Siheyuan: Starved to death at the beginning, the whole courtyard went to shoot
Chapter 71: House Certificate is a Butt Tissue
Li Feiyu shouted, then quickly squatted at the foot of the wall, took the small bowl from Dachuan's hand, which already had quite a few melon seeds in it, and picked up a piece of watermelon with his other hand, staring with his eyes wide open, watching the show, feeling comfortable.
Yi Zhonghai and Yan Buguidong glared at Li Feiyu fiercely, and then were pushed to the ground by the crowd.
With a loud bang, the door of the deaf old lady was pushed down. The glass shattered all over the floor and the curtain hanging at the door was torn to pieces.
The deaf old lady's room was filled with people with red eyes. She couldn't even turn around, let alone find things.
People are pushing and squeezing each other, like sardines in a can.
"What do you think would happen if I set a fire and threw some firecrackers in?" Li Feiyu said with a smile.
Su Qinghe and He Yushui had disdainful expressions on their faces, but their eyes showed eagerness and encouragement.
What kind of people are these? They are not pure and kind.
"What a pity! It turns out that I am still kind, just and soft-hearted! Let them go!" Li Feiyu said with emotion.
At this time, Chen Dabao said with a big smile: "Fei Yu, I have two boxes of explosives in my room! This one is more powerful!"
Li Feiyu was completely shocked. There was someone even more ruthless here. He must have got it from the black market.
"What are you doing this for?" Li Feiyu asked curiously.
Chen Dabao scratched his head, "When I didn't have any food to eat, I wanted to fry some fish!"
Li Feiyu swallowed and said, "Forget it, I'm broad-minded, let them go! Let's just watch the show!"
At this time, no one could squeeze into the deaf old lady's room, and she had no space to move, so she could only use her mouth.
The shouting and cursing of dozens of people almost blew the roof off.
Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong were sandwiched in the middle of the crowd, their faces and noses bruised and swollen, feeling extremely suffocated. Liu Haizhong's stomach was squeezed and he almost vomited out his intestines.
"Get out of my way, I am the second boss in this compound, you are rebelling!" Liu Haizhong shouted angrily, tearing the wound on his face and grimacing in pain.
Yi Zhonghai was also shouting, "Stop it! Can't you sit down and talk it out and solve it peacefully? Do you still have basic morality? Hold a meeting, hold a meeting!"
But someone shouted, "Hold your fucking meeting! If the meeting is held, the whole house will belong to Jia Dongxu. Bullshit!"
"That's right, you think we don't know that you asked Jia Zhangshi to pick it first!"
Yi Zhonghai wanted to refute, but the voice was stuck in his throat and he couldn't say it. His original intention was to give it to Jia Dongxu.
Yan Bugui and the third aunt were not as physically fit as the others, and now they didn't know which corner they were squeezed into.
"What should we do now? They seem to be stuck!" Su Qinghe said, pointing to the packed room.
"This is the greed of human nature. It's terrible to be dominated by desire. Look at them, don't they look like goldfish kept in a pond? What will happen if I sprinkle some fish food on them?"
"Let me show you another one, the Great Shift of the Universe! Hehe!"
Li Feiyu smiled and took out an envelope from his pocket, and took out a house deed from it, which was the house deed of the two rooms of the deaf old lady.
Su Qinghe, He Yushui, and Chen Dabing all widened their eyes and looked at Fang Ben in disbelief.
"Where are you from? How come it is in your hand!" He Yushui shouted in surprise.
Li Feiyu quickly blocked his mouth, "Little aunt, please keep your voice down, don't let anyone hear it."
"Then tell me, how did you get it!" Su Qinghe was also shocked. Li Feiyu was cunning and had already prepared it!
She looked at the people who were packed like sardines in the deaf old lady's house, and suddenly felt a little sympathy.
These people are blind and have been fooled. They didn’t notice that there is a fisherman here!
Li Feiyu has been guiding these people's emotions. Ever since Wang Guihua came to the Siheyuan, he has started to use the deaf old lady's property to fish for fun.
