Siheyuan: Starved to death at the beginning, the whole courtyard went to shoot

Seeing that all the neighbors had changed their faces, Jia Dongxu pulled Jia Zhang into the house with a dark face.

"Mom, how can you do this? At least buy some meat. How can I still save face if you do this?" Jia Dongxu said with a bitter face.

Jia Zhang was quite confident, "I only collected more than 20 yuan for the gift money, and a five-yuan banquet is a big deal, what else do you want?"

"We can't let our family lose money!"

"It's just a one-time marriage anyway. They can eat or not. If they don't, that's fine. It will save money for our family."

Jia Zhang's scoundrel behavior even went so far as to play tricks on her own son. Just to save a little money and expand her own piggy bank, she tried her best.

Jia Dongxu stomped his feet in anger, but it was of no use because he knew Jia Zhang better than anyone else.

Outside, the people sitting at the five tables had lost all their liveliness and were staring at the food on the table with dismay on their faces.

"Everyone... everyone, come and eat!" Qin Huairu greeted everyone awkwardly. She was also embarrassed and ashamed and angry to death.

"Eat, eat it all!" Yi Zhonghai also said, picked up the chopsticks and started to pick up the dishes. After a big bite, he just wanted to spit it out, but still swallowed it with difficulty. After a while, his face turned green.

The vegetables are rotten and smell bad.

When everyone saw that Yi Zhonghai had finished eating, they all made bitter faces and started eating in silence.

At this time, more than a dozen women came to the outside of the compound, led by Director Wang from the Street Office.

Everyone came to the door happily with some small gifts.

Seeing a group of people in the middle courtyard eating their food listlessly, he smiled and said, "Oh, this is Jia Dongxu's wedding, the table is...not bad!"

This was said purely on cue, with no sarcasm in sight. After seeing the dishes on the table clearly, Director Wang and the woman behind him also turned green in the face.

"Everyone, eat and drink!" Director Wang hurried towards Li Feiyu's courtyard.

But at this time, Jia Dongxu heard the noise and ran out, "Director Wang, Director Wang, today I am getting married, and we two must toast you a glass."

Jia Dongxu thought that Director Wang brought people to attend her wedding banquet, and his face was full of joy.

"No, no, I'm here to see Feiyu, let me drink yours." Director Wang hurried forward. You're kidding. Your wine is so yellow and fluorescent. Who dares to drink it?

Before Jia Dongxu could say anything, the dozen or so women behind him pushed Jia Dongxu aside.

These are all people from the Street Office and the Women’s Federation. They are big and strong, and there is a ceiling on their fighting power.

At this time, Yi Zhonghai was also smart. He did not step forward to answer. With such a meal, only dogs would eat it when they were extremely hungry. If you let your leader eat it, wouldn’t that offend him?

The wine glasses held by Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu stopped in mid-air, and their smiles froze on their faces. It was so embarrassing; they had lost face in front of the entire hospital.

Li Feiyu heard a knock on the door, opened it, and a group of women came in.

Li Feiyu was also a little confused. Yesterday he went to see Director Wang and asked him to treat him to a meal, which could also be considered as moving into a new house. In fact, Nuannuan just wanted to make things difficult for Jia Dongxu.

Let Director Wang call up those he knows so that we can have some fun together. The more people the better.

But unexpectedly, a group of middle-aged women came, without a single man, and they came in and looked Li Feiyu up and down unscrupulously.

"Oh, this guy is so handsome! Let's call him Li Feiyu!"

"He is really handsome. Wait, I will introduce you to a good one, with a big butt and a round waist, who is good at giving birth."

"Haha, young man, you are very energetic. My niece is not bad. I will bring her over tomorrow. I guarantee she will be strong and able to work. It's just that her beard grows a little fast."

"My niece weighs 200 pounds, so she's guaranteed to be strong."

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Everyone surrounded Li Feiyu and started teasing him, making him feel overwhelmed.

He felt that people's aesthetic standards were not in line with his own: beard? fat waist? 200 pounds?

Fortunately, Director Wang came to the rescue, "What are you doing? Feiyu is only 18 years old. It will take two years for him to find a partner. Don't let him make any mistakes."

"Well, let's talk first! Besides, we can go into the woods first!"

"Haha, it seems you have drilled a lot!"

"Did you see it? Haha"

......Everyone laughed again.

Li Feiyu quickly asked everyone to sit down and chat.

Everyone also stuffed the small gifts in their hands into Li Feiyu's hands, including a few soap bars, a few towels, and a few plates and bowls, which are commonly used items in life.

