Siheyuan: What to do if there is no system

Yan Fugui was so excited that he wanted to show off. How could he have forgotten this? He said with a constipated look on his face, "It's different. My monthly salary is only 27.5 yuan, and I have to support my whole family. The money for buying the bicycle is what I saved by living frugally. Forget about treating us. Don't even think about it."

Jia Zhang jumped in front of Yan Fugui, ate the chicken leg in two bites, and threw the chicken bone to the ground beside her. Then she said, "Why don't you treat everyone to a meal? You are the third uncle in the courtyard. I am Shazhu, no, I am He Yuzhu, who treated everyone to a meal. Why do you open the back door? Is it because you are the third uncle?"

The crowd began to shout along with Jia Zhang, and even the deaf old lady joined in, saying, "Yan Fugui, this is the rule. As the third uncle in the courtyard, you should set an example yourself, otherwise you don't deserve to be the uncle."

Yan Fugui said with a bitter face: "No, old lady, He Yuzhu bought two bicycles, so we must celebrate. I really don't have money, so please don't make things difficult for me."

Jia Zhang said, "Bah! Who are you trying to fool, Yan Laokou? Do you really think that everyone is stupid and I don't know you? My Dongxu told me that your Yan Jiecheng now earns 18 yuan a month. Apart from the food expenses, he has to pay you 11.5 yuan a month, plus your salary. You still dare to cry poor to everyone? Bah! Can you have some shame, Yan Laokou? Let my Dongxu take your place as the boss."

The crowd started to make a fuss, demanding that Yan Fugui must treat the guests or else he should step down and wait.

Yan Fu pointed at Jia Zhang and said in a noble manner, "You, you, I won't say anything more, okay, everyone has said so, isn't it okay for me to treat you? I'll treat you, I'll treat you."

Everyone started to feel happy when they saw the Third Uncle pinching. At this time, Jia Zhang said, "It must be the same standard as He Yuzhu's dinner. If we are not satisfied, you, the uncle, can let Dongxu be the uncle, right?"

The deaf old lady smiled and said, "Xiao Zhang is right, Yan Fugui, you can't fool everyone, otherwise you will suffer the consequences! It would be best if you let Zhuzi be your cook, he is quite good at cooking."

Seeing that the crowd began to nod in agreement, Yan Fugui's face was extremely embarrassed. Jia Zhang alone blocked his way, and this deaf old lady followed Jia Zhang and jumped around. They were really in cahoots. Just for a bite of food, was it worth it?

After a while, Liu Haizhong, Xu Fugui and Xu Damao came back on their bicycles. They saw the front yard full of people. After finding out more, they realized that Yan Fugui had also bought a bicycle.

Anyway, almost half of the people in the compound were there, so after discussing it, they decided to book it for the weekend.

Yan Fugui said, "He's an uncle. You have a good relationship with He Yuzhu. Can you help him talk to him and ask him to help cook for free? Is that okay with you?"

Seeing that Liu Haizhong was about to agree, Xu Damao quickly said, "Uncle Yi, you can't agree to Uncle San. Zhuzi told me that he is busy recently. You should let Uncle San go and ask it himself."

Liu Haizhong then realized that He Yuzhu and the Third Uncle's family were not on good terms, so he said, "Old Yan, Damao is right. You should ask this yourself. I can't make the decision for Zhu. Okay, it's getting late, let's all go."

Seeing that Liu Haizhong did not agree, Yan Fugui glared at Xu Damao. Xu Damao also smiled smugly, meaning what can you do to me.

He Yuzhu was cooking for Jing Hao and the other two. Comrade Li Gai and Yu Li were busy. Jing Hao was resting on the side with his legs crossed, looking very comfortable. He Yuzhu was envious. Jing Hao had not been working much recently and had been riding his bicycle around all day.