Li Feiyu took the house deed, which was just a piece of paper with the land and property ownership certificate and a seal on it. It was rather simple, but the information recorded was very clear and was recognized by the country.
"Uncle Bold, do you want to see something exciting?" Li Feiyu said with a smile.
Chen Dabao laughed and said, "I want to see how to do it?"
Li Feiyu leaned close to Chen Dadan's ear and said, "Run to the toilet later."
After saying that, he stuffed the property deed into Chen Dadan's hand, then suddenly stood up, pointed at Chen Dadan and shouted, "Uncle Dadan, how come the property deed of the deaf old lady is in your hand?"
"It's the deaf old lady's house deed, there's no doubt about it, how could it be here!"
"What? You are so bold, you are going to use this thing to wipe your butt! What a waste of resources!"
The loud voice not only stunned everyone for a moment, but even Su Qinghe and He Yushui looked at Li Feiyu in shock, who was beating his chest and stamping his feet.
Especially Chen Dadan, he stared blankly at the house deed in his hand, then looked at the people who were eyeing him covetously, and suddenly a thousand horses were running through his heart.
What the hell is going on? I was just talking about something more exciting, and the next moment I saw him selling out my teammates!
Li Feiyu quickly and carefully reminded, "Run, throw it into the manure pit!"
Chen Dabing finally came to his senses, quickly got up, looked at Li Feiyu resentfully, and ran away.
It was like throwing a handful of bait into the fish pond, and those that reacted quickly were already chasing after Chen Dadan.
The people in the courtyard filed out of the deaf old lady's house and ran towards the central courtyard.
There is a large public toilet in the middle courtyard of the entire quadrangle. Everyone basically uses the toilet bowl at night and then pours it out when they get up during the day.
Behind the toilet is a cesspool, which is taken out by night soil collectors these days. It just so happens that the cesspool is already two-thirds full these days.
Chen Dabing ran to the central courtyard, crumpled up the house deed, threw it into the cesspool without hesitation, then turned around and ran away.
The person following behind braked the car in time, and was in a dilemma when he saw the situation. He had a choice: go back and find a long bamboo pole to fish it out, or jump down to fish it out.
If I go to find a bamboo pole, what if someone jumps down to get it? If I jump down, what if the person behind me doesn't let me out?
Just when the person in front is thinking about "life" and about to make an important decision in life.
Li Feiyu, Su Qinghe, He Yushui, Dachuan and Xiaochuan had quickly arrived at the central courtyard and found a place near the wall, where they squatted on small stools to watch the show. The scene change was quick.
"Do you think they will jump or not?" Su Qinghe asked curiously, tacking...tacking...
Li Feiyu said to Su Qinghe and He Yushui, looking at them curiously: "Analyze the current situation. The house certificate is crucial. Whoever gets it has an 80% chance of inheriting the two houses. This is strong evidence."
"You see, there are people looking for bamboo poles, but they have no chance. Opportunities are always reserved for those who dare to take risks!"
Su Qinghe smiled, "By daring to take risks, you mean daring to jump into a cesspool? You are being too mean."
"Haha, I didn't ask them to jump! It was their own choice."
He Yushui also asked doubtfully: "Brother Feiyu, you have the house deeds, why don't you fight for those two rooms?"
"This...I am a selfless and generous person! I don't fight or compete!" Li Feiyu said perfunctorily.
"Well, it sounds like a lie, let's just watch the show!"
At this time Liu Haizhong turned his head and looked at Chen Dabing who was not far away, and shouted fiercely.
"Chen Dadan, how did you get the old lady's house deed? Where did you get it? It was clearly given to me by the old lady! Pull it out for me!"
Chen Dabao was not afraid either. "What do you care about me? This is my family's butt-wiping. Who the hell knows it's the property deed! You can get it yourself if you want!"
When everyone saw the strong bodies of Chen Dadan and his two companions, who were about to stand up and start fighting, they decisively turned their attention back to the house deed in the pit.
Jump! Or not jump! This is the first question.
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