Siheyuan Sizhu, you are so wicked

Listening to the laughter coming from the courtyard.

Yi Zhonghai was so angry that his face turned green.

I have had the surname Yi for most of my life. Now that I am getting old and won’t live long, you want me to change my surname?

You want me to not even recognize my parents?

If looks could kill.

Sha Zhu would have been cut into pieces long ago.

At this moment, Yi Zhonghai's face was so gloomy that it seemed as if water could drip out of it, his cheeks were bulging, and his eyes were full of anger and unwillingness.

His teeth were clenched tightly, making crisp "click" sounds. His hands were clenched into fists, with veins bulging, as if he would rush up to fight Sha Zhu to the death in the next moment.

Fortunately, the only remaining bit of rationality told him that he was no match for Sha Zhu.

If a fight really breaks out, I'm afraid I'll be the only one who suffers.

Yi Zhonghai could only hold back his anger and said through his teeth, "Zhu Zi, what on earth are you going to do?"

As for Sha Zhu, he was not afraid at all. He looked directly at Yi Zhonghai and said, "Uncle, I am not wrong. Since you asked Qin Huairu to call Aunt Jia grandma, and you and Aunt Jia are married again, should Qin Huairu call you father-in-law?"

After saying this, Sha Zhu shouted at Qin Huairu, "Qin Huairu, do you recognize this eunuch?"

Qin Huairu glared at Sha Zhu fiercely and said, "Sha Zhu, stop talking nonsense..."

Jia Zhang, who had been standing aside, finally couldn't help it at this time, and rushed out and yelled, "Silly Zhu, this is our family's business, it has nothing to do with you."

"Aunt Jia, why are you so ungrateful? I'm helping you. If an old man marries into the Jia family, he will listen to you. I will give you the monthly salary of 99 yuan." Sha Zhu whispered to persuade.

"This..." Jia Zhang was actually moved.

The main purpose is to earn 99 yuan a month.

I saw Aunt Jia with her head down in deep thought.

Shazhu actually waved at Banggeng who was standing aside.

Banggeng didn't react at all. He glared at Shazhu angrily, turned his head away and didn't come over.

Hey, this little bastard, how dare you look at me?

Since Banggeng was unreliable, Shazhu waved at Xiaodang and Xiaohuaihua.

These two little girls have been getting delicious food from Sha Zhu recently.

At this time, he came over obediently and called out "Brother Shazhu."

As for Sha Zhu, he pointed at Yi Zhonghai and said to the two little girls, "Xiao Dang, Xiao Huaihua, look at this man. He will be your grandfather in the future. From now on, I will give you 99 yuan a month and let you eat meat every day. Okay?"

When they heard that they could eat meat every day, the two little girls were about to jump up and down to agree.

Then Qin Huairu came over angrily, grabbed the two girls, blocked them behind her, and cursed in a low voice, "Silly Zhu, what are you crazy about?"

Little widow, you are so ignorant.

"Qin Huairu, quickly let Banggeng recognize you as your grandpa. The salary is 99 yuan a month. Over the years, the old man has had so many apprentices. Adding up the money, it's a lot. And Banggeng doesn't need to change his surname. Just call him grandpa and he'll be your grandpa. Don't you really want it?" Sha Zhu actually gave Qin Huairu a bad idea in front of Yi Zhonghai.

Qin Huairu rolled her eyes at Sha Zhu and retorted, "If it's so good, why don't you shout?"

Hey...

You little widow, who are you bullying?

Under the shocked gazes of the crowd, Sha Zhu actually turned his head, looked at Yi Zhonghai, and started to negotiate, "Uncle, what do you think? If you are willing, you can give me the 99 yuan salary from now on. I call you grandpa..."

I'm...

Can you have some shame?

The neighbors were all stunned.

Defeated by Sha Zhu's shamelessness.

Just call me grandpa and you can get 99 yuan a month?

Is there such a good thing?

Xu Damao also joined in the fun at this time, and directly squeezed into the crowd, saying to Yi Zhonghai, "Uncle, don't listen to Sha Zhu. If you are in need of a grandson, let me come, and I will call you grandpa twice."

Sha Zhu: "Xu Damao, you are driving up the prices, you uncle, I'll yell at you three times."

Xu Damao: "Silly Zhu, don't I know your evil intentions? I call you Grandpa four times."

Sha Zhu: "Xu Damao, stop slandering me here, uncle, don't believe what Xu Damao says."

Xu Damao: "Silly Zhu, don't try to lie to me. Have you forgotten? A few days ago, we talked about this in front of an old man..."

Sha Zhu: "I...how come I don't know..."

Xu Damao: "You just want to take advantage of the fact that the old man is young and can work and earn a salary, and then throw him out on the street to starve to death when he can no longer work and earn money. You have taken his house and money. Don't I know that?"

Sha Zhu: "Xu Damao, stop slandering me here, uncle, you have to believe me, I am definitely not that kind of person."

I saw Sha Zhu and Xu Damao arguing and almost fighting over who should be recognized as their grandfather, Yi Zhonghai.

The neighbors in the yard were stunned.

Recalling the conversation between the two.

Many people started to have bad thoughts.

Call him grandpa and you will get 99 yuan a month. When the old man gets old and can no longer make money, you will just throw him out and occupy his house.

Although this is shameless, if you think about it carefully, isn't this just eating up the entire family...

My goodness, no wonder Sha Zhu and Xu Damao almost fought to recognize this grandfather.

So I had this bad intention...

No, why should I eat the whole family? You two robbed me...

Everyone who sees it can have a share, we want to eat it too.

Quite a few people were actually tempted.

Just tell me, what kind of monsters and demons live in this courtyard.

No wonder people in later generations jokingly said that the courtyard was full of birds, which was not unfair to these people at all.

"Uncle, if you need a grandson, how about seeing me?"

"No, uncle, I can do it too."

"You are so shameless, uncle, they are all bad guys, I, I will be your grandson..."

"Get out of the way, uncle. Look at my son, he's only 8 years old this year, and he's so smart. Can you let him recognize you as his grandfather?"

The entire courtyard was in complete chaos.

They all vied to recognize Yi Zhonghai as their grandfather.

Sha Zhu and Xu Damao had an argument and they just said everything.

He called Yi Zhonghai grandpa and got a monthly salary of 99 yuan for free. When Yi Zhonghai got old and could no longer make money, he was kicked out and his house and money were taken away.

As for calling him grandpa, it's shameful.

What's up...

Normally, he calls me "uncle" all the time, but it's just two words different from "grandfather".

Besides, any white-haired old man out there will be called grandpa by young people.

There is no psychological burden at all.

Yi Zhonghai never thought...

There are so many people who are willing to come forward and become his grandsons.

Jia Zhang watched as the money she had earned was about to fly away.

He hurriedly shouted, "No, get out of my way."

Then, under everyone's shocked gaze, Jia Zhang came to Yi Zhonghai, without even looking at his livid face, and said in a negotiating tone, "Old Yi, you can't be confused. We are a family now, and Banggeng is your grandson."

After saying that, he waved to Bang Geng who was standing on the side and said, "Bang Geng, why don't you come over here and recognize your grandpa?"