Siheyuan Sizhu, you are so wicked
Chapter 184: Stupid Zhu Cursing
Yi Zhonghai is now regretting so much that he wants to bang his head against the wall...
How come you have such a short memory.
Just now, Sha Zhu came to my house and asked for compensation.
Isn’t it just eating his two chicken feet and a chicken head?
Even if you eat a whole chicken, how much does it cost?
At worst, I can go to the market and buy him a big rooster as compensation. It’ll only cost him two dollars at most.
He kept nagging me for these two dollars.
it's good now.
This idiot took the opportunity to rely on...
It has risen to the level of insulting one's personality.
How can I fix this...
At this time, Sha Zhu stared at the old couple angrily, his teeth clattering, and the sound seemed to be squeezed out from between his teeth. "Uncle, how can you insult me like this? I, He Yuzhu, am the deputy director of the logistics department and the cafeteria of the steel rolling mill. I am a leader. Is my personality so worthless?"
We have something to discuss.
Why are you still making a big deal out of it?
Yi Zhonghai just felt a headache coming on, as he was the deputy director of the canteen of the steel rolling mill and also a leader.
He also brought up the issue of personality.
Interesting?
How would I know how much your personality is worth?
Jia Zhang was bewildered at this moment. She listened to Sha Zhu shouting "personality, personality" and had no idea what he meant.
"Old Yi, what is the personality that Shazhu mentioned? Is it valuable?" Jia Zhang gently pulled Yi Zhonghai's arm, came over, lowered her voice, and asked in a low voice.
It's worthless.
As for personality, if you say it is valuable, then it is valuable; if you say it is worthless, then it is worthless.
Yi Zhonghai finally figured it out.
How much does a chicken cost?
Shazhu doesn't even care about these trivial things.
He deliberately made a big deal out of it just for the 400 yuan.
It’s amazing to see that Jia Zhang is still asking how valuable personality is.
Yi Zhonghai didn't have the time to explain to her, and just said vaguely, "Stop making trouble, let's see how to solve the problem at hand first."
Isn't it...
How can Sha Zhu, who is so persistent and keeps making a big fuss, let it go so easily?
As for losing money?
Yi Zhonghai has made up his mind that he would never pay the money even if he were beaten to death.
If you have the ability, just come and grab it...
Yi Zhonghai just didn't believe that Sha Zhu had the guts to come and rob it.
When the time comes, he will call the police and see who is scared?
"Zhu Zi, what exactly do you want? I'm telling you in advance, if you want compensation, that's absolutely impossible. I have no money to compensate you." This time, Yi Zhonghai was determined to take it head-on.
"So you guys are calling me useless, incompetent, and slandering my character, and you just want to let it go like that? That won't do!" Sha Zhu said in a very tough manner.
"Shazhu, I never scolded you. How can you frame me? I really never scolded you." At this time, Jia Zhang hurriedly said something aggrieved.
After saying this, Jia Zhang lowered her head in grievance, the wrinkles on her old face were almost twisted together, and that tangled and aggrieved expression made Jia Zhang feel very aggrieved.
Yi Zhonghai sighed.
What you said is of no use at all.
Shazhu is no longer reasonable now.
"Zhu Zi, it's impossible for me to compensate you. Otherwise, if you feel angry, you can curse back." Yi Zhonghai really gave it his all.
Yi Zhonghai is a big shot in the courtyard and an eighth-level worker in the steel rolling mill.
In order to avoid paying money, I'll just let Shazhu scold me as much as he wants.
result..
Hearing Yi Zhonghai's words, Jia Zhang's eyes lit up, and she nodded hurriedly, agreeing, "Yes, Shazhu, you can curse back, we will never talk back..."
Isn't it just a few curse words...
As long as I get scolded by Sha Zhu a few times, and I don't lose any money, it's better than anything else.
Jia Zhang is a person who would rather sacrifice her life than her wealth.
After hearing what Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang said, Sha Zhu's expression became strange.
Have I cheated these two people too often?
These two have completely given it their all.
It seems a bit difficult to cheat two more people out of their money.
Don't show what you're thinking on your face.
Sha Zhu still had a dark face at this time, and asked tentatively, "Are you asking me to curse back?"
"Yes, Shazhu, aren't you accusing us of slandering your character? Come on, curse us as much as you can. My character is worthless, come and curse me." A rare look of complacency appeared on Yi Zhonghai's old face.
Finally caught Shazhu's handle.
I'll use this trick from now on.
You absolutely cannot compensate me for the money, but you can curse me back.
Why didn’t I think of this good idea before?
Jia Zhang also nodded hurriedly, with an excited look on her old face. "Yes, Silly Zhu, you can scold me as much as you want, as long as you don't make me pay for it, you can scold me as much as you want."
"You can't talk back..." Sha Zhu looked at the two of them and suddenly came up with a bad idea.
"Of course, as long as you don't pay me, you can curse at me and I will never talk back." Yi Zhonghai nodded with a smile, his expression natural.
"Yes, don't talk back. I'll shut my mouth now and not say a word." Jia Zhang even made a gesture of covering her mouth and just stared at Sha Zhu.
Hey hey....
In that case, I won’t be polite.
Sha Zhu took a deep breath, and then started to curse at Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang:
"Yi Zhonghai, you old rogue, you are so old, but you still think about your lower body all day long, can you still get hard? You even hooked up with Aunt Jia, the old widow, you are really not picky..."
After scolding Yi Zhonghai, there is also Aunt Jia.
"Aunt Jia, you too, look at yourself, your hair is all white, your skin is loose, why are you still so vulgar, always thinking about hooking up with men, is it a bad habit you developed when you were young? You don't want to be a good person, but you have to be a slut..."
Good guy...
The following time seemed to be turned into Sha Zhu's personal show. He really didn't give anyone any face and started cursing, using all kinds of dirty words and ugly words.
"Yi Zhonghai, you are an old loser. You have never learned well since childhood. No wonder you have no descendants. When you were three years old, you secretly watched girls bathing. When you were four years old, you forced girls to watch you bathing. When you were five years old..."
"Aunt Jia, you too, are so romantic at such a young age. When you were in the countryside, did you have an affair with everyone in the village? And that damned Jia Dongxu, whose son is he? Do you know?"
Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang were both stunned by Sha Zhu's scolding.
They had never thought that cursing could be so dirty...
As for Sha Zhu, he kept talking and cursing, spitting all over the place, and when he got happy, he even started dancing.
After cursing for a while, Sha Zhu got tired and asked Aunt Jia to pour him a glass of water to moisten his throat before continuing to curse:
"I just scolded you for being thirteen years old, but it wasn't satisfying enough. Let me think about how to scold you to satisfy me..."
Today, Shazhu has completely let himself go...
Those curse words are so harsh.
Jia Zhang finally couldn't bear it anymore, she covered her face, cried loudly, and ran back to the house...
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