After finishing the work, when the four of them were eating, He Yuzhu would occasionally pick up food for Yu Li. Jinghao had no choice but to pick up food for Li Gai to cover up He Yuzhu's motives. He Yuzhu was so stupid. You picked up food for Yu Li but not for Comrade Li Gai. Don't you understand that your motives were not pure? Fortunately, I reacted quickly.

The chicken stewed with mushrooms in the small pot was quickly devoured by several people, and even the soup was drunk up. Yu Li and Li Gai continued to flatter Chef He as before. He Yuzhu was also very happy and told many interesting stories here. Seeing that the time was almost up, he went home.

Jing Hao asked Yu Li to rest first. Yu Li didn't think much about it and went back to her room to rest. Jing Hao's hands were dishonest and he touched places he shouldn't have touched. He said to Li Gai, "At night, when Yu Li falls asleep, you come to my room. Do you understand?"

Li Gaixiu blushed and said, "No, my aunt is here. You should just bear with it for now and wait until she leaves!"

Unexpectedly, Jing Hao continued, "It's okay. There are other places you can use it. Be gentle at night. Don't let Yu Li find out. It's not good."

Li Gai looked at Jing Hao and saw his eyes were red, so he nodded in agreement. Although he was worried that the pain would be too unbearable, he could only obey Jing Hao's words.

Seeing that Li Gai agreed, Jing Hao washed up and went to his room to wait. There was nothing he could do. Thinking of how Qin Huairu was bullied by him, he couldn't suppress the anger in his heart. Today he was just a little bit away from doing it to Qin Huairu. What a pity. Next time he has a chance, he must prepare well.

On the other side, Xu Damao waited for He Yuzhu for a long time near the gate before he saw He Yuzhu riding back on his bike. He walked up to him and said, "Silly Zhu, what are you doing? I've been waiting for you for a long time, and you're just coming back now. You have to make me some shredded pork noodles later, do you hear me?"

He Yuzhu was originally very happy, but after hearing what Xu Damao said, he immediately scolded: "Shamao, you idiot, why should I make shredded pork noodles for you, is it because you have a pale face, or because you have a horse face."

Xu Damao was so hungry that he didn't want to get angry with He Yuzhu, otherwise he would not be able to get food. He could only say without a smile: "Okay, Brother Zhu, I can't be mean. I'm waiting for you here because I really have something to tell you. Yan Laokou also bought a bicycle today. According to the rules of the compound before, he needs to set up four tables for everyone, just like you."

He Yuzhu said, "It's finally the old bastard's turn. He didn't even think about it when he cheated me. He must buy a bicycle for me. The standard can't be worse than mine, otherwise I won't forgive him."

Seeing that He Yuzhu was getting angry again, Xu Damao said, "Listen to me first. The key is that Yan Laokou came to your uncle and wanted you to be his cook for free, but I stopped him. I guess he will stop you at the door in a while and ask you for help. You know how to answer now!"

He Yuzhu took out a big front door from his trouser pocket, handed it to Xu Damao, and then replied: "I understand, don't worry, if you want me to be his free cook, it's ok, the minimum is five yuan. Let's go back first and see what he said at the door."

Xu Damao shook his head and said, "You go back first. I'll go to the cave next door and climb over the wall to avoid Yan Laokou hating me."

He Yuzhu nodded and said, "That's right. Be careful then. I'll go back to the front yard first to see what Yan Laokou says. You go to my house and wait for me. Since you reported the news, I'll make you a bowl of noodles today. But you have to give me some meat coupons. I'm running out of meat coupons."

Xu Damao said, "Okay, Brother Zhu is still righteous. The ticket is no problem. I have two half-pound tickets in my hand and I will give them to you when the time comes."

After that, the two separated and arrived at the front gate. As expected, Yan Fugui was waiting there. He Yuzhu spoke first, "Hey! Third uncle, didn't Director Wang say at the previous meeting that you are not allowed to ask for things at the gate anymore? You still want to make a mistake!"