Siheyuan: What to do if there is no system

He Yuzhu said angrily, "You know shit. I won't smoke Daqianmen. If you don't know how to smoke, don't pretend to know. This cigarette is not expensive, but it tastes good. Don't underestimate some cheap cigarettes. The difference between my Pegasus and Daqianmen tinfoil is only six cents. It's the packaging that makes it more expensive. Do you understand?"

Yan Jiecheng was stunned by what he said. He was poor and couldn't afford to smoke. He really didn't know whether what He Yuzhu said was right or not. He was afraid that if it was wrong, he would be embarrassed, so he pretended to agree with what He Yuzhu said and nodded.

When He Yuzhu saw that Yan Jiecheng was fooled by him, he quickly continued: "I can see that you, Yan Jiecheng, know how to smoke. Okay, I'll go back first and see you tomorrow."

He Yuzhu just turned around and tried to push the cart back to the middle courtyard when he bumped into Xu Damao who was going to the toilet. He cursed him, "Silly Mao, can you open your eyes? My brother, you bumped into me without even noticing."

Xu Damao smiled and said, "Hey, how can you talk like that, Shazhu? It was obviously you who bumped into me. If you don't believe me, let's ask Jie Cheng. Jie Cheng was watching us, and you still want to deny it."

He Yuzhu stopped the bicycle, moving his hands around, looking like he was going to fight Xu Damao. The blind Xu Damao quickly said, "Okay, Brother Zhu, I was wrong. I hit you. You are right, right?"

Yan Jiecheng didn't want to get involved in their affairs, so he replied, "Da Mao, you are right."

When He Yuzhu heard this, he thought that this was his chance. He just happened to be out of cigarettes. Xu Damao must have gone to the toilet to admit his mistake. He must have some cigarettes in his hand. He immediately said, "Damo, what do you say? If you don't show some respect today, I think you'd better not think of passing me by today."

Xu Damao was indeed in a hurry. When he heard He Yuzhu say that he was just giving it a try, he knew that the bastard wanted to get a cigarette from him. In order to go to the toilet earlier, he said with a smile: "Okay, silly Zhu, don't say that I am not righteous. I just happened to buy a pack of tin foil Daqianmen cigarettes today and smoked two. I'll share some with you."

After Xu Damao finished speaking, he took out a pack of Daqianmen from his pocket, but He Yuzhu snatched it away. He tried to snatch it, but He Yuzhu slapped his hand. He was so painful that he dared not speak. He Yuzhu took out two Daqianmen from the cigarette box and handed them to Xu Damao, and then said: "The rest belongs to me today. I forgot to buy cigarettes today. I will buy them tomorrow and return them to you. You can think of it as a loan from you today. You should go to the toilet, go quickly, don't hold it in."

Xu Damao saw this bastard snatching all his beloved cigarettes away. He wanted to go up and take them back, but was frightened back by He Yuzhu's fist. He could only utter a harsh word: "You silly Zhu, just wait. If you don't buy me a pack of tin foil Daqianmen tomorrow, I will never let you go."

After saying that, Xu Damao farted unconsciously and then ran away. He Yuzhu saw Xu Damao running away, so he didn't say anything and planned to go back, but was stopped by Yan Jiecheng again.

Yan Jiecheng said, "Shazhu, you just said that the tin foil Daqianmen is hard to smoke. I see that the Daqianmen you got from Damao is one less than the Pegasus you gave me. Why don't we switch?"

He Yuzhu almost fell down after hearing what Yan Jiecheng said. He finally got the front door of the tinfoil, and he immediately changed his face and said, "Jiecheng, you are shameless. If you want to change, then change. Do you think you are the Jade Emperor? If you don't want to change, get out of here."

Yan Jiecheng didn't expect Sha Zhu to change his face so quickly, and immediately asked, "Sha Zhu, it's meaningless for you to say that. It was you who said that I didn't know how to smoke and that Pegasus was good, so I kindly changed it for you. Oh..., you just lied to me, Sha Zhu, I didn't expect you to make up a lie to lie to me, Sha Zhu, you are not ashamed, tomorrow I will tell this to other people and see how you embarrass yourself. Sha Zhu, I look down on you, bah!"

