Siheyuan: What to do if there is no system

The second uncle also knew that if he gave the third uncle a way out now, he would be sorry for the people in the room. He looked at Jinghao and immediately had an idea in his mind, so he said, "Third uncle, you see everyone is unhappy, and I can't say anything. You see what Jinghao says."

Shit, he is definitely my own uncle, I have to be the bad guy. Jing Hao said: "Uncle, why bother, after all, we are also scholars, don't smear our scholars' face."

After Jing Hao finished speaking, he walked up to Yan Fugui, took out the Daqianmen he had just bought today, unpacked them and handed two to Yan Fugui, and continued, "Uncle, buy some food and come to Brother Zhuzi's house some other day, and we'll get together again."

At this time, the third uncle was embarrassed. He took the cigarette handed by Jinghao, knowing that Jinghao was giving him a way out. Why did he have such a bad idea today? What was he doing here? Knowing that they would not give him a good face, he did not say anything. He held the bottle tightly in one hand and went back with his head down. When the third uncle left, several people, including the two little girls, laughed. It was not that these people did not give him face, but that Yan Fugui was too stingy. He did it again and again. The simplest truth was achieved by a teacher, and he was also a talent.

Xu Damao closed the door, sat back in his seat, and said, "Tsk, who is that? You want to get something for free? Aren't you ashamed?"

He Yuzhu also echoed, "That's right, Third Uncle is indeed called Yan Laokou, what a bummer, come on, Uncle Xu, Second Uncle, I'll toast you a glass."

"Hehehe, Silly Zhu, how could you forget your buddy?" Xu Damao was unhappy when he saw that He Yuzhu didn't take him with him.

He Yuzhu laughed and said, "Shamao, you are not my elder, and you still want me to respect you. How dare you be so shameless."

"Hey, Shazhu, I'm a projectionist too. As an apprentice, shouldn't you toast me a glass? Maybe I'll be happy to take you to see the world." Xu Damao said proudly.

He Yuzhu: "Ah, you idiot, stop flattering yourself. You are just helping Uncle Xu, not Uncle Xu."

Xu Fugui smiled and said, "Zhu Zi, don't pay attention to him. Damao followed me to the countryside and just helped out. He still needs a few years of study to learn."

Xu Damao said unhappily, "Dad, are you really my dad? Can't you just let me show off in front of Shazhu for once? Really."

The second uncle also said cheerfully: "Da Mao, your father is right. You should learn projection from your father, so that you can serve the leaders in the future. Maybe you will be appreciated by the leaders and even become an official."

Well, the second uncle wanted to be an official more and more, and then everyone started to brag to each other, and He Yuzhu was embarrassed by these people's praise, who can blame him for his good cooking skills. Since they ate the food cooked by He Yuzhu a few times, they would think that there are not many good chefs these days, and those who are there work in big restaurants. If anyone has money and goes to big restaurants every day, he will go bankrupt.

Here, Jia Dongxu listened to the laughter next door and thought: Forget it, it is more important to take care of the family. I will have children in the future, so I must save some money for backup. I will practice with Huairu after my mother falls asleep.

Qin Huairu: The food cooked by Shazhu smells so good, it must be delicious. This idiot looks at me strangely. I should go back and help this idiot wash his clothes, build a good relationship with him, and soon I will be able to eat the food he cooks.

Jia Zhang: These bastards didn't even take me with them when they had delicious food. They gave birth to a son without an anus. It's all the fault of that bastard Yi Zhonghai. He earns such a high salary, but he didn't even buy some good food for me. Our Dongxu is his apprentice. You deserve to be extinct.

Yi Zhonghai sneezed and thought: This damn Shazhu is such a fool. He cooks for these bastards when he has nothing to do. He doesn't even know how to respect me. I'll kill you when I get a chance. Dongxu is still good. He is filial and obedient. Qin Huairu is not bad either. She is also filial and sensible. Jia Zhangshi, hey, this is really a piece of shit. She only knows how to eat and eat. She doesn't care about Dongxu at all. I'll let the old lady give her a good lesson later.

Deaf old lady: It's all Yi Zhonghai and his wife's fault. They told me to help Sha Zhu as soon as possible, but he didn't listen. He thought everything was under control. What a fool. I finally got He Daqing to leave. Now I should be the one eating at Sha Zhu's house. Hey, my eldest grandson, why don't you come to see your grandma and bring her some delicious food?

The third aunt in the front yard saw that her husband had not had a meal, so he was unhappy and silent after coming back. She was afraid that he would be angry. So she said, "Master, don't be angry. They just ate a few dishes. Tomorrow I will fry white radish, eggs, and meat for you. Let's show them."

The third uncle groaned and said, "My dear, what are these dishes? Do you know what is on Sha Zhu's table? Oh, forget it, forget it. It's uncomfortable. Oh..."

Third Aunt: "With that Shazhu, Xu Fugui and Liu Haizhong, what else can they eat? It's just those few dishes. What's the big deal?"

After hearing what the third aunt said, Yan Fugui perked up, sat up, and said seriously: "It's not just those few dishes. Let me tell you about the main dishes, chicken stewed with mushrooms, yellow croaker soup, stewed grass carp, and braised pork, as well as a few side dishes. Tell me why I didn't make it, it's all because of that little bastard Xu Damao, who wanted to drive me away from the beginning."

Third Aunt: "Really? Head of the family, I haven't seen anyone eat so well during the Chinese New Year. It's too extravagant. It makes me feel uncomfortable. No wonder you keep sighing."

The third uncle sighed again and continued, "I should have known I would not have gone today. Losing face is a small matter, but the key is that I can't eat all the delicious food on the table. This is really uncomfortable. It's simply heartbreaking."

The three aunts nodded in approval.

The third uncle: "But I got some benefits today. Before leaving, Jinghao gave me two cigarettes, and they were from Daqianmen, so it wasn't a wasted trip."

The third aunt perked up and asked, "As expected of you, Third Uncle, your trip was not in vain. How does it taste? I think it's the food cooked by Sha Zhu."

The third uncle replied, "It's really good, with good color, aroma and taste. To be honest, you can eat it just by thinking about it. Alas, it's just that I can't eat it. This damn idiot Zhu didn't even think of inviting the third uncle to sit down, and the second uncle didn't even help say a good word. This person is too cunning."

Seeing that the uncle had just said that, the third aunt advised, "Master, it's getting late. Let's go to bed. We have to get up early tomorrow."

The third uncle nodded and lay down as well. He tossed and turned for a long time but couldn't fall asleep. He thought: I should bring two bottles of good wine today, and they will let me sit down. If I had known, I would have asked the third aunt to fry two eggs and bring them over. Maybe the second uncle would see them and say something good for me. If I had known, I would have bought two packs of cigarettes and put them on the table. Do you think Sha Zhu and Xu Fugui would still chase me away? Do you think...

Early the next morning, Yi Zhonghai and Jia Dongxu met Yan Fugui at the door on their way to work.

Yi Zhonghai: "Hey, Old Yan, didn't you get enough rest last night? Why are your eyes so dark?"

Uncle Three: "Hey, nothing happened. I don't want to talk to you anymore. I'm going to be late."

After hearing what his master said, Jia Dongxu also noticed Yan Fugui's abnormality and thought: Third Uncle is good. I have such a good body, but I can't stand working overtime once or twice at night. Third Uncle actually stayed up all night. No wonder Third Uncle and Third Aunt gave birth to four children. No, I have to ask Third Uncle for advice when I have a chance to see if there are any tricks. Then I can stay up all night with Huairu to have children.