xu Damao's big donkey face had become red and swollen like an oval. At this time, his fear of pain had overwhelmed the shock just now, and he quickly squeezed out a word weakly from his throat.

"See? Xu Damao is fine!"

Wang Bo looked at everyone with a proud look on his face, "Look, Third Uncle knows the most. From now on, if you have any difficult or complicated diseases, just go to Third Uncle. Third Uncle may not guarantee that the medicine will cure the disease, but you don't need to spend money, how great is that!"

While everyone was dealing with Wang Bo with an awkward smile on their faces, Xu Damao finally recovered. He pointed out the window tremblingly and whimpered in fear, "Xiu'er, there's a ghost outside!"

What Xu Damao said stunned everyone.

Lin Xiu's face changed, but she reacted quickly. She pushed Xu Damao and blamed him:

"Da Mao, what nonsense are you talking about? You just heard some noise outside. You are so scared that you are talking nonsense. How about letting Uncle San spank you a couple of times?"

"no need!"

Xu Damao quickly refused, "Dear neighbors, and Uncle San, I'm fine, thank you for your concern, and go back quickly."

Wang Bo patted Xu Damao on the shoulder and said earnestly, "Damo, you have to be careful with your words. Don't talk nonsense, or the third uncle will have another chance to beat you up."

Xu Damao understood that Wang Bo was pointing a finger at him, and he replied awkwardly, "Uncle San, don't worry, I won't talk nonsense again."

After everyone left, Xu Damao quickly locked all the doors and windows. Just when Lin Xiu wanted to ask him if he was feeling better, Xu Damao's face changed, and then he turned around, lowered his head, and fiddled with something vigorously.

Seeing Xu Damao's strange look, Lin Xiu quickly asked, "Damo, what's wrong with you?"

Hearing Lin Xiu's words, Xu Damao stopped what he was doing and turned to look at Lin Xiu.

I saw that he had tears in his eyes and a look of hopelessness on his face.

"My little brother, he can't get up."