Water and Fire Twins Magician
Chapter 43: Falling into the Tiger’s Mouth Again
"Well... indeed, it's really inappropriate for the inheritor of Skyfire to study magic in the temple of the water god. Besides, Helen is not stupid, how could she not see through your disguise. Although she has big breasts, she is not brainless..."
This guy is actually blaspheming someone else's goddess.
"What the hell! You were not being hunted down because you went to peek at people changing clothes?" Gandalf said disdainfully.
"Haha, how is that possible? That girl is no longer in Love Continent." Paul's tone suddenly became shy: "It's just that I took away her underwear. It's just a piece of underwear. I don't know what these people are so nervous about. In the end, Poseidon snatched back half of it..."
"What? Are you talking about the legendary 'Robe of Goddess Helen'? That is a peerless artifact that has never been seen before!" Gandalf said in shock, "Then I understand why you risked your life to steal it. An artifact of this level actually ended up on the Love Continent. My God..."
"Oh my God, isn't the goddess Helen... running naked now?" Jacques pouted.
“Hahahaha! It was because I imagined this scene that I decided to steal this thing.” Paul laughed heartily: “Master Jacques, you will definitely be a romantic gentleman in the future. I have a feeling that we will have more and more common language in the future, hahahaha…”
As they were talking, the voices from before got closer. It should be Uncle Shaya and his friends who were looking for Jacques who had not returned home all night. There was no way to continue the conversation, and it was impossible to continue looking for the secrets of the ruins, so Jacques had to leave.
"Lord Jacques! Please take me with you. The nights here are so hard to bear. I am like a delicacy from a foreign land. All the monsters want to taste me!" Paul said nervously, "Please, Lord Jacques!"
"You are a scumbag. Saving you will bring disaster to the country and the people. Letting you die will be the only way to get rid of harm to the people!" Gandalf said, "Jacques, don't be polite to this piece of rotten meat. If you just think about it now, he will never be reincarnated. Take this opportunity to blackmail him!"
"Bah! You are a bandit leader who takes advantage of others' misfortunes! Master Jacques will never tolerate you." After scolding Gandalf, Paul immediately changed to a flattering tone: "Master Jacques, you saved me from this hell, I... I am willing to give you all the income of the two branch churches on the southern border of Saxony as a reward for saving my life! Those two churches are my favorites. One can produce a large amount of healing holy water, and the town where the other one is located is remote, but there are a lot of ignorant girls who are inexperienced in the world and blindly worship my religion..."
Jacques was really angry with this person. I am an eight-year-old child. Why do I need your two churches in another country? He also emphasized that there are many ignorant girls among the believers. It is really shameless.
But Gandalf asked him to agree quickly and the specific treatment would be discussed later. Because time was tight, Jacques had no time to think about it and could only agree to it first.
Before Paul could be happy, Gandalf said, "Jacques is kind-hearted and doesn't even bother to bargain with you, but I'm not that easy to fool. How are you going to bribe me? Now I know your true identity. If the Pope of Light knows it..."
"Brother! Lord Gandalf! I understand!" Paul then began to make various promises to Gandalf, which were nothing more than the transfer of benefits and trade sharing between the Church of Light and the Prada Legion.
"That sounds good, but let's use the soul contract. I can't trust you more than you do."
"Alas, I am now a lich, and my soul has been sold to the Undead King. I cannot make a contract."
"You really are such a fool. You still don't learn your lesson? Jacques, throw it out!"
"No, no, no, I stand, I stand!"
"...Have you two old men had enough fun? I'm leaving." Jacques said unhappily.
"That's enough. He has signed the contract. Hehe. Well, we can't just take him out. His undead aura is too strong. Uncle Shaya will definitely notice it." Gandalf said, "We need to find another slime and swallow this guy. Then we can isolate the undead aura."
"You damn Gandalf, you did it on purpose! I will never let you go!" When Paul heard that he was going to enter the slime's stomach again, he thought of what happened a few days ago. It was like a nightmare coming back to him.
"Do you have a better idea, Fatty?"
"..."
"Jacques, just do it."
A blue-glowing slime swallowed Paul, and the light on its body dimmed immediately, and its face changed from honest and cute to sinister and cunning. Just as Jacques put it into another small cloth bag, Uncle Shaya appeared with a large team.
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