He Yuzhu felt that he had been exposed and lost face. He cursed angrily, "You idiot, I'm lying to you. If you're not stupid, who would lie to you? You idiot, you believe everything I say. You idiot, get out of here now. I'm afraid that being with you will affect my IQ. You idiot, bah!"

After He Yuzhu finished scolding Yan Jiecheng, he turned around and pushed his bicycle and ran away immediately, not giving Yan Jiecheng a chance to refute him, just to piss him off to death, to see if Yan Jiecheng dares to look down on me again. You are still a little naive to argue with me, He Yuzhu, and you don't even look at who taught you how to argue. It must be that idiot Jing Hao, who taught me dirty tricks every day, but I just enjoy scolding people.

Yan Jiecheng saw that He Yuzhu, this bastard, scolded him and then ran away without giving him any chance. He was so angry that he gnashed his teeth and wished he could fight He Yuzhu for three hundred rounds to set an example for others.

Although he was angry, after a while, Yan Jiecheng calmed down and looked towards the middle courtyard with pride, thinking: "Silly Zhu, just wait, next time you go on a blind date, I will definitely ruin it for you, so that you can never get married in this life, and you will be like your father He Daqing, who can only run away with a widow. Just wait, silly Zhu, I will make you regret it, hehehehehe."

Xu Damao, who was squatting in the toilet, happened to meet three uncles who were also squatting in the toilet. Both of them were trying hard and were too embarrassed to talk to each other.

Maybe the air in the toilet was too fresh, Xu Damao silently took out a Daqianmen and lit it. Yan Fugui didn't bring any cigarettes, so he asked Xu Damao, "Da Mao, can I give your uncle a cigarette? I forgot to bring some."

Xu Damao said: "Uncle, I still have one, but it's the only one left. I have to rely on it to get through the night. I can't help you!"

The third uncle was not giving up and said again: "Da Mao, it's just a cigarette, I'll go out and give you two later, is that okay?"

Xu Damao knew the cigarettes that Third Uncle usually smoked, which were loose cigarettes that cost nine cents a pack, so he replied directly: "Third Uncle, I'm not used to other cigarettes. This is the Daqianmen covered with tinfoil, so you just have to bear with it."

Yan Fugui said, "Da Mao, how come you don't know how to respect the old and love the young? The Third Uncle just asked you for a cigarette. I would have brought the cigarette with me, and I wouldn't have asked you for it. Don't you think so?"

Xu Damao coughed twice and said with a smile: "Third uncle, how did you learn the tricks of the first uncle? Well, I'm done now. There's still a little bit left. Don't say that I, Xu Damao, am not righteous. This is a good deal for you. Here, take it."

Nowadays, it is very normal to smoke a half-smoked cigarette that has been smoked by someone else. The third uncle did not feel disgusted and took it and started smoking.

Seeing that Xu Damao had already wiped his butt and pulled up his pants to leave, the third uncle quickly said, "Damo, you know what, this tinfoil Daqianmen is really good to smoke, much better than the loose cigarettes I bought, thank you."

Xu Damao replied, "Okay, Uncle, please continue. I'll be leaving first."

Watching Xu Damao walk away, Yan Fugui smoked a cigarette and thought: This good cigarette is so strong to smoke. These little bastards smoke good cigarettes every day and don’t know how to save at all. It’s really enviable.

The deaf old lady in the backyard has been very depressed these days. She has approached Sha Zhu and He Yushui several times, but the two siblings simply ignored her. She began to doubt whether she had chosen the wrong person.

Helping Yi Zhonghai to cheat He Daqing away was just to let Sha Zhu make some delicious food for him to satisfy his cravings in the future. He Daqing was cheated, but unfortunately Sha Zhu was not stupid enough to fall for it. What should he do?

Sha Zhu has been at home recently, but he makes braised pork for He Yuzhu from time to time, and sometimes even brings some lunch boxes. Even the bad boy Xu Damao can eat and drink at Sha Zhu's house, so why is it so difficult for him to have a bite?