Li Feiyu also accepted it all.

Then he started to invite people to eat. He couldn’t cook, but he had some tricks.

Eating hotpot together is simple. Just stir-fry the hotpot base with lard, add various seasonings, and boil it in water. It is very fragrant.

There were three big pots, with four people sitting around each pot. Li Feiyu brought out mutton and pork plate by plate, as well as a lot of vegetables, crabs, fish, etc. bought at the black market last night.

The meat he cut himself was a bit outrageous, the meat was two fingers thick, and the women laughed so hard that they fell over. The key to hot pot is that the soup should be fresh, the meat should be thin, and the seasoning should be sufficient.

Such thick chunks of meat become stew meat.

Li Feiyu has no talent in cooking.

But after laughing for a while, no one cared anymore. When it came to eating meat, the bigger the better.

"Hey, Feiyu, why don't you eat meat? What's so delicious about vegetables and crabs?"

"How can you gain weight if you're this thin? You won't be able to find a wife if you're thinner than us, hahaha."

A woman with a big round face said this, and the others joined in the fun.

Li Feiyu laughed. He liked the hustle and bustle. "No, you guys eat. I like crabs. There's plenty of meat. I'll be full."

"Oh, then you can wait to cry!"

"These old ladies may have eaten more than the men. They will eat all the meat soon." Director Wang said in a teasing tone.

"Haha, that's even better. I'm not shy about it. Thank you all, sisters and auntie, for coming to warm my house. I can eat as much as I want!"

Li Feiyu prepared ten kilograms of mutton and thirty kilograms of fat pork, which could not be finished even if they were eaten as much as they wanted. He also prepared a few big carps and ten kilograms of crabs.

"Then you won't be able to eat meat later! Don't regret it, haha!" Everyone laughed.

After a while, the pot was boiled and everyone put the meat in. Immediately, the aroma of meat filled the courtyard.

Everyone who was eating at the wedding banquet outside smelled the odor and sniffed collectively. Suddenly, the boiled vegetables in their mouths became even harder to swallow.

The children had run away long ago, leaving the adults feeling uncomfortable as to whether to stay or not. In addition, Li Feiyu's courtyard was extremely lively, making it even more difficult for everyone to sit still.

After eating two bites, he went home without even saying hello to the Jia family.

The third uncle Yan Bugui wanted to take some food away, but when he saw Jia Zhang's wary face, he immediately gave up the idea.

In the end, the only ones left were Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu with sad faces, and Jia Zhang who was happy.

It formed a sharp contrast with Li Feiyu's courtyard, one was deserted, while the other was bustling.

Qin Huairu felt a little regretful when she saw how the wedding banquet turned out, how stingy Jia Zhang was, and how weak Jia Dongxu was.

In the courtyard, Li Feiyu was also a show-off. He took out ten bottles of Fenjiu and wanted to scare the group of women. How much alcohol could a group of women drink?

But he miscalculated, and everyone shouted, "Who will drink these ten bottles? There are twelve of us, so stingy!"

As they spoke, each of them took a bottle, and two of them looked at Li Feiyu with a smile.

"Are you so brave? This is a pound of white wine. Ladies, are you sure you won't pull down my pants when you are drunk?" Li Feiyu laughed.

"Haha, what are you talking about? We won't even leave you any underwear. If you have the guts, come and compete. With your small body, don't drink until you vomit blood!"

"Ha ha!"

"Bibi!"

Everyone booed!

"Okay, you wait!"

Li Feiyu walked into the house and took out more than ten bottles of Lotus White from the space, wanting to have a bloody fight with these old women.

Li Feiyu opened a bottle, stepped on the stool, and said, "I toast to all the beautiful ladies!"

He took two big gulps and the food was so spicy that sparks came out of his throat.

"Haha, Feiyu, be generous, come on!" Director Wang shouted.

Everyone gulped down half the bottle immediately, leaving Li Feiyu stunned. These were not women at all, they were King Kong Barbies.

She eats bigger chunks of meat and drinks more wine than men.

Half an hour later, Li Feiyu was so drunk that he fell down and even slipped under the table.

Everyone laughed and sent him into the house and continued eating and drinking.

Director Wang began to greet everyone, "You all saw that my nephew is pretty good! He's generous, knows how to behave, smart and handsome. In the future, any family with a good daughter will think of him."

"Also, his parents are both gone, please take good care of him. Last time, everyone in this compound bullied him..."

"Don't worry, I'll see who dares to bully my nephew in the future!"

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